10.05.09

Ed Farty Range Rover

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Hey Nik, in Miami on US1 at the Holiday Inn across the street from the University of Miami was this Range Rover with this banner for an Ed Farty factory sample sale……I just had to make a U-turn and take a pic for you cause Ed Farty is over. I’m sure its another 30k milli driving the Range Rover …

You know times are tough when Miami is trying to dump your product… that city is douche fashion capital of the world.- nik


Nik Richie

09.17.09

Clinton Portis Has No Sense Of Smell

Clinton Portis likes chunky noodle soup

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Washington Redskins star Clinton Portis hanging out with his “friend” reality star Cali.

Who Knew Clinton liked chunky noodle soup?- nik


Nik Richie

09.10.09

Sloot Of Scumbars

SLUT OF SCUMBARS

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, heres another pic of the stupid wh*re “called” Chyna. Shes a dirty f*cking bartender who blows c*ke and guys for fun !! Thought id get another laugh out of sending her pic in after she freaked out on the first post. Tell us what you think nik. 

Also See:  U of Miami Superstar

She screams 90’s J Lo music video, and her knees and pig face are making me sick.- nik 


Nik Richie

09.09.09

Woman Beater

WOMAN BEATER ON THE LOOSE

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Watch out south florida! This guy jason is a woman beater. There’s been talk about 4 different girls in south florida that he’s beat up, and one that he just got in her face and pushed her. If anyone sees him out and about, please give him what he deserves!!!

How is this guy not in jail if this is true?- nik


Nik Richie

09.01.09

Sexy? Ya Right

SeXy

 

SeXy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is so nasty and somehow guys still hook up with her… What the F is wrong with them?

She looks fresh off the boat.- nik


Nik Richie

08.31.09

U of Miami Superstar

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is Chyna. (ya thats her real name!!!) She can be seen running around with the typical dirt bag wh*res of Ft. Lauderdale, or with your boyfriend. She thinks shes the sh*t when all she really did was work at a scummy Automatic Slims Bar. What do you think Nik?

I think her bolt ons are a little droopy and her nose is way too sharp.  REFUND Gap 4 life.- nik


Nik Richie

08.27.09

Promoting Is A Drag

Promoting is a Drag!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this person is known for blowing up your phone for club promotions…i guess it was revenge of those who got tired of the emails,txt, n phone calls….”OE” passed out drunk at one his events@ his event well the rest you can guess!!!!! MIami’s Finest In club Promotion!!!!!!

I doubt that’s the first time he’s had a Greg on his face. -nik


Nik Richie

08.18.09

Jason Needs a Dirty Name

We need to get him a DIRTY name on here...

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Jason F. I think his new name should be F*giator on thedirty! He sports ed fardy like it’s his hobby…hangs out with purple crayons…and owns a tanning salon. Enought said!  He just fired one of my good friends from his salon because he “couldn’t afford to pay her.” Aka…she wouldn’t give him a blow job in the back of the salon…and his salon is going out of business. Here he is once again in his LV wannabe sunglasses that he picked up online for $20. Sorry Jason…You’re stil a LOSER! And once again…everyone in south Florida knows about your dirty d*ck! Therefore, they ain’t touching you!

He looks like every other Douchebag in Miami. I’m not going to name him, because I know he would take pleasure in that.- nik


Nik Richie

07.29.09

Ft. Liquordale Douche

Ft. Liquordale douch turned fag???

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Jason F. He was on here a couple times, but somehow cried to the dirty and got his pictures taken down. He’s such a complete LOSER! He drives around in a hummer, with the same LV sunglasses and gay red sneakers everyday. We just saw him at the hardrock not to long ago with nothing but guys. My friend used to date him, and she caught something from him. Good one, Jason! As of a while ago, he can’t pick up any girl higher than a 4! I really am starting to think he converted to “for the gays!” What do you guys think?

I’m not sure which one he is, but all Douchebags really look the same. And I’m pretty sure you just called your friend ugly.- nik


Nik Richie

07.07.09

I Am Not Grotesque

HOW THIS FOR GROTESQUE;)

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK, HERE I AM RIGHT FROM THE PHOTOGRAPHERS CAMERA..WHERE’S PHOTOSHOP?? HATERS!! LOL

I don’t think it is the Photoshop us guys are concerned about?- nik


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"