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Cat Hoarding Drug Abusing Slores

April 21, 2014 Charlotte, UNC 46

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Kate and Kiona the disease infested drug addicted “best friends” plaguing Charlotte. Kate (the blonde with the horrible, fake fried blondER clip in extentions. Kate is also underage, blowing security guards and club promoters for free entry and drinks. Kate is also very busy dirty girl beside stripping, she spend a lot of time sleeping with anything with a pulse (male or female) She also doesn’t care if she ruins relationships because she doesn’t respect anything, including herself. Her best friend Kiona is a heroin user just as nasty as Kate. They live together in a disgusting hippy fort type thing the made since they’re so “artistic and creative.” (Yeah, right!) When in reality they removed some doors and hung sheets and basically destroyed the apartment. It smells strongly of car urine and dirty sex and stale smoke. They take no pride in themselves or they’re apartment which they can barely afford by Kates stripping and “sugar daddy’s” more like exchanging sex for money. Let’s be honest here, who would want to spoil these disgusting creatures. Kate has also given multiple men drds. They’re both gross and Charlotte be aware. STAY AWAY!!

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Marissa Karagiannis

February 2, 2014 Charlotte, UNC 16

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, This girl is well known for ruining relationships. She is classified as a level 10 gremlin/hobbit who currently attends UNC Charlotte. She is desperate and psychotic. She once ran away from home and had a ‘missing persons’ alert sent out and they claimed she had dementia and cognitive impairment. She’s literally so dumb ECU (easy u) didn’t want her… or maybe it was they heard she spreads drds like the plague. Which I don’t understand because she’s overweight. But hey, fat girls need love too right?! She should come with a warning label! Watch out Charlotte!!

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Life After The Bachelor For Blakely Shea

January 16, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty, UNC 56

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, looks like Blakely Shea really made a great name for herself since her appearance on The Bachelor… seems she is now at Bubble Lounge here in town and has tried a new blonde look….. yikes.

Why does her hairline start so high up on her head? It distracts me from the +2′s.- nik

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Tiffany M Tyler Is A Dirty One

August 16, 2013 Charlotte, UNC 90

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, there is 3 things to know about Tiffany M Tyler, if you already didn’t know this… She is 1) A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR 2)THE NASTIEST SL*T 3) & the UGLIEST b*tch on earth. This girl is so self-absorbed. As you\ve seen from the photos…this bitch has a hard time reading a scale. I mean, which one is it Tiffany… are you “120″ or are you “112″. It really doesn’t make a difference cause she’s still ugly as f*ck. It’s pretty obvious she’s sucking it in.

I have never seen a rose painting that big before.- nik

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Update on BMW Barbie

May 30, 2013 Raleigh-Durham, UNC 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik- Remember this girl? (Also See) Interested in an update? Not much has changed except her count. She’s only become more of a pain in the ass, and it seems like if you’re a car enthusiast you’re not going to be able to avoid her. She’s successfully sucked her way to the B list of the east coast car whore community. She now (since her facebook deactivation after her arrest in September, whores herself out on instagram (@theladyr***ust) and is sucking the ball sacs of just about every VW/Euro guy. She’s still DTF with just about anyone that will put her up/put up with her shit. She still manipulates and uses poor little fanboys for places to stay at events and as a way to get parts/her car worked on. (Even though she “does all the wrenching herself”) She still parades around with her tits out and even puts them all over instagram. This grody skank is “sooooo classy” that feels the need to call out other female enthusiasts as “ratchet” and states that they are ruining the car girl name… I’m not sure who she thinks she fooling but too many of us know too much about her! From her lengthy past playing her poor ex, to her current homie-hopping ways, she is still getting around. Let’s not forget she was also arrested for embezzlement less than a year ago, yet girls that show a little ass are too “ratchet” for her taste. This bitch is the one who needs a DO BETTER MEETING. She’ll hook up with anyone with a moidfied car, so have at it fanboys!

Don’t act like you know cars.  She rubbed her hands on the garage floor, I decided.- nik

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Still Slootin Around

May 2, 2013 Charlotte, UNC 31

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Heather Perrine. She has been known for being the biggest wh*re in Charlotte, and still is. She already has one kid and is knocked up again and she’s only 25. She cheats on her man and goes around talking to other guys when she should be worrying about the guy who fathers her kids. And I know for a fact she has met up with guys recently. She has such low self esteem and has to constantly get attention from men. She is trailer trash and a complete retard with her hillbilly accent. She dropped out of high school too… She thinks she’s the sh*t and she’s cleaned up her act, but in reality she’s still the dirty, cheap, trashy skank she’s always been. I really feel bad for her kids having to grow up with a nasty, drd infested, trailer trash mom.

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Wayn Countys Justin Carter

April 30, 2013 Raleigh-Durham, UNC 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Justin Carter is one of the nastiest people in Rosewood nc. He’s got 2 kids he doesn’t even take off. But can go buy a new truck his little sloot girlfriend Kelsie Deal drive around, cause her mama and daddy kicked her out of there house and took the car they gave her back. So they now live together with his parents. Justin’s nothing but a deadbeat dad, that needs to learn to wrap it before he taps it.

I wonder if his parents will do the same thing with his car…- nik

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Wicked Of The South, Brittany Brooks

February 8, 2013 Charlotte, UNC 327

THE DIRTY ARMY: Seriously Nik, you need to post this girl. She’s a freaking trainwreck. She tries to start sh*t with every girl in Wilmington. Give this girl her fifteen minutes of fame. She’s been begging for it. let’s give this girl what she wants, and that is two things, dick and for people to pay attention to her. She is the most narcissistic, self-absorbed, bitter, and malicious person. She moved to Wilmington, NC only to realize that nobody there likes and/or cares that she exists. In the matter of the year that she resided in Wilmington, the only thing she accomplished was driving drunk, continuously trying to sleep with everybody’s boyfriends, attempting to be a wannabe stripper, and making herself quite possibly the most hated person in North Carolina. Brittany feels the need to make fun of other girls and point out their imperfections, but she stuffers from a cleft lip. She’s just jealous she can only suck dick with one lip. She tries to put girls on social media blasts. She hides behind a computer screen to talk shit. Too bad the laptop she uses, she “borrowed” from her friend and never gave back. She entered an ameture bikini contest at the strip club. She won due to the volume of booing- that damn decibel reader. A couple months ago she thought she would be a badass and send this one girl’s porn link to her family via Facebook. She also put that same girl’s phone number on Craigslist, but used pictures of her old roommate. She also created a fake Twitter account about another girl. She spreads rumors about girls just about as much as she spreads her legs for a dick and that’s daily. She thinks people are “obsessed” with her, but she is the one who is always stalking people’s Facebooks, Twitters, and Instagrams. She makes fun of people’s cars, yet she can’t even drive because she got a DUI. So Brittany, here is a word of advice, get off the computer, use your stripper money to pay your friend back for the loan she paid off for you, give her back HER computer, hop off my nuts as well as everybody else’s, get off your back, stop fcking other people’s boyfriends, lose some weight, go back to where you came from because even your own friends are calling you irrelevant, and get a fcking life. I’m calling you out.

Looks like she wet her pants (first pic).- nik

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