Cactus Shadows High School Vice President Knows How To Party
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the Cactus Shadows High S...
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Future NFL Star Terrence Cody
Posted in Alabama, The Dirty | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I know you may or may not know who Terrence Cody (Mt. Cody) is, but I just wanted to say I think you should give him a shout out for having a heart bigger than his body. He’s going pro this year, and is by far one of the BEST defense players in the country. Obviously, his team Alabama won the National Title. Anyways, I’ll get to the point. My family and I have a family friend that was diagnosed with cancer several months ago, and he is expected to pass this week. He’s already been sent home with hospice. With all that Terrence Cody is doing and everywhere he has to be lately, he still made time to come ALL the way to our town and see my family friend in the hospital. Although he was barely coherent enough to know it, he lit up when he saw Cody walk in. Cody took time out of his busy soon to be pro schedule to come all the way here for an Alabama fan. It honestly brought me to tears, and I have so much respect for him now. He is going to kill in the NFL. I think everyone should know how awesome he is Nik, and your site is definitely one that knows how to get the word out. Even for positive things.
Big props to Terrence Cody… stay true to your heart T and don’t let the game change you.- nik
Slooty Sidekicks Would You?
Posted in Alabama, Vancouver, Would You?, burnaby | March 3rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY:nik these two broads are the biggest LG sluus in NORTHBURN juliana on left thinks shes misses princess. and on right is her beastly sidekick laura. laura thinks shes SOOO HARD, but when it comes down to it she aint shit!! they both think they are hot shiiitt!! but really ugliest sluts in burnaby. they both have “boyfriends. but sleep around .. laura is 6ft tall nasty body. as of juliana 4ft troll with a str8 up ugly face! would u nik?
ANSWER: No, midgets scare me and I am afraid of giants.- nik
Bama- Back On Map
Posted in Alabama, Would You? | January 26th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, bama back on map? dont know age but hottest bit*h in town. so the ? is, would you?
Answer: no. I see pit hair, her nose points up and those crater dimples on her face are not attractive.
Check From Playboy
Posted in Alabama | January 26th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, your favorite Birmingham lady has moved from Springer to Playboy, although it’s really not that hard these days from some of the girls I’ve seen lately. I will say this: her +2 job was done by an excellent surgeon (very minimal refund gap). She also thinks that the Dirty Army is nothing but a bunch of idiots, which she clearly stated in her Twitter post. Oh well. Dirty Army Strong! I still think she needs to become a Dirty Celeb. You could take her from nowhere to everywhere Nik. Click Here To See The Playboy Picture
Anybody can be in Playboy now… no biggie. Photoshop gives everyone a chance at greatness.- nik
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Birmingham’s Trout
Posted in Alabama, Scissor Gang Mafia, The Dirty | January 18th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tim, a well-known bartender at Club 1120 in Birmingham, AL. He is a guido in his late thirties that has f*cked almost every girl in the state. He spreads h*rpes like crazy and is even rumored to bang underage high school girls. The brunette in the picture is his ex-girlfriend that he cheated on like crazy, then tried to pin everything on her. Watch out!
Fake Scissor Gang Mafia and judging by his ex-girlfriend’s face I am not worried about who he sleeps with because those girls will never cross my yellow brick road.- nik
BCS Game Tonight
Posted in Alabama, Austin, Texas, The Dirty | January 7th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, with Texas being 4 point underdogs, who do you think is going to win the College Football National Championship tonight?
My money is on Bama tonight… even though their chicks are beat.- nik
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Mama Jamma
Posted in Alabama, Would You? | December 22nd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Magen Stri**er she’s calente a huge c*ck tease, does she have what it takes to put Alabama back on the map?
Answer: No, nothing will even put Alabama on the map. They are all hicks with weathered faces, and she is living proof.
The Girls Of Zen
Posted in Alabama | December 17th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out these girls that think they’re hot sh*t in this Birmingham club. They all work at the same local Hooters. Would you with any of them?
Answer: No, the photos were taken from a distance for a reason.
More Broozzy
Posted in Alabama, The Dirty | November 17th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I forgot to mention. She also has a kid. It’s funny though because she has one folder for him and 17 others full of partying and ho-ing it up. I wonder who’s keeping her kid while she is riding stripper poles and eating her purple crayons?
Probably some idiot dude that she lies to and says “I love you”, but has only kissed him twice. Word on the street is that she is going to be on Jerry Springer today… why does that not surprise me?- nik
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Mouse Face Loves The Purple Crayon
Posted in Alabama, The Dirty | November 16th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I notice you don’t have a Birmingham, Alabama dirty celeb. Well, this girl is a HUGE myspace wh*re, and she thinks she is God’s gift to men. She’s one of the dime a dozen girls, yet she thinks she is on a level all her own. These are several pictures of her out partying in Birmingham. Everyone in Birmingham knows who she is because she has spent so much time wh*ring herself out. Her name is Brii, but she calls her Briizzy and puts her occupation as Local Celebrity. She is 21 and loves dropping names like no one else’s business. On the plus side, her +2’s aren’t bad.
So how does this work Broozzy? You just look up every rappers tour schedule for Alabama dates and tell the road manager you will use your Medulla Oblongata?- nik
