<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" ><channel><title>Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities &#187; University of Miami</title> <atom:link href="http://thedirty.com/category/univ-of-miami/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://thedirty.com</link> <description>Nik Richie is the world’s first and most famous reality gossip blog, featuring a brutally honest look at the publics everyday social lives with a few of your favorite celebrities mixed in.</description> <lastBuildDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 03:52:27 +0000</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2</generator> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <atom:link rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com"/><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://superfeedr.com/hubbub"/> <item><title>Home Wrecker</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/01/06/home-wrecker-2/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/01/06/home-wrecker-2/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:14:05 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Miami]]></category> <category><![CDATA[University of Miami]]></category> <category><![CDATA[universirt of miami]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2010/01/06/home-wrecker-2/</guid> <description><![CDATA[THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl has to be the most ugliest little bitch out there. she looks like shes 7 ! with a face that reminds me of a horse ! has history of f*cking her moms boyfriend on a cruise . such a nasty girl . aside of that , her boyfriends too [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><p style="text-align: center;"><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-31047 aligncenter" title="Home wrecking low budget hoe " src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/DIRTY_php0NfiQ1.jpg" alt="Home wrecking low budget hoe " /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-31047 aligncenter" title="Home wrecking low budget hoe " src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/DIRTY_phpZs2qak.jpg" alt="Home wrecking low budget hoe " /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> Nik this girl has to be the most ugliest little bitch out there. she looks like shes 7 ! with a face that reminds me of a horse ! has history of f*cking her moms boyfriend on a cruise . such a nasty girl . aside of that , her boyfriends too cute for her.Nik what do you think ?</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>That is disgusting, who would wanna sleep with anyone their parents did.- nik</strong></p></div> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/01/06/home-wrecker-2/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Ed Farty Range Rover</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2009/10/05/ed-farty-range-rover/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2009/10/05/ed-farty-range-rover/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 22:53:11 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Anthony</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Miami]]></category> <category><![CDATA[University of Miami]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Ed Farty]]></category> <category><![CDATA[The Dirty]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/?p=218704</guid> <description><![CDATA[ THE DIRTY ARMY:  Hey Nik, in Miami on US1 at the Holiday Inn across the street from the University of Miami was this Range Rover with this banner for an Ed Farty factory sample sale&#8230;&#8230;I just had to make a U-turn and take a pic for you cause Ed Farty is over. I&#8217;m sure its [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-218706" title="2-copy" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/2-copy.jpg" alt="2-copy" width="500" height="375" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong>  Hey Nik, in Miami on US1 at the Holiday Inn across the street from the University of Miami was this Range Rover with this banner for an Ed Farty factory sample sale&#8230;&#8230;I just had to make a U-turn and take a pic for you cause Ed Farty is over. I&#8217;m sure its another 30k milli driving the Range Rover &#8230;</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>You know times are tough when Miami is trying to dump your product&#8230; that city is douche fashion capital of the world.- nik</strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2009/10/05/ed-farty-range-rover/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Clinton Portis Has No Sense Of Smell</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2009/09/17/clinton-portis-has-no-sense-of-smell/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2009/09/17/clinton-portis-has-no-sense-of-smell/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 03:00:44 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Dirty Athletes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[The Dirty]]></category> <category><![CDATA[University of Miami]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Washington DC]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Miami]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Noddles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Washington]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[ THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Washington Redskins star Clinton Portis hanging out with his &#8220;friend&#8221; reality star Cali. Who Knew Clinton liked chunky noodle soup?- nik ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-31047 aligncenter" title="Clinton Portis likes chunky noodle soup" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/DIRTY_phpdHPXbM.jpg" alt="Clinton Portis likes chunky noodle soup" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> Nik, check out Washington Redskins star Clinton Portis hanging out with his &#8220;friend&#8221; reality star Cali.</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Who Knew Clinton liked chunky noodle soup?- nik</strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2009/09/17/clinton-portis-has-no-sense-of-smell/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>49</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Sloot Of Scumbars</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2009/09/10/sloot-of-scumbars/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2009/09/10/sloot-of-scumbars/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 17:38:02 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Miami]]></category> <category><![CDATA[University of Miami]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Dirty Girl]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sl*t]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2009/09/10/sloot-of-scumbars/</guid> <description><![CDATA[ THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, heres another pic of the stupid wh*re &#8220;called&#8221; Chyna. Shes a dirty f*cking bartender who blows c*ke and guys for fun !! Thought id get another laugh out of sending her pic in after she freaked out on the first post. Tell us what you think nik.  