THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guys name is Byron Faust. He is one of the grossest guys to ever hit the queen city.  You can basically call him a trout even though he’s young because he’s asking every middle schooler and high schooler to their own prom. He thinks he’s big like Zyzz and always flexing at girls. He needs to be put on blast so bad. Can you help us out Nik?

If anything that is America’s GayYZ.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This chick is constantly on facebook whoring it up. Saying shes going downtown every night, making plans to meet up with people but never shows. I know several people who have talked to her on the phone and facebook chat, but shes never shown her face. Put this bitch on blast and maybe she’ll show her face.

Sounds like your upset cause your online mystery girl never showed up when you tried to creep on her.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Emily, she goes to UNC-Wilmington.  We went to HS together and I think she’s gorgeous, plus she seems really sweet. She does some local modeling for magazines and bikini contests, but that’s about it. What do you think?

This chick flew all the way to Orlando to hang out during my appearance. She is a total scam… a Facebook fraud because she looks nothing like what you see. Her ass is 300 pounds and has no rack. BUYER BEWARE! My guy said she was “the worst mistake of his life” (yes, she convinced him to fly her out and pay for her Disneyworld tickets like an idiot).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, tattooed girls are sexy.  Also, why is it that these girls think that they are models when they have tattoos.

She looks like she is about to audition for a VH1 reality show.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is my first post so I want to make sure the word gets out about this girl in Raleigh. Her name is Jessica P*nny and she’s a junkie and a dirty thief. My boy tried to hook me up with her last summer and we couldn’t even have fun at the car because she was so obsessed with getting some pills, the worst part is she didn’t have ANY money to get them! I have stayed the hell away from her once I saw what an addict she was but my friend was not so lucky. While they were drinking a few weeks ago she took another girl with her to get some “food”. Well instead of food this b*tch drove her to another town, an hour away to buy heroin. Once she scored they got pulled over and Jessica stashed her dope in the other girl’s purse and told the cops she had drugs on her! Well needless to say the other girl went to jail for Jessica and my friend was left at his place not knowing what in the hell happened to them. Now Nik, if this wasn’t enough Jessica knows that he works out of town during the week and broke into his place and stole 3 flat screen TVs and whatever else she could get her little junkie paws on! Now the cops have a warrant for this b*tch and nobody can find her. Be on the look out for this one, I’m sure there’s more to come.

If anyone knows the whereabouts of this chick please call the police.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik, Here’s Chace Corbett. He’s a spoiled brat from Charlotte who’s parents give him anything and everything at a whim but that has made him is a lying, cheating (on numerous girlfriends, repeatedly) h and c spreading drug dealer. Not to mention that he’s got the worse case of Napoleon syndrome on record. He’s a short stubby little twerp and to make matters worse, he’s hung like an acorn. How do I know? He’s also bi and we hooked up twice a month ago. Cheers!

And lemme guess, your a man (poster).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK THIS BITCH CORINNE W*LL*S WAS ARRESTED AT THE INFAMOUS TREASURES STRIP CLUB IN HOUSTON AKA “THE BIGGEST WHOREHOUSE” IN TEXAS. HER MUGSHOT WAS ALSO ON THE SMOKING GUN WHEN THEY DID THE WHORE ROUNDUP IN 2007 WHEN SHE WAS ONLY 19. SHE’S SO UGLY SHE HAD TO PROSTITUTE HERSELF TO ANY 50 SOMETHING OLD TROUT THAT WAS WILLING TO PAY FOR THAT NASTY ROTTEN TUNA SNATCH OF HERS. SHE EVEN MADE A PORN WITH AN OLD 54 YEAR OLD FOR A TRIP TO HAWAII. WHERE ARE U AT NOW, U NASTY SLUT, ALL THAT DI*K SUCKING GOT U NOWHERE.

That trout coulda done better then her.  It looks like there’s a fish hook stuck in the sides of her mouth.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Trying to see if this guy is for real. His name is Eric Johnson..claims he’s a Johnson and Johnson heir. His facebook looks sort of fake but a few women have claimed to have met him. Need Dirty Intel!

Don’t sleep with him its just some 30k douche, he is not a Johnson heir.  People with shady profiles are always fat and full of sh*t.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these are the girls that are considered “hot” at UNC chapel Hill. Please give us your opinion.

It looks like a flock of birds…the flying V.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the girl in these pictures is Kristi S*mpson. She went to UNC Charlotte with her *barely- MLB* BF John Maine of the NY Mets (also pictured). John has been on your website before with Hawaiian Tropic models or whatever…I would expect him to get a better GF then this butter faced shim. She looks old enough to be his mother in some pictures. She’s sure as sh*t has been around the block a few times. Please put this girl on blast! All she does is promote her relationship on facebook and in reality, no one cares! Maine is a Bush League pitcher that no one cares about! He’s lucky to still have a job!! When she’s not with her BF all she does is wh*re around Charlotte and she gets away with it every time! The only reason these two winners are together in the first place, is they each had a hand in blowing up previous relationships. John cheated on his wife years ago with some other chick that he was seeing for a long time, then cheated on her for this winner! To top it all off Kristi has contacted his exes to rub it in their faces! Please put these two asshats on blast! Thanks Nik! DA STRONG!

Kristi don’t be an idiot, John will cheat on you… it is only a matter of time.- nik