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Hottest Brunette You’ll Probably Turn Down
Posted in Miami, The Dirty, University Of Central Florida, Would You? | March 11th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, now I know you arnt really diggin brunettes lately but you heres one that you gotta admit is up on the top picks of the hottest. Best part is that she’s a lawyer and is single! She makes her own money and isnt a club rat or h*ebag. Now honestly Nik if you had her in front of you, Would You?
Answer: I don’t know… she looks really old and fat in the stomach. Her +2’s are the only thing that define her.
This Guy Steals From His Friends
Posted in Atlanta, The Dirty, University Of Central Florida | March 2nd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jeff P he thinks he is God’s gift to women. He brags about how great he is in bed & lasts about 2 minutes. He is a lame *ss broke *ss dude. He has football player friends with crazy money, so he pretends like he’s a baller too even though all his money came from stealing 10’s of thousands of dollars from unsuspecting friends. He is broke as hell bc he runs through money so fast buying prostitutes & strippers from Strokers.
Sounds like every other civilian in Atlanta. Desperate times call for desperate measures in a 30k Milli lifestyle.- nik
Alcoholic Orlando Girl
Posted in Orlando, University Of Central Florida, Would You? | February 22nd, 2010THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, I always see this girl out with a different guy throwing herself all over the place acting like a drunk fool! the only thing attractive about her is when she’s drunk (which is 24/7) shes easy! so my questions is… would you?
Drunk girls aren’t attractive, only to sexual predators and I think they would even need to convince themselves to take this home.- nik
UCF… Grenade?
Posted in Orlando, The Dirty, University Of Central Florida, Would You? | December 24th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you said no, but I think this girl has some better pictures…reconsider?
Answer: No… let it go, it will never happen. Back fat, real saggers and plum face are the devil.
Also See: UCF Bombshell
UCF Bombshell
Posted in Orlando, The Dirty, University Of Central Florida, Would You? | December 16th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Brittney, a college student at UCF. I think she’s your type. Would you?
Answer: Hell No… she is vile. Required- Nose job and lipo under the cheeks bones before I would even look at her.
Trashy Train Wreck In Orlando
Posted in Orlando, University Of Central Florida | November 25th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, everything that is posted on this website is true. Adriana is a train wreck, and so is her mother. They are trash. Adriana slept with two men in one night and it was videotaped. Ask anyone at UCF. She was kicked out of her sorority for being known as the “mattress”. I’m not surprised she has been on here earlier. She throws herself onto men, clings onto girls to be their best friends, calls them constantly and wants to be with them 24/7 until they are sick of her. No wonder she has no friends. The only man she can get is someone that her friend used to be married to.
You have to be desperate to sleep with this.- nik
Hooters Girl Turned Softcore Porn
Posted in Orlando, The Dirty, University Of Central Florida | November 19th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Jenna from Scotland LOVES the purple crayon. She works at Hooters and is covered in hideous fairy tattoos. She’s not cute AT ALL, especially with the bleached hair. She went to my high school and a mere 2 years later is found online on a bi/gay porn website. Her “stage name’ is Chloe. Not only is she having sex for money, but she’s doing it with gays. Come on.. I’m surprised her dad hasn’t seen since he’s always creepin on her facebook. Pretty sure she goes to UCF, if not then some crappy community college.
She has terrible armpits and Scottish teeth for sure. Stick to porn because I wouldn’t want you selling me wings. Hooters bust.- nik
Introducing The “FunGays”
Posted in Miami, The Dirty, University Of Central Florida | October 24th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce you to the FUNBOYS as they like to call themselves i think they need to change their names to HEARTBREAKERS. This group of douche are always running around either in Vegas or somewhere in Fort Lauderdale surrounded by different h*es every night. One of them recently broke my heart, they love to use the “i’m not ready to be in a relationship line”. I think they are all gay. What do you think about this group? Forgy Or Not?
The FunGays love each other… I am guessing the one in the black hat is in charge of the needles.- nik
Horse Lover
Posted in Orlando, University Of Central Florida | October 6th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is writing a book to, and I quote, “Help girls not be so desperate for a relationship.” I think it’s an autobiography.
Typical Ginger.- nik
Ugly Beat Girl
Posted in Orlando, University Of Central Florida, Would You? | September 22nd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is prime Dirty Army material! Come on, Nik! This Jack B*uer/Jay Leno had sex with Tucker Max! I thought he had higher standards than that, really. Now comes the real question; Do you have higher standards that your good buddy Tucker Max does? Come on Nik, would you?
Answer: never. Her teeth are messed her lips are non existant, big nose, and her eyes are messed. Need I say more.-nik
