THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ever since I started coming to your site, I have been on the search for the perfect girl. I can’t find anything wrong with this girl, and before I approach her, do you think she is worth spending the rest of my life with?
No, why would want to be with a female whose lower part of her face is wider than the upper portion?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Miami model Nicole Mejia has recently been spotted on here and numerous sites as of late. She’s a nice looking girl with a great body. Turns out this girl was recently in Kanye West and Jay-Z’s new video for “N*ggas in paris” and now is Kanye West’s newest jumpoff! How do I know? She posted a photo on twitter of herself in a beautiful bathroom which I immediately recognized.. Kanye West’s LA home bathroom. After I looked down her timeline, there it was… “On my way to Vegas” Then followed by “Yeezy world peace about to spin in Vegas!! Ready to bring in the Mew Year!” Then followed by “On the way back to LA” which was then followed with the twitpic! Poor thing. She doesn’t realize her life has been ruined by another rapper/video vixen story we hear over and over again. Hope she gets a few pairs of shoes out of the humiliation. Check out the pics.
Looks like Kayne’s fish are on vacation.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, don’t do business with Krystal, not only will she steal from you her work is not guaranteed… She copies all her styles and work from other designers, and takes credit. Not only is she a thief she is a racist. I have personally heard her make racial slurs against African Americans. I can’t even write the horrible things she has said, it’s so upsetting. She also loves to belittle anyone below her. She thinks she better then anyone that has less then her. The only reason she has been able to even reach a little successes is from her parents money. She has told hard workers ” You work while I shop ” such a disgusting person… DON’T FALL FOR HER FRONT TRUST ME IT’S ALL BULLS***!
Welcome to Miami.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is Sara “Elena”, she went to UConn but transferred after sophomore year to move to Miami, I’m glad she did because there is no way that body looked good in that cold ass weather. Nik, do you think that was a good move for her?
No, she was a hot chick at UConn, but now she is just average in Miami.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Anna. I think she’s basically perfect. There is no way you can find something wrong with this girl, and she is from Miami of all damn places, you know how next level we are here.
Who is her friend? Not the creepy fat dude on the bottom… the blonde on top?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo Nik – what do you think about this clown Nevin Shapiro and the info coming out of the U. Apparently, players had abortions paid for and even got free blow and hookers. Not to mention Shapiro put out bounties of $5k+ on players from opposing teams. Sean Taylor (RIP) got a diamond-encrusted $50k dog tag. Sh*t apparently even coaches were getting hooked up. Can you say death penalty? The dude said he has proof of over 72 players from 2002 and 2010 that he supplied with money and other favors.
This is what happens when you recruit from the Hood. The only way to keep these players happy is to benefit them like real NFL stars.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have the perfect girl for you. My friend Melanie C. She’s a model and former NFL cheerleader. You will not find a flaw.
Why are her arms bigger than her friends… I feel like you are trying to sell me false goods.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I cant help but notice your always shutting down posts by saying “get a calender thats so 2000″ so tell us Nik what is in now? in your taste. Tattoo placement? Underwear preference? Hair color? Hair Length? Piercings? Hot hookup? Drink? please tell.
You know the world is in turmoil when the toy company Mattel makes Barbies with tramp-stamps. I feel so bad for our youth.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I know this girl and lets just say she said the wrong thing and I now want to expose this f*cking idiot. Anyway she is married and NO JOKE currently sleeping with Dwyane Wade of the Miami Heat. Can you believe after a long game, this is who Dwyane Wade calls? I mean its totally wrong, I cannot wait till her husband finds out about his because he will not be too happy.
There is no way Dwyane Wade would bang a chick that fat. I need details.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Ashley Flores. She by far is the hottest girl we have at Umiami. She is a Miami heat dancer, and one of the hottest models I have seen yet in Miami. Not to mention she is a cool ass chick, always hanging out. and with all her success outside of school she still beats out my gpa in class. My question to you is would you nik?
Answer: No, I always use the J-Lo scale when it comes to hispanic girls in Miami. Ask yourself, “Is she hotter than Jennifer Lopez.”= NO.
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