University Of Central Florida

Orlando’s Finest…Not!!

Posted in Orlando, University Of Central Florida

Orlando's finest...NOT!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, These two girls, Ashley  and Sam think they are the sh*t!!! Ashley is a trashy as they get! And Sam is no better. All of Sam’s boyfriends end up cheating on her… She’s that bad in the bedroom! And Ashley will f*ck any guy with money. Hence her new boy toy… Ashley works at Bliss in Orlando boys… Come in and get yourself a quickie! It won’t cost you that much. She’s discounting because of the reccession!!

Girls who both have horse teeth always friends with eachother, just like purple crayons.- nik

Weapon Of Mass Destruction

Posted in Orlando, University Of Central Florida

Weapon of Mass Destruction

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I came across this picture on Facebook and decided this is what happens when you feel like you suffocate in your sleep.

That Caker should be charged with attempted murder.- nik

FSU Sk*nk

Posted in Florida Gators, FSU, Jacksonville, University Of Central Florida

How about this beezy from FSU

THE DIRTY ARMY: How bout’ this beezy on the left from FSU, Nik?? Them big fake ol’ t*tties love to bounce around. Word is she gets around tally-h*e hardcore! I was thinking along the lines of Blonkey’s third cousin? She’s always in the bars seeking attention. GO GATORS!

Sticking your arm out does not make it look thinner, I can only imagine how much it jiggles.- nik

Florida Promo Models

Posted in Florida Gators, FSU, Jacksonville, University Of Central Florida, Would You?

Florida Promo Models

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these two do promotions for different companies throughout Florida. Would You?

Answer: No, they have beat faces and are in desperate need of +2′s.

The New Blonkie

Posted in Orlando, University Of Central Florida

The new Blonkie

The new Blonkie

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch thinks shes hot sh*t! I see a blonkie that needs +2 more than the nose job she keeps talking about. Little miss underage hates people over 20 because they are too old. She always takes photos in the mirror so i gotta ask…would you?

Answer: No, You have got to be kidding she would have to spend a year in the gym for me to even think about it.

Jacksonville Girls

Posted in Florida Gators, FSU, Jacksonville, University Of Central Florida

Jacksonville Girls

THE DIRTY ARMY: I noticed people saying there aren’t any hot ladies in Jacksonville. I just have to know, Nik… Which one (if any) Would you?

Answer: No, they are shims and they need to lay off the Vaseline, seriously this cannot be the best you have Jacksonville.

Norwegian Sk*nk

Posted in Florida Gators, FSU, Jacksonville, University Of Central Florida

Norwegian Skank

Norwegian Skank

THE DIRTY ARMY: *Warning*This is Amanda Also know as “Noraway” Or Gana-herpa-sifi-aids…She has spred so many things around volusia county that the virus is unknown at this point and its imunne to antibiotics…so watch out for this nasty h*e she likes to pray on just about anybody you can find her in downtown orlando,daytona,miami just about anywhere in Florida…So watch out to those men that thinks she looks good in any way.

She should be deported, she is a hazard to the state of Florida.- nik

Call Me W

Posted in Florida Gators, FSU, Jacksonville, Rollins College, University Of Central Florida

Call Me W

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- This guy only refers to himself as W. If you try and call him by his real name, he won’t even respond. He thinks he’s on the same level as other one name wonders . . . but in reality, he’s just a major creeper who trolls South Florida for boys. Nik you have to put this creeper on blast, at least to make sure no other boys fall victim.

I’m guessing he likes to stop and smell the flowers, and bask in his homo glory.- nik

Dirty Stripper Alert

Posted in Florida Gators, FSU, Jacksonville, Miami, University Of Central Florida

Forhead

Forhead

THE DIRTY ARMY: Allow myself to introduce you to “Quiz.” Her real name is Sarah, she is stripper in Florida and sucks d*ck for *ke!  she loves messing with guy’s heads, is disgusting and has no eyebrows. She is wearing white in both pictures… to create a virginal illusion to mask her true sk*nkness.

No stripper is a virgin, you are not fooling anyone.- nik

UF Newest Sk*nk

Posted in Florida Gators, FSU, Jacksonville, University Of Central Florida

UF newest skank ho

UF newest skank ho

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Marrisa, She likes your website would you do her? Shes also a sk*nk  h*e who likes to do everyone!!!! She also likes to back stab her friends to get what she wants!!!

She looks like she walked of a Salvation Army, and that’s not a good thing.- nik