THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, well this video scared me to death for all the wrong reasons. Who the f*ck is this chick!? I need to now her name!

First thing you need to do is get braces you Gothic Hick.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, his name is Buddy Dillenberg! He says his family invented the check!!!!! He rolls around Birmingham claiming to have all this money and cars and lofts! He flys back and forth from LA to Birmingham! He is a total Dirtbag!!!! I am in the ALABAMA BALLET and he always “groupies” around us or trys to pick up our friends by acting like he is sophisticated. Main Reason for the story he hooked up with one of my friends and then was a total ass hole about it! He told her that he and his “girlfriend” jordan were on a break and they weren’t and now he ignores her when he sees her and wont text her back or call her to talk about it! Im from the EAST COAST and we love you here!

This guys face says Poser all over it. Let me guess he sells “Real Estate”.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Devin Grissom, from the TV show Sweet Home Alabama. She’s one fine blonde model, so I have to ask you: Would you?

Answer: No, is she a Vampire? Devin, you really gotta fix that hook in your nose.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy posted a pic of a black man and him in his room on an internet forum, claiming that he only befriended the dude to mess with him, and he’s even asking for “tips”. Normally I really don’t get this site and the whole “Dirty Army” thing, but I think this should be made public so the poor man knows what’s happening to him.

America is going backwards. I hope this black guy beats the sh*t out of Led Zeppelin.- nik

Here is the replay of the worst episode in Nik Richie Radio history.  Red heads suck.  I decided.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I believed in Tim Tebow and bet the money line and had an AMAZING pay day.  I only bet the Broncos because of you Nik and I want to do the same tonight.  Tonight’s National Championship between LSU and Bama is going to be a game that goes down in the books.  Who do you have winning tonight?  I’m going to try and double up.

I won on the Denver ML too, I am rolling it over on LSU ML +115.- nik

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