Also See:  U of [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-31047 aligncenter" title="SLUT OF SCUMBARS" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/DIRTY_phpXk8rwD.jpg" alt="SLUT OF SCUMBARS" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> Hey Nik, heres another pic of the stupid wh*re &#8220;called&#8221; Chyna. Shes a dirty f*cking bartender who blows c*ke and guys for fun !! Thought id get another laugh out of sending her pic in after she freaked out on the first post. Tell us what you think nik. </p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Also See:  <a href="http://thedirty.com/2009/08/31/u-of-miami-superstar/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #ff00ff;">U of Miami Superstar</span></a></strong></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>She screams 90&#8217;s J Lo music video, and her knees and pig face are making me sick.- nik  </strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2009/09/10/sloot-of-scumbars/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>11</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Woman Beater</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2009/09/09/woman-beater-2/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2009/09/09/woman-beater-2/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 05:50:10 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Miami]]></category> <category><![CDATA[University of Miami]]></category> <category><![CDATA[university of miami]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Woman Beater]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2009/09/09/woman-beater-2/</guid> <description><![CDATA[ THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Watch out south florida! This guy jason is a woman beater. There&#8217;s been talk about 4 different girls in south florida that he&#8217;s beat up, and one that he just got in her face and pushed her. If anyone sees him out and about, please give him what he deserves!!! How is [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-31047 aligncenter" title="WOMAN BEATER ON THE LOOSE" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/DIRTY_phpw1F2dE.jpg" alt="WOMAN BEATER ON THE LOOSE" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> Nik, Watch out south florida! This guy jason is a woman beater. There&#8217;s been talk about 4 different girls in south florida that he&#8217;s beat up, and one that he just got in her face and pushed her. If anyone sees him out and about, please give him what he deserves!!!</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>How is this guy not in jail if this is true?- nik</strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2009/09/09/woman-beater-2/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>15</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Sexy? Ya Right</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2009/09/01/sexy-ya-right/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2009/09/01/sexy-ya-right/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 20:41:50 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[FSU]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Miami]]></category> <category><![CDATA[University of Miami]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Dirty Girl]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2009/09/01/sexy-ya-right/</guid> <description><![CDATA[  THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is so nasty and somehow guys still hook up with her&#8230; What the F is wrong with them? She looks fresh off the boat.- nik ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-31047 aligncenter" title="SeXy" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/DIRTY_phpGUgEYL.jpg" alt="SeXy" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-31047 aligncenter" title="SeXy" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/DIRTY_phpoehs0i.jpg" alt="SeXy" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> Nik, this girl is so nasty and somehow guys still hook up with her&#8230; What the F is wrong with them?</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>She looks fresh off the boat.- nik </strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2009/09/01/sexy-ya-right/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>7</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>U of Miami Superstar</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2009/08/31/u-of-miami-superstar/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2009/08/31/u-of-miami-superstar/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 15:03:34 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Miami]]></category> <category><![CDATA[The Dirty]]></category> <category><![CDATA[University of Miami]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Hot chick]]></category> <category><![CDATA[The U]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2009/08/31/u-of-miami-superstar/</guid> <description><![CDATA[THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is Chyna. (ya thats her real name!!!) She can be seen running around with the typical dirt bag wh*res of Ft. Lauderdale, or with your boyfriend. She thinks shes the sh*t when all she really did was work at a scummy Automatic Slims Bar. What do you think Nik? I [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-208193" title="55-copy7" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/55-copy7.jpg" alt="55-copy7" width="500" height="375" /></p><p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-208192" title="44-copy5" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/44-copy5.jpg" alt="44-copy5" width="319" height="450" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY: </strong>Nik, this girl is Chyna. (ya thats her real name!!!) She can be seen running around with the typical dirt bag wh*res of Ft. Lauderdale, or with your boyfriend. She thinks shes the sh*t when all she really did was work at a scummy Automatic Slims Bar. What do you think Nik?</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>I</strong><strong> think her bolt ons are a little droopy and her nose is way too sharp.  