THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these girls think they are the best thing. in all the bikini contests. all bartenders cuz they cant make it through school to have a professional job. all sleep with each others leftovers. girl on right is local celebrity. girl on left slept with douchebag J.J. Redick (all it took was i choose you, now f*ck me) aside from all that, honest oppinion nik (this is my first post!!) WOULD YOU?

Answer: No, do nose jobs not exist in North Carolina or something?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, North Carolina Doesn’t have the best looking girls on the planet, but here’s one who grew up in my hometown I’d put more than just money on. What do you think?

Answer: No, she looks possessed and her eyes are way too close together. Besides all small town girls are crazy, all they want to do is get married and have like 12 children.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so the guy on the left here is one of the managers at Bar Charlotte, recently he has had this whole “COUNTRY” look going on. Let me tell you this guy will bring so much drama to your life so stay far away. He thinks he is the best at what he does; well truth is you shouldn’t be any place around the night life. 

Managing BAR Charlotte is perfect for him. Taking care of the staff is like herding cattle. Literally.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is bit of a butterface, but still a solid six for Raleigh, don’t you think?? Needs +2′s though….

I would say a 4.732567 for Raleigh… only because she has fat arms, neck issues and sun damaged hair.  Face is a nightmare in itself (wont go there).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok… i may have googled this… get over it… after looking at many many would you’s half of the time you have said that the ta ta’s were to small when they were like dd’s so i ask you… what about this chick?

Way too big… I wouldn’t even look at them.- nik