11.06.09

Derby Girls

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these are the Idaho derby girls…Nik is there such thing as a good looking derby girl??  I think the one squating in the front left with the dyke haircut is not half bad (borderline hot) , but she is just that a dyke.  Damn why do I waste my time with these roller derbies its a place where big burly women can drink and be loud and  obnoxious. kinda reminds me of Canadians with hockey.  Anyways Nik would you, do you think there will ever be a derby girl that is hot??

Two words: Carpet Munchers.- nik


Nik Richie

09.08.09

Play Like A Champion Everyday

Play Like a Champion Everyday

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check this out!

Looks like Mr. receding hairline couldn’t hold his Bro Light.- nik


Nik Richie

06.29.09

New Country Singer Would You?

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, New Bangin Country Singer This Has To Be A At Least With The Lights Off One!

Answer:  No, her wrists are too veiny and I am not digging her deodorant.  It makes her rack chalky.


Nik Richie

05.15.09

Lick Me, I’ll Lick You

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this sk*nk is Casey.  This girl plays on the softball team, she got a tattoo that says softball for life on her @ss…don’t ask me how I know that.  This girl likes to do a show and tell for guys and then try and sucker them into sleeping with her, there is only so much of a free show and groin touching for even this girl to start looking good.  Don’t get trapped alone with this troll or she may get ya.

By “softball for life” she means Gregs need not apply.- nik


Nik Richie

05.14.09

Comedian In My Mind

1055249261_l-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is John.  This guy is in theatre and arts everything you need to do no work in, this guy now has aspirations of being a stand up comedian.  It must be all the w**d he is smoking because this kid is not funny at all, have you ever seen a satnd-up comic fail, I have and its not pretty.  This guy thinks he is like McLovin tries to use that to his advantage when trying to pick up girls lol.

Someone needs to tell him that Mclovin’s don’t exist in real life, but wait until he exhales.- nik


Nik Richie

05.14.09

Hands Up If Your Dirty

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Sara, and you guessed it she is a wh*re.  This girl thinks if she sleeps with a guy and tells him not to tell anybody that nobody will ever find out.  Wrong.  This b*tch is so stupid she has done the walk of shame through dorms or out of houses many times and thinks people believe her when she says they are just friends and she passed out in the bed.

She’s the kind of girl who sleeps with you and then assumes you guys are in a relationship. Total Clinger.- nik


Nik Richie

05.14.09

Idaho Would You?

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Chelsea, flexibility is a good thing and I think you can agree..So does this she qualify??

Answer: No. She has inverted kneecaps and a frisbee face.- nik


Nik Richie

05.13.09

Stop Guys!

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Steve.  I think he was tryin to show how tough he is and why not to mess with him, but I think he is just proving that he is for the gays.  This guy is a total douche and wonders why people don’t like him, he is always complaining about his haters, or people being mean to him lol This guy has been b*tch slapped by both a guy and a girl and almost cried both times.

Touch of Downs? He can’t even tie his own shoes.- nik


Nik Richie

04.23.09

Drunk

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Alex and the dunce cap says it all.  This girl is a messy sloppy drunk, she must also do drugs cause she thinks she is some hot a** chick which everyone wants to sleep with.  This girl mis-interperets everything and thinks everyone is out to get her, she will b*tch at guys for doing nothing because she thinks they are hitting on her or being rude too her.  She is dumb.

She looks more like the wicked witch of the herps.- nik


Nik Richie

04.22.09

Pole Dance

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Josh and Matt practicing their pole dancing moves on eachother.  Using one another as the pole ofcourse, how else does one practice…Josh the guy in red shirt being the pole is a f*g he thinks he is a player, he wears eye liner and affliction shirts every day he looks like a friggin ballorina.

Looks like they are stretching for a big game of Tummy Sticks.- nik


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"