University Of Central Florida | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Melissa Waller

July 18, 2012 Detroit, Dirty Cheerleaders, University Of Central Florida 0




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This chick is alway’s drunk! I see her everywhere drunk as f*ck, banging all the guy’s at the bar her husband must be so proud.

Husband…I don’t believe it.- nik

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She Jumps From Sugar Daddy To Sugar Daddy

June 11, 2012 Miami, The Dirty, University Of Central Florida 37

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this leech jumps from sugar daddy to sugar daddy in south beach where she pretends to be living the life to everyone when really she is homeless and poor and on an escort service in Miami. She even has a porno produced and shot in New York where she travels back and forth. I made the mistake of letting this tramp stay with me but after really finding out who is wh*re was I sent her packing to the next home. She free loads of tourist and older business men who are in Miami on vacation, shes 29 and has no future other than bopping in the streets and moving on to the next city…..stay tuned this slut will be in a city near you.

Does she have a name?- nik

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I’d Rather Listen To You Than My Boyfriend

May 15, 2012 Orlando, The Dirty, University Of Central Florida 27

Nik, I Need Your Expertise

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, HUGE fan of your site. You obviously have no shame in telling the truth and that’s what I need to hear. I was looking into getting my lips, nose, and boobs done. I would say my lips are average size, my nose is naturally close to perfection (just a slight bump that I want to get rid of), and my boobs aren’t small by any means. My boyfriend doesn’t condone the idea of me getting plastic surgery at all, but I want to be perfect, Nik! Which should I do first? (By the way, the picture I included isn’t of me).

I never thought the picture you included was you. This is your order: Nose, Boobs, Lipo then Lips.- nik

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Crazy Teen With Bipolar Disorder

May 15, 2012 Cincinnati, University Of Central Florida 0

Crazy Teen With Bipolar Disorder.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, while holding a baby he may seem like a nice man. He is psychotic, bipolar, crazy, and abusive. He lies about literally everything. He told many people this was his kid, but who really knows? He will lie just to do it. He is currently locked up and has been to a mental institution for his craziness. He smokes and does any drug he can get his hands on. His MOM shaves his own beard because he’s too lazy. There is cat poop all over his house because he doesn’t care. The entire place also smells like piss. He treats all of his girlfriends like shit and cheats on them with fat girls with saggy boobs. He is a manipulative sociopath and doesn’t even know it. He uses people, is fake as hell, tries to be something he’s not, and acts like a hard*ss. He is greasy, grimey, smelly, and hairy. Beware of the hair, like I said he doesn’t know how to shave. He claimed to be able to fight, and the one fight he was seen gotten into, he got his *ss beat by a guy who can’t fight at all, and layed on the ground for at least 10 minutes. When he got up, he acted immature and like a baby. He didn’t say it’s cool bro, you got me, he went and attacked a tree like a maniac. Girls, stay away from this guy he will make your life a living hell and fight with you constantly. He is also mean to animals and throws his cats! He almost hit his mom once and constantly fights with her. He always smells like an ashtray combined with cat piss and shi=&t. Whenever he tries to talk sh*t, he can’t back it up at all. He has no respect for women and has lost all of his friends because of his attitude. He constantly threatens to kill himself and acts like the world revolves around him, everyone is tired of the act because he would put it on FACEBOOK and try and get attention, saying he didn’t want to live anymore. He’s a pussy, and a little boy on the inside. Good luck when your mom kicks you out for good. You’re lucky she treats you as good as she does with all of the sh*t she puts up with from you.

Is that a lip ring or a scab…just saying.- nik

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World’s Most Beautiful Woman

April 29, 2012 Orlando, The Dirty, University Of Central Florida, Would You? 52

World's Most Beautiful Woman

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so the scientists at the University of St. Andrew’s School of Psychology declared this woman to be the most beautiful woman in the world after she won a natural beauty contest. Apparently her face is perfectly nearly perfectly proportional and the ratios between her eyes and nose and ears are all “scientifically ideal”. So of course I want to know, would you?

Answer: No, she has a cut on her lip. What do hairy old scientist know about beauty? They don’t study it like me on a daily basis… (Note to self: never send Press to St. Andrew’s). The only thing worth looking at on this girl are her eyes which aren’t even light enough to get me off.

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Lake Brantley Breeds Nothing But 10′s

April 24, 2012 Miami, Orlando, The Dirty, University Of Central Florida, Would You? 21

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! So I can’t believe nobody has posted this ridiculously gorgeous girl. Her name is Cary Poole and she’s originally from Altamonte Springs. We went to high school together. (the same school that chin-chilla went to; Lake Brantley breeds models, obviously). She lives in Miami now and is doing some serious modeling. Word is that she’s dating Miami Dolphins TE Anthony Fasano. Either way, just asking if you would?

Answer: No, the back fat and wart under her elbow bothers me.

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Does The Tattoo Match

April 13, 2012 Miami, The Dirty, University Of Central Florida 14

(Click on the second image to see if the tattoo matches)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well well well Hollywood, Florida trash just hit its lowest, straight out of the slums of hollywood..Well we get our great tans on Ashley Frija’s sucking up half of hollywood, wow 2012 has brought loads of guys for this girl.  Get this girl some drinks and a little wasted and throw in a molly or 2 & Ashley Frija will spread eagle for just about anyone, for just about anything.  Check out this picture, bottom line, the TATTOO matches doesn’t it?

Yup, that is the same tattoo. Instagram/Facebook is the new CSI.- nik

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I Thought Kristin Serio Would Change After She Became A Mother

February 12, 2012 Orlando, The Dirty, University Of Central Florida 32

Kristin Serio-- superrrr whore.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kristin Serio, she has a child and doesn’t know who the father is.  She has slept with almost all of Orlando and then some.  She goes for her friends leftovers and thinks just because she has a decent job that she isnt a wh*re or a bad person.  She has lost many friends and just doesnt care.  She also has some nasty breast implants that are stretch marked due to breast feeding whatever the kids name is.  She gets f*cked up on weekends, leaves her son with god knows who and then wakes up the next morning regretting life.  I went to lake Mary high school with this clown and she needs a wake up call on how sloppy and unattractive she is.

Ladies, always get a nose job before you invest in +2′s.- nik

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