THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, since I have known this girl, Kallie B, she’s gone from hot to not so much hot. I understand the Freshman 15, but seriously!? How do you let yourself go like this? I saw her, recently, and had to look twice. I couldn’t believe it. The proof is in the pictures. Kallie, Karma’s a b*tch and it’s your time to get what you have long deserved from those who you have hurt in the past. Enjoy!

Kallie B click the link below and fix this fast before you become a complete whale.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Haley. She’s a freshman at the University of Alabama. She is gorgeous, I can’t find anything wrong with her. What do you think?

Not a fan of the rubber bands that connect to her cheekbones.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am sending this because I am so sick of such senseless crime committed by senseless people. This guy above shot and killed a fellow U of A student who was completing his masters in business with an undergrad degree in OM. You know, pretty much preparing to make productive contributions to society. Instead his life was cut short by the guy above, Ricky Crooks. Why? Because Ricky threw a tantrum because the victim accidentally blocked him in at a gas station but proceeded to promptly move his car without argument. Despite such Ricky decided to follow him to his destination and fire six shots one of which hitting the victim in the head. Ricky is now being held in jail with a capital murder charge. Did I mention he is only 20 years old? I only interacted with the victim a few times due to a mutual friend but he was a nice guy who never met a stranger and has literally left a quality lasting impression on myself and the numerous others he knew. I hope you post this just so people see how major and permanent one bad decision can be. Thank you.

What a sad story, hopefully this kid gets the death penalty (eye for an eye).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we all know about how NOHO Drink screwed you over when it came to thanking you for your help in marketing their hangover prevention drink/shot. I think it’s time to find a new, more ‘Dirty’, product. These chips are very tasty and should be the official snack of thedirty.com. FYI, I do not work for them.

They taste like sh*t.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce you to BBInc 007. Ambre R., Andrea T., Amy P., Heather M., Amy Hannah B. and Victoria C.. They think they’re the most beautiful group of girls to have ever graduated from UA, and have even created their own Twitter page for themselves BBInc007. I’m not sure which one you put as the leader, but I’ve had several conversations with these girls, and they can’t stop talkin about how pretty they are. During one conversation I had with Amy Hannah, she actually flat out told me she was pretty and couldn’t understand why guys weren’t asking her out. Maybe they’re cute for Alabama, but IDK where else anyone would find them attractive. Nik, tell us the truth?

Isn’t this group of girls the new TV show on TLC?- nik