University of Kentucky

Tool Academy Candidate

Posted in University of Kentucky

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THEY DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Graham the biggest tool at the univeristy of kentucky.  He wants to be a professional body builder and works out for hours a day.  He usually does his own little photoshoot at the gym infront of the mirror to “track his progress”  the only thing he should be tracking is his STD’s he hooks up with any girl who gives his muscles the time of day.  This guy thinks he is the sh*t, he claims to never use steroids and his attempts at humour usually fail miserably; as you can see by his harry potter pic.  Nik put this douche on blast he needs a reality check.

I’m not sure if needles are the only thing going in his butt.- nik

Old Yella

Posted in University of Kentucky, Western Kentucky

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Yella and he is one hell of a fella.  He rocks stunner shades at night and thinks he has the best style in all of Kentucky.  He claims he is a huge player, but it doesn’t look like its working for him from the looks of the girl he’s got hanging off of him.Oh Yella when will you ever learn.

Look into the mirror and you can see all the other talent he is hanging around.- nik

Kentucky Wants To Play

Posted in The Dirty, University of Kentucky, Western Kentucky

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik met Brandon M.  He is by far the biggest douche in Kentucky, he only wears Ed Hardy and Affliction if you actually happen to catch him when he’s not running around with his shirt off.  Watch out ladies he will definitely say he has slept with you if you take a picture with him, he will pose as if you were dating.  Just look at the poor girl in this picture who looks like she is about to get poked by all these douchebags.

What is with the tribal tree leaves on Gilligan?  Those tatts were cool in the 90′s.  I bet Brandon loves cycles.- nik

Yes Mom and Dad….

Posted in SDSU, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Citadel, UCLA, UCONN, UCSB, UMASS, UNC, University Of Idaho, University of Kentucky, University Of Memphis, University of Miami, University Of Montana, University Of South Carolina, University Of Virginia, USC, Utah, Utah State, Vanderbilt, VCU, Virginia Tech, Wake Forest, West Point, West Virginia, Western Michigan, Wisconsin, Xavier, Yale

“I am learning a lot in school and working real hard.”

Shots Anyone?

Posted in University of Kentucky, Western Kentucky

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, Im all for getting girls a few shots and getting the party started but this girl could just not handle it.  What do you think about it?

Actually, she just realized her friends aren’t lesbians too.- nik

Security Alert

Posted in University of Kentucky, Western Kentucky

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THE DIRTY ARMY: The more glammed up they are the more likely it is that they are a tranny.  I wonder if her sorority sisters know her secret yet.  Im talking about the girl on the right who looks like she, i mean he, can bite through a brick wall.  Nik what do you think about these sorority sisters??

I think they need to be more concerned with the photo creeper.- nik

I’m Just A Little Confused

Posted in University of Kentucky, Western Kentucky

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik whats up..This is Shane and his girlfriend posing in some sexy photos together.  Im just a little confused as to how these are sexy in anyway and what the whole theme is about, I thought you may be able too help me out.  I hope they didnt actually use that machetee for anything.

I bet they used it to chop her Greg off.- nik

Kentucky Girls

Posted in University of Kentucky

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik, let me tell you first hand. There is nothin better than a good girl from Kentucky…

Please stop sending me photos of your sister.- nik

Kentucky, Really?

Posted in University of Kentucky

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THE DIRTY ARMY: This is my friend Kortnee and her friends. They are always out and hammered and hooking up with random guys even if they have boyfriends.

Wait. They have +2s in Kentucky? I want more proof Dirty Army. Do you really have hot girls in KY?- nik

Real or Fake SGM??

Posted in Kansas City, Scissor Gang Mafia, University of Kentucky

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik you know your born and raised in Kentucky with a pic like this.  This guy is in one of my Tech classes, what do you think of him and im his girl??

Fake SGM.

Real SGM clown on ICP.- nik