Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities » Alabama

Girl On The Toilet

The Dirty Army — Sat, 26 May 2012 01:00:04 +0000

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well this video scared me to death for all the wrong reasons. Who the f*ck is this chick!? I need to now her name!

First thing you need to do is get braces you Gothic Hick.- nik

Buddy Dillenberg Claims His Grandfather Invented The Check

The Dirty Army — Tue, 22 May 2012 22:00:18 +0000

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, his name is Buddy Dillenberg! He says his family invented the check!!!!! He rolls around Birmingham claiming to have all this money and cars and lofts! He flys back and forth from LA to Birmingham! He is a total Dirtbag!!!! I am in the ALABAMA BALLET and he always “groupies” around us or trys to pick up our friends by acting like he is sophisticated. Main Reason for the story he hooked up with one of my friends and then was a total ass hole about it! He told her that he and his “girlfriend” jordan were on a break and they weren’t and now he ignores her when he sees her and wont text her back or call her to talk about it! Im from the EAST COAST and we love you here!

This guys face says Poser all over it. Let me guess he sells “Real Estate”.- nik

Would You With Devin Grissom

The Dirty Army — Tue, 22 May 2012 16:03:54 +0000

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Devin Grissom, from the TV show Sweet Home Alabama. She’s one fine blonde model, so I have to ask you: Would you?

Answer: No, is she a Vampire? Devin, you really gotta fix that hook in your nose.

Some Racist Idiot On The Internet

The Dirty Army — Thu, 17 May 2012 14:00:25 +0000

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy posted a pic of a black man and him in his room on an internet forum, claiming that he only befriended the dude to mess with him, and he’s even asking for “tips”. Normally I really don’t get this site and the whole “Dirty Army” thing, but I think this should be made public so the poor man knows what’s happening to him.

America is going backwards. I hope this black guy beats the sh*t out of Led Zeppelin.- nik

Nik Richie Radio – Episode 30 “Red And Redder”

Gayden Solo — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 17:03:05 +0000

Here is the replay of the worst episode in Nik Richie Radio history. Red heads suck. I decided.

Who Will Win The National Championship Tonight

Junior Varsity — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 22:31:44 +0000

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I believed in Tim Tebow and bet the money line and had an AMAZING pay day. I only bet the Broncos because of you Nik and I want to do the same tonight. Tonight’s National Championship between LSU and Bama is going to be a game that goes down in the books. Who do you have winning tonight? I’m going to try and double up.

I won on the Denver ML too, I am rolling it over on LSU ML +115.- nik

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She Got What She Long Deserved For Those She Hurt In The Past

The Dirty Army — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 14:00:56 +0000

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, since I have known this girl, Kallie B, she’s gone from hot to not so much hot. I understand the Freshman 15, but seriously!? How do you let yourself go like this? I saw her, recently, and had to look twice. I couldn’t believe it. The proof is in the pictures. Kallie, Karma’s a b*tch and it’s your time to get what you have long deserved from those who you have hurt in the past. Enjoy!

Kallie B click the link below and fix this fast before you become a complete whale.- nik

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Bama Biatch

The Dirty Army — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 17:21:45 +0000

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Caitlyn Myers, A freshy at Bama and one of the biggest sloots in T-town. I heard that in her free time she enjoys sucking big black c*ck and taking it in the *ss from big football players. So I’m just wondering, would you?

Why do all these sloots flash their guts, it doesn’t make sense to me.- nik

Roll Tide

The Dirty Army — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 13:00:09 +0000

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Haley. She’s a freshman at the University of Alabama. She is gorgeous, I can’t find anything wrong with her. What do you think?

Not a fan of the rubber bands that connect to her cheekbones.- nik

Why Do The Good Die Young

The Dirty Army — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 18:33:00 +0000

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am sending this because I am so sick of such senseless crime committed by senseless people. This guy above shot and killed a fellow U of A student who was completing his masters in business with an undergrad degree in OM. You know, pretty much preparing to make productive contributions to society. Instead his life was cut short by the guy above, Ricky Crooks. Why? Because Ricky threw a tantrum because the victim accidentally blocked him in at a gas station but proceeded to promptly move his car without argument. Despite such Ricky decided to follow him to his destination and fire six shots one of which hitting the victim in the head. Ricky is now being held in jail with a capital murder charge. Did I mention he is only 20 years old? I only interacted with the victim a few times due to a mutual friend but he was a nice guy who never met a stranger and has literally left a quality lasting impression on myself and the numerous others he knew. I hope you post this just so people see how major and permanent one bad decision can be. Thank you.

What a sad story, hopefully this kid gets the death penalty (eye for an eye).- nik