Who Will Win The Iron Bowl This Year

November 29, 2013 Alabama, Auburn, The Dirty 28 92,184 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this has been an amazing college football season.  Alabama will be playing Auburn this week in the Iron Bowl.  I know you are an avid gambler, so I wanted to ask you who I should take for this game?

My wallet says Bama.- nik



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Holly Is Something

November 11, 2013 Alabama 44 11,713 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this fabulous lady right here is Holly W from Gulf Shores, Alabama. She looks sweet enough, but she is a devoted pill junkie and class A sk*nk. This lovely mother of 2 can usually be found working for tips anywhere that the dress code allows bikini tops or pasties. I’m not saying she has DRD, but the father (who is in jail) of one of her kids does. If you’re intrested in meeting her you can meet up with her boyfriend at the local bar for a round of “Where the %*#$ is Holly?” The last time this was played her hiding spot was the back seat of someones car, with a mouth full of big black Alabama football player. She tried to take me home from the bar for two weeks straight, each night thinking she was meeting me for the first time. Real classy.

I knew she had 2 kids with no husband… you can see it in her face and armpits.- nik



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Bethani Secrest Divorce

October 4, 2013 Abbotsford, Alabama 3 6,805 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear nik… here is a sad soul, miss Bethani Secrest, we have a real mess here I think it must have started from serious daddy issues cause she always has to be comforted by a man. This needs to be put on blast, she has a kid with her husband but goes and lives with other dudes and fcks them while she’s still married. Then takes 2+ yrs to finally get her divorce and gets with another guy has a kid, moves in with him makes him re-arrange his life to be with her only for her to sadly fks multiple guys at one time in a night and send her friends pictures of her doing it! Who does that??? Maybe all the heroin and crack got to her head I’m unsure, she needs help and needs to quit fcking the entire universe as well as all our troops! Poor girl pull your head out of that vag somewhere where ever it has been lost.

White trash problems.- nik



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Pervy Tattoo Artist

September 20, 2013 Alabama, Dirty Business 61 7,980 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nic, this here is Jesse of Fleshworks Studio. This guy isn’t too bad at art, don’t get me wrong, he has some nice pieces. But, he has been known to not design what you wanted in the first place. Instead he will try to make it better, in his opinion, or he won’t do it. And if you get ink done by him that you don’t like, he won’t fix it. He gave me a tattoo that I had the rights to free touchups (as he tells you during the session), but according to him, you have to pay extra cash. Uh what? To top it off, he is a major perv. He will subtly ask you to give him sexual favors in return for free tattoo’s. He has tattooed minor’s before, and I wonder what Derek the shop owner would think? Put this greaseball on blast, before any other clients end up dissatisfied and broke.

My name is spelt Nik.- nik



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Why Rob Franchise aka “Ciroc Queen” Hates Nik Richie So Much

August 28, 2013 Alabama, The Dirty 19 93,129 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, first off I couldn’t mark a city for this douchebag because Loserville wasn’t a category… anyway, I run with the “King of Nightlife” aka King Beatz and we truly cannot stop laughing at this douchebag that we use to let run with us.  Broke ass Rob Franchise aka The Peach Ciroc Queen… he finally started IG’ing again and as you can see, he is trying to get back at KB by posting this picture of a bootleg broke KB and as you can see in every picture now he has a hashtag “f*ckyowebsite” and that is directly aimed at you Nik.  King Beatz use to hate you and your site, but after you posted KB and Ciroc Queen, KB realized that Rob was truly using him and being a broke moocher and that is when we cut him off from the team… no broke dudes that is the only rule we have, no matter if you are self made or your parents fund your life… long as you got funds, you can run with us… no more people like Rob are going to be around us.  So Nik, don’t take it personal, Rob is mad that you woke up KB and KB decided to do some damage control and better’ed his life… Rob enjoying posting Throwback pictures on IG forever since you will never be able to afford another bottle.

Life is not about the bottle. When are you losers going to realize this?- nik 



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Aaryn Gries From Big Brother

July 15, 2013 Alabama, Hollywood 39 10,367 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Aaryn Gries.  She played her role as the racist white trash b*tch in the Big Brother house which lead her off the house and dropped by her modelling contract/agency. Do you think she could have made it far as a model? And how is racism still around these days?

Her life is over. Hope you enjoyed the 10 seconds.- nik



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High School Student Gets Tased By Cops

May 14, 2013 Alabama, The Dirty 171 84,416 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I remember when I tried to be cool in High School.

This is good tape to send to Football scouts.- nik



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People Are Becoming Numb To Reality

April 16, 2013 Abbotsford, Akron, Alabama 2 5,620 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Cassie from Orlando. She is a plus sized social media model who really lives and gets her self esteem for the day off of IG and Twitter account, otherwise she is a loser who does not do much with her life. Nik, why does she get off so much on social media can’t she worry about real life?

Thank God for photoshop.- nik



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