She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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Michael Jordan’s North Carolina Friend
Posted in Charlotte, Dirty Athletes, Raleigh-Durham, The Dirty, UNC, University Of South Carolina | March 18th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Audra she is from NC , I grew up with her and she always would tell us one day she would get to Jordan and he would love her. Well looks like her and his AIRNESS are now “just friends” … Nik this is Micheal JORDAN we are talking about why do ex NBA guys like Dennis Rodman, Charles Barkley etc, Score better tail than the great MJ?
Yeah that is true… MJ does score some pretty RANK chicks, but from what I have heard he is a sex addict like Tiger which throws looks out the window.- nik
Chelsea Follow-Up
Posted in Charlotte, The Dirty, UNC | January 26th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is just a follow up on a post titled Nik Only You Can Help Me about that ugly sk*nk from nc. a few topless pics so at least u can see why she’s worth a bang as long as you dont look at her face. she actually is an escort, chelsea c*rbelli. Click Here To See Topless Pictures
Paper or Plastic? I say paper, 3 bags please.- nik
Nik Only You Can Help Me
Posted in Charlotte, The Dirty, UNC | January 24th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chelsea she walks around like she is Gods gift to earth. She has a good set of +2’s but that doesn’t always help because I’m trying to figure out what is wrong with the face that stops me everytime, so i figured only Mr. Nik Richie can answer this querstion. also i need to know would you Nik? if you say yes then maybe she’ll be happy knowing she has a chance of sleeping with someone that last longer than the guy she is now with, just saying.
Don’t ask me stupid questions. Her face is a STOP sign. Final answer.- nik
Herp-Alert
Posted in Charlotte, UNC | December 29th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is one of BAR Charlotte’s finest d-bags.. his name is Josh Sh***r and he is disgustinggg.. He is also the WORST “DJ” in Charlotte, worse than DJ LETHAL (Fat ginger Lee Be**on). A previous ROIDS user, he has literally hooked up with almost all the nasty loose Bar girls (including Krissy Hi***s & that bi girl Courtney).. He claims to never have condems just in order to get his dic* wet and not have to use protection.. Watch out LADIES!!! This fool is spreading Herpes Simplex 2. This is a known fact not a rumor. Sorry Josh but you just helped make BAR look even filthier and incredibly pathetic… white trash.
You should never trust anyone with those gay tribal arm tattoos…If he is rockin a partial sleeve you should be sure to use a sleeve if ya know what I mean.- nik
To Bang Or Not To Bang
Posted in UNC, Would You? | December 4th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, That is the question Nik. This girl has come after me several times. The guy in the picture is her FIANCEE. She has boned at the very least 6 other dudes since they got engaged. From what I hear she got around back in her high school days too. WAY AROUND. Her boobs are huge, which she prides herself on. I have seen them dude, and they have nasty stretch marks all up and down them. Her thighs are the size of my entire body. She wants to bone, but I thought I’d ask, would you Nik?
Answer: No, are you kidding me? She is fat as hell, and even if she lost the weight she would still be way less than average.
Watch Out Raleigh
Posted in Raleigh-Durham, UNC | December 3rd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, they call this gut Chicken Little, real name Matt. He use to work at BMG establishment BAR Norfolk before it was shut down but now works at Buckhead Saloon in Raleigh. This is a warning to all the girls of Raleigh to stay clear of this guy. He’s in his late 20s but likes to stalk young girls. When I say young I mean girls who are barely 18 if even that.
No wonder that place smells so bad.- nik
North Carolina Douche
Posted in Raleigh-Durham, The Dirty, UNC | November 11th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok in honor of douche awarness week nik i bring you the midget douche this guy his name is aj, he originally is from brooklyn but now lives in north carolina, he is in the air force or so he says, i made the mistake of being bored this summer and giving him my cell number, well a few months later i found out that he was trying to get with 7 other girls all of us who are friends on twitter. In july he sent me a naked pic of himself, well a few days later someone posted that pic on twitter of him. This guy thinks hes a wrestler/mma fighter. He has a kid that i dont think he ever spends any time with.
Don’t worry I am not for the Gays. I don’t look at 4 inch Gregs all day… THIS GUY DOES.- nik
Bar Charlotte’s Manager- Employee Relations?
Posted in Charlotte, The Dirty, UNC | October 11th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: This pathetic, fatass Bar Charlotte Manager is almost naked with these 18 year old bar charlotte sl*ts. Im sure they are attracted to the 2 foot gut hes got hangin. this guy is a worthless tool, i have seen him kick someone out of bar charlotte while wearing a Bunny Suit.
I think he is sliming her.- nik
Blonds In Blue
Posted in UNC | October 2nd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: The “blondes in blue” at UNC. Would you
Answer: no. I don’t do dudes. Look at those arms, and pointy faces…and why is the shorter ones head so small.-nik
19 And Plastic Already
Posted in Charlotte, The Dirty, UNC | October 2nd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: This is “Charlene Molly” a 19 year old typical Charlotte girl, works uptown and loves to go out and show off her boob job, along with her multiple other “procedures”. How much more fake will she be by the time she turns 20, and how many more times do we have to see her nipples hang out?
She looks like the G-Girl of Charlotte. What should we name her?- nik