REFUND Gap 4 life.- nik</strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2009/08/31/u-of-miami-superstar/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>43</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Promoting Is A Drag</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2009/08/27/promoting-is-a-drag/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2009/08/27/promoting-is-a-drag/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 21:35:33 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Miami]]></category> <category><![CDATA[University of Miami]]></category> <category><![CDATA[douchebag]]></category> <category><![CDATA[promoter]]></category> <category><![CDATA[The U]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2009/08/27/promoting-is-a-drag/</guid> <description><![CDATA[ THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this person is known for blowing up your phone for club promotions&#8230;i guess it was revenge of those who got tired of the emails,txt, n phone calls&#8230;.&#8221;OE&#8221; passed out drunk at one his events@ his event well the rest you can guess!!!!! MIami&#8217;s Finest In club Promotion!!!!!! I doubt that&#8217;s the first [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-31047 aligncenter" title="Promoting is a Drag!!!" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/DIRTY_phpZPKey0.jpg" alt="Promoting is a Drag!!!" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> Nik, this person is known for blowing up your phone for club promotions&#8230;i guess it was revenge of those who got tired of the emails,txt, n phone calls&#8230;.&#8221;OE&#8221; passed out drunk at one his events@ his event well the rest you can guess!!!!! MIami&#8217;s Finest In club Promotion!!!!!!</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>I doubt that&#8217;s the first time he&#8217;s had a Greg on his face. -nik </strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2009/08/27/promoting-is-a-drag/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>7</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Jason Needs a Dirty Name</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2009/08/18/jason-needs-a-dirty-name/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2009/08/18/jason-needs-a-dirty-name/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 22:24:24 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Miami]]></category> <category><![CDATA[University of Miami]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Fagiator]]></category> <category><![CDATA[The U]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2009/08/18/jason-needs-a-dirty-name/</guid> <description><![CDATA[ THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Jason F. I think his new name should be F*giator on thedirty! He sports ed fardy like it&#8217;s his hobby&#8230;hangs out with purple crayons&#8230;and owns a tanning salon. Enought said!  He just fired one of my good friends from his salon because he &#8220;couldn&#8217;t afford to pay her.&#8221; Aka&#8230;she [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-31047   aligncenter" title="We need to get him a DIRTY name on here..." src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/DIRTY_phpmMNxoe.jpg" alt="We need to get him a DIRTY name on here..." /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> Nik, This is Jason F. I think his new name should be F*giator on thedirty! He sports ed fardy like it&#8217;s his hobby&#8230;hangs out with purple crayons&#8230;and owns a tanning salon. Enought said!  He just fired one of my good friends from his salon because he &#8220;couldn&#8217;t afford to pay her.&#8221; Aka&#8230;she wouldn&#8217;t give him a blow job in the back of the salon&#8230;and his salon is going out of business. Here he is once again in his LV wannabe sunglasses that he picked up online for $20. Sorry Jason&#8230;You&#8217;re stil a LOSER! And once again&#8230;everyone in south Florida knows about your dirty d*ck! Therefore, they ain&#8217;t touching you!</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>He looks like every other Douchebag in Miami. I&#8217;m not going to name him, because I know he would take pleasure in that.- nik </strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2009/08/18/jason-needs-a-dirty-name/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>28</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Ft. Liquordale Douche</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2009/07/29/ft-liquordale-douche/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2009/07/29/ft-liquordale-douche/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:25:39 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Miami]]></category> <category><![CDATA[University of Miami]]></category> <category><![CDATA[douchebag]]></category> <category><![CDATA[university of miami]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2009/07/29/ft-liquordale-douche/</guid> <description><![CDATA[THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Jason F.  He was on here a couple times, but somehow cried to the dirty and got his pictures taken down.  He&#8217;s such a complete LOSER!  He drives around in a hummer, with the same LV sunglasses and gay red sneakers everyday.  We just saw [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-31047 aligncenter" title="Ft. Liquordale douch turned fag???" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/DIRTY_phpK9lK3o.jpg" alt="Ft. Liquordale douch turned fag???" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> Nik, This is Jason F.  He was on here a couple times, but somehow cried to the dirty and got his pictures taken down.  He&#8217;s such a complete LOSER!  He drives around in a hummer, with the same LV sunglasses and gay red sneakers everyday.  We just saw him at the hardrock not to long ago with nothing but guys.  My friend used to date him, and she caught something from him.  Good one, Jason! As of a while ago, he can&#8217;t pick up any girl higher than a 4!  I really am starting to think he converted to &#8220;for the gays!&#8221;  What do you guys think?</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>I&#8217;m not sure which one he is, but all Douchebags really look the same. And I&#8217;m pretty sure you just called your friend ugly.- nik </strong></p></div> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2009/07/29/ft-liquordale-douche/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>17</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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