Is This Facebook Appropriate

January 30, 2013 Alabama, The Dirty 68

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is having a baby with his gf of a couple months, he uploaded this picture of himself onto Facebook for all to see (which his baby momma, his baby mommas MOTHER, and his SISTER all commented on it) and he captioned it “How a real man paints blue balls or no blue balls” this is taken in their soon to be babies room, how the hell is that ok taking picture of your balls with blue paint on them, while painting your future kids room grow up this is why babies shouldnt have babies.

I blame Obama.- nik



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I Really Need Some Advice Nik

January 15, 2013 Alabama, The Dirty 48

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am a huge fan of The Dirty and I watched you on Couples Therapy… I’ve also pre-ordered your book. Couples Therapy made me truly believe in love again and made me realize the person that I want to be with. Me and my boyfriend broke up in September unfortunately, but have since been trying to work things out. Watching you and Shayne gave me hope. The guy I feel has given up on me, but I am still holding on with every last bit that I have. I know this is real, and I’m not ready to give up yet. It is my fault that we are where we are today, and I’m trying to fix things, but starting to feel like it is too late. Any tips to help me win him back over? I have been struggling with depression the past year, and he’s the only one I’ve told.  My depression stems from the guy who I knew as my dad for 24 years. He has been strung out on drugs, and I have not seen or spoken to him in 2 years. Its really putting me in a tough spot because I can’t be a good girlfriend while stuck in this sadness. I feel as if my whole identity has been taken away from me. I’m struggling through school, working 2 jobs as hard as I can, barely getting by, and have no one to lean on. I really hope that you respond to this because I have no one to talk to. I don’t want to put this extra stress on my mom, because she has a lot on her plate as well; I have two younger brothers. I’m in tears as I write this because I feel as if this is my last hope.  My ex has severe trust issues because his mom lied to him for 18 years about who his father was. I took everyday with a grain of salt knowing that, because I know how hurt he was by it. We leaned on each other for support, and now I have no one. I went out with my roommate one night, and didn’t tell him, and that’s when it started to spiral out of control. I just want to fix things, because I know this is exactly where I need to be. What should I do Nik?

Why do you need to lean? Life is very simple, when a person loves themselves first and is 100% sold on themselves the law of attraction will take its course. My dominance comes from my confidence in knowing who I am. The world can crash around me in terms of friends, family and business but my inner confidence will always get me through life with a smile. If you blame others for your issues you are going to attract others who do the same (boyfriend blaming mother). On the flip side people want what they don’t have and the easiest way for that to happen is to surround yourself with a person who has it. So my advice to you is to lean on yourself and ask yourself who you want to be? And whoever that is: BE IT! This isn’t about relationships, this is about you. If you shift your boyfriend will come crawling back because he will want that new glow you have and it will be up to you if you want the Blamer back.- nik



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AJ McCarron Needs To Stop Being So Jealous Of HIs Fiancee Katherine Webb

January 14, 2013 Alabama, The Dirty 113

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, can you believe how jealous Alabama QB AJ McCarron is over Katherine’s overnight popularity?  She had 8 TV appearances set and he made her cancel all of them.  He went nuts on her after she went on Good Morning America saying that she is taking the spot light away from him and his national champion team.  He is the dreamkiller here.  She is so hot and people want to give her an opportunity to be her own person, but he shut that down right away.  AJ will not be in the NFL and Katherine is without a doubt wasting her time with this jabroni.  Do you agree Nik?

I still can’t get past Katherine Webb’s REFUND Gap. AJ should cut this chick.- nik



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What Do You Think Of Katherine Webb

January 9, 2013 Alabama, The Dirty 356

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is AJ McCarron’s girl, Katherine Webb. She is a pageant queen (Ms. Alabama) and got a lot of attention at the BCS game this year. She’s got those dream killer eyes, you gotta admit. I wanted to ask you what you think and are you all over her like the rest of the nation is now?

She has Luke Wilson jaw and the sharpest nose tip in America. Sorry, I don’t see it.- nik



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I Would Die For Her

January 9, 2013 Alabama, Orlando, The Dirty 59

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I feel like I’ve seen her on your site before but I can’t figure it out! I think its that Gloria Christine girl but I have no clue for sure. A girl like this, I would totally die to have in my life for a few years. I mean look at her, not one thing is wrong with her and that is what I call perfection. If it isn’t her, do you know who this girl is?

Yes that is Gloria Christine and yes she has hairy shoulders.- nik



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True Story About The Hood

November 21, 2012 Alabama, The Dirty 174


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I see everyone calling you racist because you won’t sleep with black women. I’m black Nik and I refuse to sleep with my own kind just like you refuse to sleep with persian b*tches. People need to lay off you man. Watch this rap video, it explains everything about us. Stay strong Nik.- your black fan.

Like I said to someone in comments, if you hate eating tomatoes you don’t eat tomatoes. I’m not racist for not wanting to f*ck Asian, Black, Mexican, Indian or anything that resembles the Middle East. I just don’t like the taste/smell. I have Wolverine senses in the bedroom.- nik



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Krispy Kreme On Tosh.0

October 26, 2012 Alabama, Krispy Kreme, The Dirty 31

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, did you get a chance to see Krispy Kreme on Tosh.0?  I wasn’t surprised one bit, it seems like its a habit of Daniel’s to get content from you for his sucky ass show.  On the other hand, I hope this is the last time you post this fraud Krispy Kreme. The act is done and over.  Just give it up buddy.

Is it just me? I don’t think Krispy Kreme held up his character very well.- nik



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Krispy Kreme Drops Straight Dope

August 27, 2012 Alabama, Krispy Kreme, The Dirty 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: He’s back, and strong as ever.  Nik, Krispy Kreme fooled you and the world.  My question is why is he still rapping in full retard after he got outted?

I still think he is retarded. I’m telling you, something happened to this kid.- nik

Also See: Krispy Kreme Has More Heart Then Any Other Rapper

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