Krispy Kreme’s 3 Messages To The Haters

June 26, 2012 Alabama, Krispy Kreme, The Dirty 9


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out what Krispy Kreme has to say to all of his haters.  It’s perfect and the kid knows what the f*ck he is doing.  He doesn’t ever hate, all he does is lean on his dreams and makes sh*t happen.  How can you not love this kid?

How can you hate someone who knows how to fold blankets so well?- nik



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Krispy Kreme Makes Out With Tons Of Girls

June 19, 2012 Alabama, Krispy Kreme, The Dirty 6


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, thank you for introducing me to Krispy Kreme.  This kid is really bright and watching his youtube videos always has be busting up laughing.  It’s so funny cause everyone talks too much sh*t, but I’d like to see you get 4 Million hits on a youtube video… sh*t is not easy.  Anyway I wanted to to see what you think about his new gear?

I love Kripy Kreme’s skis.- nik



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We Have All Been Waiting To Hear Money Maker Mike

June 18, 2012 Alabama, Krispy Kreme, The Dirty 2

**MAJOR KRISPY KREME ANOUNCMENT**

**MAJOR KRISPY KREME ANOUNCMENT**

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Krispy Kreme’s fans are going crazy over this news. Looks Like Money Maker Mike will be featured on the next hit Krispy drops. A lot of people in the community think that Money Maker Mike will be bigger than Krispy Kreme. DA Strong-Krispy Kreme 2012!

I’m out. I don’t want MMM to rap, he is supposed to be KK’s best friend who never talks. Mac Miller is ruining everything.- nik



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Krispy Kreme Has More Heart Than Any Other Rapper

June 18, 2012 Alabama, Krispy Kreme, The Dirty 16

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, watched this Krispy Kreme video. This has to be his best song yet. This is going to a hit in the clubs.  You have to love this guys passion and heart when it comes down to laying down tracks. Thank you for turning me on to him.

 Krispy Kreme is going backwards… that song sucks. I still think he should sign with Retard Records.- nik



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Beat Box Andy

June 16, 2012 Alabama, The Dirty 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this geeks ultimate beets – I think he is worthy of some DA recognition.  He has skills for sure, can you imagine if Krispy Kreme and this guy got on the same track?

Decent, I have seen better in much younger age groups.- nik



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Major Daddy Issues

June 5, 2012 Alabama, Miami, The Dirty 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Madeleine and poor girl doesn’t even know how pathetic she is.  She messes with other girls to boost her ego and when she thinks people are on her side… they really are just talking sh*t and are counting the minutes til they can leave her grimey ass(even her so called “best friends”). She has had sex with with more than 22 guys and her “best friend” even tells people she has has got DRD before but she doesn’t want to tell people which ones cause shes “such a good friend”. This girl has slept with other girls boyfriends and has done it to 4 of her friends…ex friends now.  She is gross and is going to Alabama this year as a freshman. By the look of the pictures..she really thinks shes cool for sporting a nice beer in her hand. SUCH A BADASS. Karmas a b*tch girl.. you deserve it.

You can’t get laid drinking Corona.- nik



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Girl On The Toilet

May 25, 2012 Alabama, The Dirty 8


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, well this video scared me to death for all the wrong reasons. Who the f*ck is this chick!? I need to now her name!

First thing you need to do is get braces you Gothic Hick.- nik



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Would You With Devin Grissom

May 22, 2012 Alabama, Would You? 4

Would you with Devin Grissom?

Would you with Devin Grissom?

Would you with Devin Grissom?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Devin Grissom, from the TV show Sweet Home Alabama. She’s one fine blonde model, so I have to ask you: Would you?

Answer: No, is she a Vampire? Devin, you really gotta fix that hook in your nose.



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