Alabama | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Krispy Kreme Has To Be Playin’ Us

July 11, 2012 Alabama, Krispy Kreme, The Dirty 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m starting to believe that Krispy Kreme is fake and just a persona. He is taking these songs to the next level of retardedness, like this track he just dropped. I don’t know why, but I’m not buying it. Are you?

I feel like he was a normal white rapper who got into some sort of accident which made him slow. There has to be a reason he only rides bikes and go-carts.- nik

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Krispy Kreme Finally Drops New Track

July 10, 2012 Alabama, Krispy Kreme, The Dirty 24

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how do you feel about KK’s new track Stolen Bikes?  I’m starting to really hate this James guy, he seems like a true d*ck head that does nothing but harass his community.  I love the new track and looking forward to see what else he has coming.

The question still remains, is Krispy Kreme a real retard or the fake Milky Sean Penn kind?- nik

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Krispy Kreme’s Got Jokes

June 28, 2012 Alabama, Krispy Kreme, The Dirty 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the streets are ready to hear Krispy Kreme’s new track with a special guest feature as Money Maker Mike will make his rapping debut.  Can’t wait for that.  Until then, here is another segment of getting to know Krispy Kreme.

I didn’t find that funny… that was mean Krispy Kreme.- nik

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BREAKING NEWS: Sneak Peak At Krispy Kreme’s “Stolen Bikes”

June 28, 2012 Alabama, Krispy Kreme, The Dirty 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is a preview of Krispy Kreme’s new track “Stolen Bikes”.  The kid is taking this rap sh*t to the next level.  Looks like Money Maker Mike got a new shirt and the production has totally been stepped up.  For any rapper Black or White, before you talk some sh*t, look at how many youtube views your track has… and look at how many his preview has… just clowin on all your gangster rappers and wiggers out here.

I hate James.- nik

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Krispy Kreme’s 3 Messages To The Haters

June 26, 2012 Alabama, Krispy Kreme, The Dirty 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out what Krispy Kreme has to say to all of his haters.  It’s perfect and the kid knows what the f*ck he is doing.  He doesn’t ever hate, all he does is lean on his dreams and makes sh*t happen.  How can you not love this kid?

How can you hate someone who knows how to fold blankets so well?- nik

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Krispy Kreme Makes Out With Tons Of Girls

June 19, 2012 Alabama, Krispy Kreme, The Dirty 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, thank you for introducing me to Krispy Kreme.  This kid is really bright and watching his youtube videos always has be busting up laughing.  It’s so funny cause everyone talks too much sh*t, but I’d like to see you get 4 Million hits on a youtube video… sh*t is not easy.  Anyway I wanted to to see what you think about his new gear?

I love Kripy Kreme’s skis.- nik

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We Have All Been Waiting To Hear Money Maker Mike

June 18, 2012 Alabama, Krispy Kreme, The Dirty 2



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Krispy Kreme’s fans are going crazy over this news. Looks Like Money Maker Mike will be featured on the next hit Krispy drops. A lot of people in the community think that Money Maker Mike will be bigger than Krispy Kreme. DA Strong-Krispy Kreme 2012!

I’m out. I don’t want MMM to rap, he is supposed to be KK’s best friend who never talks. Mac Miller is ruining everything.- nik

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Krispy Kreme Has More Heart Than Any Other Rapper

June 18, 2012 Alabama, Krispy Kreme, The Dirty 16

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, watched this Krispy Kreme video. This has to be his best song yet. This is going to a hit in the clubs.  You have to love this guys passion and heart when it comes down to laying down tracks. Thank you for turning me on to him.

 Krispy Kreme is going backwards… that song sucks. I still think he should sign with Retard Records.- nik

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