10.07.09

Clouds For Obama

Clouds for Obama

THE DIRTY ARMY: Road Trip in Ky. Thought the Clouds were so nice ..What do you think Nik?

That view is beautiful… I didn’t know Kentucky had scenery like that.- nik


Nik Richie

09.19.09

We Get It, You Were A Cheerleader

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Adam. I met him last year when he came up to me at a bar and said “i’ll do a back flip if you pay me $10″. I said no thanks and of course he did one anyway. Everytime he goes anywhere he picks girls up to show how strong he is. I personally think he’s trying to hide that he’s gay. I could have posted atleast 80 pictures, but i just picked the first ones that I found. This guy also loves Ed Hardy. It’s actually kind of sad because he doesn’t seem to have a clue that he is a douche bag.

Any guy that approaches you wanting to do a back flip for money or for free is for the Gays.  I decided.- nik


Nik Richie

08.04.09

Beautiful Tiffany

*Beautiful Tiffany and her Beautiful Parents*

THE DIRTY ARMY: So this is Tiffany Tr*l*ck AKA *Beautiful Tiffany*, according to her myspace. She really thinks she is hot sh*t. She has lived where I live, for 2 years and brags that she has had sex with 27 guys! Her fiance is currently in jail, charged with Rape in the 3rd degree and Intimidating a witness. Seriously, I saw this picture of her and her parents, uhm, white trash maybe?

Guaranteed white trash, Dad is still rocking the 80’s porn stash, Mom looks like a meth head for sure, and does she have a food stamp on her forehead?

 


Nik Richie

07.24.09

Tasered In Court While Cuffed And With Leg Irons

THE DIRTY ARMY: LOUISVILLE, Ky. — A courtroom defendant accussed of threatening a prosecutor was restrained with a Taser Wednesday.

Percy Phillips, 44, who was in handcuffs and leg irons at the time, jumped out of his chair and knocked over a table while threatening prosecutor John Balliet, sheriff’s officials said.

Jefferson County sheriff’s Deputy Bill Greer attempted to restrain Phillips. Then deputy More..George Thornton used his Taser on Phillips, who immediately fell to the floor incapacitated.

Phillips was in court for a competency hearing on charges of threatening a witness and being a persistent felony offender.

He is probably not going to be acquitted… just a guess?- nik

 


Nik Richie

07.07.09

Would You With Andy Roddick’s GF?

Would You put a nail in the deck?

Would You put a nail in the deck?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik~ Our top American tennis player, Andy Roddick hits this chick. So how about it, would ya?

Answer: No, I watched the never ending tennis final last Sunday and wanted to throw up every time they panned to her greasy face.  She looks nothing like these pictures.


Nik Richie

05.18.09

Bowling At The KY Derby Infield Club

Bowling at the KY Derby Infield Club

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik - saw this go down at the betting window at the Infield Club at the KY Oaks - day before the Derby. 2′ in front of me, open for all the public to see. I’d always heard it gets crazy with all the rednecks and NASCAR fans in the Infield and they didn’t let me down. DA4Life.

Mine that bird.- nik


Nik Richie

05.05.09

Guy or girl?

Guy or girl??????

THE DIRTY ARMY: So this girl DANA thinks she is the shit here on campus just because she been ran thru by the first AND second string of our football team here at uk. This girl looks like a man and is and eye sore to look at. shes pictured on the left. if you couldnt tell already.

I am saying dude. For both of them.- nik


Nik Richie

04.30.09

Ken-sucky’s Greatest MMA Fighter

Ken-sucky's Greatest MMA Fighter

THE DIRTY ARMY: When will this damn MMA craze f’ing end nik?!?

Confederate Flag, whats next  a KKK outfit?- nik


Nik Richie

04.29.09

I Needz My Meat

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this meat head is Gary, you just had another post up about this douche.  This guy is just dirty and dumb, he has no clue how to act infront of other humans, men and especially women.  This guy disgusts and freaks out both guys and girls, who the f*ck eats chef boyardee in the back of a moving truck, plus its f*ckin cold chef boyardee.

Look at how jealous his ginger boyfriend is.- nik


Nik Richie

04.21.09

Did You Hear Me Call Number 52?

Mr. Jones, are you thinking about franchising anytime soon because I am interested in taking this thing world wide.


Nik Richie


 

 

 

 

 
 

 

 

 

 
 

 

 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 
 

 

 
 

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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"