(Click on the second image to see if the tattoo matches)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well well well Hollywood, Florida trash just hit its lowest, straight out of the slums of hollywood..Well we get our great tans on Ashley Frija’s sucking up half of hollywood, wow 2012 has brought loads of guys for this girl.  Get this girl some drinks and a little wasted and throw in a molly or 2 & Ashley Frija will spread eagle for just about anyone, for just about anything.  Check out this picture, bottom line, the TATTOO matches doesn’t it?

Yup, that is the same tattoo. Instagram/Facebook is the new CSI.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kristin Serio, she has a child and doesn’t know who the father is.  She has slept with almost all of Orlando and then some.  She goes for her friends leftovers and thinks just because she has a decent job that she isnt a wh*re or a bad person.  She has lost many friends and just doesnt care.  She also has some nasty breast implants that are stretch marked due to breast feeding whatever the kids name is.  She gets f*cked up on weekends, leaves her son with god knows who and then wakes up the next morning regretting life.  I went to lake Mary high school with this clown and she needs a wake up call on how sloppy and unattractive she is.

Ladies, always get a nose job before you invest in +2′s.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I’m one of the guys that hits the “4am” crew up all the time but I usually do it around 5 or 6 am when I’m on a rally.  I’ll admit it, when I’m not drunk and hang out with them, I never would dare.  But once you get wasted, what matters doesnt even matter.  On nights when its looking like I’m going to have to call them, I usually store on chick from the club in the spank bank and then at 5 when I’m doing work wasted… I’m thinking about the hottie at the club… that my friend is a WIN/WIN situation.  You have no idea how many chicks I’ve banged that I really haven’t but I sure as hell think I have.

Are you the dude with the blue shorts on? Also, the term is called “File Away” not spank bank (that is not classy).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t blame these girls at all for thinking they are hot and the sh*t.  I blame all the desperate and drunk idiots that bang them.  I mean after 2am they are some of the most popular girls in Orlando and it is totally working out for them.  Its funny to see guys not want to talk to them at the bar, but soon as we leave, everyone is blowing them up lol.  Nik, can you really blame them?

Looks more like a 4AM crew to me.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve seen this girl all over Orlando from alligator alley out in kissimmee to downtown cowboys and even UCF.  First off shes fat and her thighs are bigger then most men I know… she always has a cigarette in her hand is talks a lot of sh*t hello its not a good look.  Her and her girls are all plus size and shouldn’t wear the clothes they do… tell us what you think of her… her real name is Shannon Timme but she goes by Shannon Elizabeth probably because she is embrassed by her high school reputation still haunting her.

Some people just need to be medicated.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, haven’t submitted anyone before for a “Would you?” but after reading the latest post today about gingers I had to submit! We aren’t friends, but this girl went to my high school & is now a junior and KD at UCF. Meet Mary Mikkleson, probably the hottest ginger ever (& I’m a girl). Yes, her t*ts are real and she has a 5-head but I think she’s one of the prettiest girls I’ve ever seen, ginger or not! Would you?

Answer: No, who is her Blonde friend (the blonde is beat, but she still has a better shot if she applies makeup during penetration)?