She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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Uidaho’s Finest
Posted in University Of Idaho | December 29th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Aaron Fon***. He went to UIdaho since 18 and finally just graduated at 28!! He’s now almost thirty, still sloppy… as you can tell by his room, is tryin to teach elementary school, and tries to be topless any chance he can get. Sometimes he rocks a neck beard also. He’s a really nice guy tho but does wonder why he’s still single. Anyways just wondering what you thought about him Nik?
What a winner.- nik
Beware Of This Douchebag
Posted in University Of Idaho | December 28th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this douchebag M*ke H*nsi**er would send me nasty photos like these. He claimed he was a “body builder” and this guy would cry all the damn time. He goes around stalking girls on myspace and a lot of his pictures his mom would take. He is horrible in bed and I wouldn’t be surprised if he was gay. So beware!
Beware of what..to not be dumb enough to sleep with someone like this, he probably has cameras set up in his room.- nik
Derby Girls
Posted in University Of Idaho | November 6th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these are the Idaho derby girls…Nik is there such thing as a good looking derby girl?? I think the one squating in the front left with the dyke haircut is not half bad (borderline hot) , but she is just that a dyke. Damn why do I waste my time with these roller derbies its a place where big burly women can drink and be loud and obnoxious. kinda reminds me of Canadians with hockey. Anyways Nik would you, do you think there will ever be a derby girl that is hot??
Two words: Carpet Munchers.- nik
Play Like A Champion Everyday
Posted in University Of Idaho | September 8th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check this out!
Looks like Mr. receding hairline couldn’t hold his Bro Light.- nik
New Country Singer Would You?
Posted in The Dirty, University Of Idaho, Would You? | June 29th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, New Bangin Country Singer This Has To Be A At Least With The Lights Off One!
Answer: No, her wrists are too veiny and I am not digging her deodorant. It makes her rack chalky.
Lick Me, I’ll Lick You
Posted in University Of Idaho | May 15th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this sk*nk is Casey. This girl plays on the softball team, she got a tattoo that says softball for life on her @ss…don’t ask me how I know that. This girl likes to do a show and tell for guys and then try and sucker them into sleeping with her, there is only so much of a free show and groin touching for even this girl to start looking good. Don’t get trapped alone with this troll or she may get ya.
By “softball for life” she means Gregs need not apply.- nik
Comedian In My Mind
Posted in University Of Idaho | May 14th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is John. This guy is in theatre and arts everything you need to do no work in, this guy now has aspirations of being a stand up comedian. It must be all the w**d he is smoking because this kid is not funny at all, have you ever seen a satnd-up comic fail, I have and its not pretty. This guy thinks he is like McLovin tries to use that to his advantage when trying to pick up girls lol.
Someone needs to tell him that Mclovin’s don’t exist in real life, but wait until he exhales.- nik
Hands Up If Your Dirty
Posted in University Of Idaho | May 14th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Sara, and you guessed it she is a wh*re. This girl thinks if she sleeps with a guy and tells him not to tell anybody that nobody will ever find out. Wrong. This b*tch is so stupid she has done the walk of shame through dorms or out of houses many times and thinks people believe her when she says they are just friends and she passed out in the bed.
She’s the kind of girl who sleeps with you and then assumes you guys are in a relationship. Total Clinger.- nik
Idaho Would You?
Posted in University Of Idaho, Would You? | May 14th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Chelsea, flexibility is a good thing and I think you can agree..So does this she qualify??
Answer: No. She has inverted kneecaps and a frisbee face.- nik
Stop Guys!
Posted in University Of Idaho | May 13th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Steve. I think he was tryin to show how tough he is and why not to mess with him, but I think he is just proving that he is for the gays. This guy is a total douche and wonders why people don’t like him, he is always complaining about his haters, or people being mean to him lol This guy has been b*tch slapped by both a guy and a girl and almost cried both times.
Touch of Downs? He can’t even tie his own shoes.- nik
