Friday 24th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Deadbeat Beaner Dad

May 7, 2013 Orlando, University Of Central Florida 0 1 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just wanted to remind you of how powerful your influence is. It will cause losers to hide. This deadbeat father was submitted last month and he went into damage control. He responded to comments on the post, even hilariously typing “this is defamation of character and will be removed” Hahaha, well it’s still up douche, so now what? He is EJ Santiago, and he went so far as to change his profile names on social media to EJ Anthony because he was getting clowned from the post. First off, lets get real here. This little boy is from Puerto Rico, and his real name is Enrique Jose Antonio Santiago. He wants to hide from himself so badly, he tries to Americanize it with EJ Anthony now? Hahahaha, wow. He works part time making tacos, does not take care of his daughter, is a cheating whore, just parties, and has a literal man crush on Lebron James. He is 32 yrs old and the epitome of a loser. And nice baby gap shirt you douche.

You can’t run away from the truth, except it, change and move on.- nik



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Manhoe in Orlando

May 7, 2013 Orlando, University Of Central Florida 10 8,509 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: hey nik, just wanted you to show the people the biggest MANSLUT ever. His name is Rodney Sumter and he thinks he’s such hot shit because he has abs and use to play some football and models for some unknown agency. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was a carrier of some  drd.  He’s 23 and has 2 babies with 2 different chicks. You can find him working at the Bahama Breeze on I Drive, and he is always with some diff chicks in downtown. He claims to be in a monogamous relationship with some girl who is also his baby mama, but what everyone doesn’t know is how he is a raging alcoholic who likes to beat up his woman. Apparently he’s beaten up his baby mama twice and then got her arrested by putting the blame on her cuz he had a scratch on his face, whereas u look at hers and its busted.. nuts right?!? and the saddest part about this is that this chick is still with him. SMH… how can you feel sorry for a dumb bimbo who likes a beating?

Looks like he’s thinking of going tranny, he must be jealous of these chicks (which explains the unexplained rage).- nik



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Francesca Is Such A Joke

May 4, 2013 Orlando, The Dirty, University Of Central Florida 13 84,131 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, why does this Francesca think that she is something hot just because she started going to the gym and got her first tattoo? I don’t know how sticking your ass out in pictures to a point where your stomach is out makes you ‘fit’, but this girl swears that she is god’s gift to the world. She is a low life who works for Abercrombie and doesn’t have anything else going for her. This attention wh*re is only 22, has slept with half of the guys I know and needs to be put on blast because she is one of the fakest girls in the area. She claims that she has been ‘sober’ for a year, but she still goes and gets drunk enough to sleep with any guy that she meets out. Word of advice Franny, try to get rid of your back rolls.

Franny, I say you still need to lose about 17 pounds before you can start taking real selfies.- nik



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Lying Dirtbag

February 25, 2013 Orlando, University Of Central Florida 56 6,465 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this complete asshole is EJ Santiago. He is a total whore and will tell girls anything to get with them. He thinks he’s a baller, but he works at a damn taco spot. I’m an idiot and fell for it last year, but came to my senses when I found out he had a girlfriend. When I confronted him on it, he laughed and I kid you not says this “yeah, but baby, my girl is so dumb and gullible, she’ll never find out” He actually expected me to be like “oh awesome, we’re good then” Anyways, I saw him with this girl a few weeks later, and I felt horrible. She seemed nice and was very pretty, but she appeared clueless. Think her name is Chelsea or Kelsey. Two nights later I saw him with a different girl, and sure as shit a completely different one the next week. Fast forward a month, and I see him with the girlfriend again. I have no idea if his girlfriend has/had any idea, or is cool with this, or what. I know I would’t be, hence the post. Regardless Nik, Id just like to let Orlando know about this slime, and that he will tell you what you want to hear to sleep with you, and he has no problem mocking and cheating on his girlfriend. Since I know how fond you are of Orlando’s ladies Nik, I thought you might want to help keep this asshole away from some of them. And oh yeah, he has a 2 yr old daughter he never sees at all. He just parties and he’s like 32 yrs old. Stay classy, EJ. (on the right in pics)

Why’s he facing the people he’s taking pictures with, that just don’t make no sense.- nik



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BatSh*t Crazy

February 13, 2013 Jacksonville, University Of Central Florida, Winnipeg 144 9,627 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this bitch is totally insane. She dated this guy David for like, a month. He quickly discovered she was insane and left. She proceeded to harass his family, to the point where the family applied for protection orders. She called their house over 200 times in one week and just hung up, would stand outside their home and scream or just stare at their window waiting for David to leave for work. She threatened to k**l David’s sisters children, and proceeded to break into their home. Police were called and arrived immediately as there was a pregnant girl and one month old baby in the home. She put this David in jail 8 times in one year, tried getting his sisters kids taken away because hers was, tried getting his youngest sister arrested, and has claimed to be pregnant by David numerous times and they all ended, shockingly, in miscarriage. She says people are obsessed with her meanwhile a year later she’s still harassing that poor family. Davids false charges were recently dropped, and Cylina is now trying to regain contact with him and tattooed his name on her arm. This chick is completely Bat Sh*t crazy, and has done this same thing to another family.

Good thing she didn’t carry out with the original sized lettering for that tat.- nik



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The Next Paris Hilton

January 29, 2013 Miami, University Of Central Florida 107 9,275 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Morgan Welton may come across as a polite, smart, innocent girl but that wh*re is nothing special. Men look at her like she\’s a goddess because she \”models\”. Guess what boys? She\’s had sex with over 20 men in the South Florida area and parties hard like there\’s no tomorrow. She thinks she\’s hot sh*t because her family is rich. However, she has hardly any friends due to the fact she has emotional problems and bitches at her friends and their mothers when something doesn\’t go her way. I am a personal victim of that. Just because you have money and know the right people doesn\’t mean you can always get what you want honey. You\’re a sl*t and that\’s why you\’re relationships haven\’t lasted more than a mere few weeks.

No way.- nik



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