Vanessa Eve Needs A Reality Check ASAP

February 6, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty, University of Miami 41

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I really can’t believe this girl hasn’t been posted before. This is Vanessa Eve. I really feel sh*tty about posting her, but she is going down the WRONG path in life. She lives in Hollywood and just uses men for money, parties on hard drugs every night, and has done some of the most filthy things I’ve seen… I walked in a room at a party in the hills once and she was on the bed with 2 guys, letting one do drugs off her vagina.  Her life could be really enviable if she could just have a moment of clarity.  She’s really leading a gross, fake as hell life. and she’s THE worst friend ever. Only cares about herself. Vanessa I wish you luck.

I like the view and I’m not talking about Vanessa’s ass.- nik



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Josh Becker Is Ignoring Me For A Reason

January 30, 2014 Miami, The Dirty, University of Miami 185

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this boy invited me on a date after we were introduced by a mutual friend. I accepted and we went on a few dates. He wasn’t so bad aside from the fact that he was bragging all the time. Also the size of his p*nis wasn’t so a appealing either.  I recently noticed that he had blocked my calls and texts. So I looked him up online and to my surprise!  He has a baby mama whom he lives with. Stay away from him. His garbage.

But he drives a Ferrari.- nik



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Say No to Drugs

December 30, 2013 Miami, University of Miami 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is the promiscuous, sociopathic drug dealer that I posted about previously who I wanted to press sexual assault charges against after taking my virginity but covered up his tracks. He is also the person who left me in my dorm for three weeks of my freshman year arguing with me that I have a skewed sense of reality. I found these pictures of him which only have about a year difference within them. I’m not sure what is going on but it is actually pretty sad.

This post is pretty sad.  No offense.- nik



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Oddly Pretty or a Little Ugly

December 16, 2013 Miami, University of Miami, Would You? 41

THE DIRTY ARMY: I’ve seen this girl around Gables/South Miam a few times and can’t figure out if she’s oddly pretty or a little ugly. I have no idea what her nationality is. She never really smiles in public which is sad because she has nice teeth. What do you think???

Nothings little on her, but I’d still go with the latter.- nik



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Liar/Conman

December 9, 2013 Miami, University of Miami 36

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This fat, sloppy, POS so called athlete and DJ is nothing but a lying thief. He goes by DJ Billy Gotti. His real name is William Pesaturo. He lies to everyone about his name to avoid any real consequences of his con man like actions. He is 33 yrs old with out a pot to piss in. He claims he owns AMRAP.com (which products are absolute shit!!!) He has embezzled over 10k from his “friends”. He also was able to “borrow” a friends car and make the payments while she was away….but he didn’t. When she asked for it back he said “its in a garage, you have to pay 500$ to get it”. Now he is leaching off of his “girlfriend” Katie LaVenia. He lives with her in Las Olas. I’m sure if she knew what he does behind her back he would be living on someones couch again. I know there are people that can confirm how much of a scumbag/liar he is. He is a waste of life and the world needs to know this. Please post and share if you know this POS!

Tribals don’t mix with others tat, you can’t cover the douche.- nik



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Morgan Brittany Is Jealous

November 26, 2013 Miami, The Dirty, University of Miami 265

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like there’s a cat fight brewing in Miami.  Morgan Brittany is jealous of Vadim’s new fiancé Brittany. Morgan basically outed herself for creeping Brittany’s Instagram, acting like she is better than everyone else because she sucks Greg for money and wouldn’t be caught dead in a Juicy tracksuit. That ratchet h*e shops at both H&M and Forever 21. Can’t really get any more basic than that. Go back to the gutter Morgan. Your time is up.

Morgan the ITG in the reflection needs some work. Stop eating pizza.- nik



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Graham’s Lady

October 31, 2013 Miami, University of Miami 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is the girl that Graham Douglas let me meet his parents. After him telling me I was too shy to be a stripper, frustrated him because I was a tease and not outgoing, taking my virginity, and letting me know I may have DRDs, I could readily pinpoint the source by a girl posting pictures on his page with a group of guys holding a dead mouse above her mouth and a tramp stamp (always accurate). Apparently before meeting the parents, he and his friends ran a train on her. After simply asking if they hooked up and telling her she might have DRDs, she goes on a rant about how in college sex is just sex and Graham is a good guy so stop telling myself and everyone that he isn’t. Fortunately enough, he tells me she has been fucked by more guys than girls he has in his life. Please help her realize she’s not a model because she took her shirt off in black and white lighting, to close her mouth, and to save up for tattoo removal. You would think having something engrained on your back would stop you from doing it with a drug dealer unprotected. This needs to stop. The tattoo reads: ” “Naked you are simple as one of your hands;Smooth, earthy, small, transparent, round. You’ve moon-lines, apple pathways Naked you are slender as a naked grain of wheat. Naked you are blue as a night in Cuba; You\’ve vines and stars in your hair. Naked you are spacious and yellow As summer in a golden church.”  Apparently she likes how smooth and earthy having unprotected sex with a drug dealer is.



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Alexis Carn Loves Her Refund Gap

October 21, 2013 Jacksonville, University of Miami 24

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Alexis Carn or as I like to call her the biggest REFUND GAP I’ve seen in a while. Alexis used to be a lot of fun and well… now she is just a drunk. She goes off on trips for weeks and leaves her poor adorable son with his dad all the time who is an amazing dude (first man I’ve seen in Jacksonville to man up). Alexis works at bars and “models” haha. Just this weekend she went to biketoberfest with her grandmother and mom and she entered in a bikini contest. What a bunch of classy women right? She talked about straving herself for 24 hour before being in the contest how silly is that? I blame the downfall of Alexis on Brandon’s troll of a sister Christina Ghioto, those teeth WOW! Alexis just needs to grow up, get a real job that is not in the industry and be home for her child. Clean up your act or as your son and his friends get older they not going to think you’re a “MILF, as you would like that” they going to think your gross.

Without those +2′s Alexis Carn would be the fattest girl in Florida.- nik



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