THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, found this while trawling the net, she might need some +2’s though would you still?  Natalie Pietrzak Miss Massachusetts 2012 is without a doubt one of the hottest girls in America.  If she only moved to Cali her life would be 27 times better with way more opportunity to put that body to use.

North Carolina has a better face.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, dirtiest girl at UMass hands down. 10 KNOWN sextapes, trains run by multiple sports teams, and nighttime accessories include handdrawn tattoos of “Sl*t” “Wh*re” and her nickname- “H*e fo Sho” on her face and entire body. At parties has been known to run from room to room with a face full of cm. She gets the award of being with the most partners in one night, with averages of 14 a night. Her face is on the wall of shame in multiple off campus apartments and the name is well known to be the biggest smut at umass. What do you think Nik?

10 sex tapes.  Your lives ruined, might as well start stripping, stop wasting money in school.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, call me desperate or whatever but I made a profile on some online dating cluster f*ck and this guy hit me up. This guy goes by the name of “Terrence Duggan”. He (or the guy in the pics he sends) is obviously pretty goodlooking. He seems to be way more into sending dirty texts and asking me for phone sex than hanging out. Also, whenever I send him pictures and ask him to send one in return he’s all “I don’t have a camera phone.” Pardon me but who the f*ck doesn’t have a camera phone in 2011?  My neighbors dog has an IPhone. DIRTY ARMY I need your help reveaing this kids REAL identity so I can tell this creeper to f*ck off!

Sounds like he already has a girlfriend.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This girl, her name is Angela, she likes to pin everything on everyone, when she is the common denominator to every problem. Shes jealous of everyone who is friends with men because she cant get the greg cause she doesn’t know what a healthy life is, she goes on a diet and 2 hours later you’ll see her at mcdonalds drivethru. Shes so desperate she convinces herself that guys want her, just to make herself feel better. She’ll meet a guy and 10 mins later say he wants her, she drills it in her own head that every hot guy she meets wants her “balls”. She has been with a guy for about 2 years now, and the only reason she is with him is because she knows its the only thing she can get, but yet she’ll go out and try to get with every penis she lays her eyes on. This girl used to be my bestfriend, now she’s just a pathetic dirty tampon laying on the side of the interstate. I know this is juvenile, but this girl has tried to hit me lower than low, so I’m gonna hit right back.

I think her pits sag more then her t*ts.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl is the worse person alive.She might look like a angel.But really she’s pure evil.We went to the same school had all the same friends.I actually believed we was friends.Then one day I found out she was sleeping with my sisters boyfriend not only that but she has plenty of ads on craigslist selling her mouth.I know for a fact she has drd she got from her ex Austin f who is in jail.Not only that now shes dating a much older guy 54 and is living the high life now she has no responsibility whores these days.She needs to know karma and this website is perfect for that.

She looks like chucky, if it weren’t for her eyes she’d be broke.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, why does this girl think she’s hot? Because her head looks like the tip of a greg. She thinks that everyone who doesn’t think she’s “hot/pretty” is “a fat cu*t” or “jealous”. Her name is Michelle and the word around town is she’s a major sloot. She’s a huge sh*t talker and isn’t “afraid of anyone” yet she has nothing to say face to face. She calls other people fat, yet she is/was anorexic. I just want to know if this look is considered hot. Bleach blond hair on the border of white (mean while, eye brows are black). Skanky clothes even though she has the body of an 11 year old boy. She wh*res herself around town, and the surrounding ones as well. She is two faced as well. Flaunting her drug and alcohol consumption. It’s insane that she isn’t dead in a gutter from an overdose, but what’s more insane is that she thinks she is all that.

Well she definitely has that meth head/white trash/gutter sloot look down to a tee.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, for an asian you have to agree she’s pretty banging. She goes out a lot but she also spends a lot of time studying so that’s also a plus.  The thing is that she’s only a freshmen but has already been with most of the brothers in a frat.

It doesn’t matter she still has an oder.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m wondering if the Dirty Army knows who this girl is? She goes by the name of Cyn and talks to my friend over the computer but he’s never met her. I’m thinking she’s fake since she’s too pretty to be wasting her time with douchebags on the internet. What do you think?

She’s fake, this is also a heavily photoshopped pic so don’t get too excited.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This chick goes to UMass Amherst and her hobbies including sucking d***, sucking d*** , and oh yeah sucking d***. I’m pretty sure that she is carrying every known drd to known to man and maybe even ones not known to man. UMass should do it’s studen population a favor and kick this slut out.

I don’t think she’ll be able to dabble in that much greg once her body catches up with her face…which will happen by the end of the school year.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, not would YOU but would anyone? This is Marc Be**, an overstuffed balloon from Quincy(aka Boston’s noodle-ville), who has developed an ego as big as his belt-line! I mean could you be this fat and be confident… about anything? He has been known to secretly tell management that other employees make fun of his weight, and has recently even gotten a colleague suspended from work for his lies that spew out of his Big Mac slobbering mouth! For some reason no one has called him out yet, we’re afraid to get fired! He talks sh*t about everyone in the business, and he’s burning bridges he hasn’t finished getting his elephant-sized body over yet! Plus he smells like he hasn’t gotten a good wipe in years! Nik please put this fat slob in his place, I’m begging you! BTW his fiancee could be 20lbs heavier..

They were made for each other they can whip each others ass.- nik