University Of Idaho | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Derby Girls

November 6, 2009 University Of Idaho 2


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these are the Idaho derby girls…Nik is there such thing as a good looking derby girl??  I think the one squating in the front left with the dyke haircut is not half bad (borderline hot) , but she is just that a dyke.  Damn why do I waste my time with these roller derbies its a place where big burly women can drink and be loud and  obnoxious. kinda reminds me of Canadians with hockey.  Anyways Nik would you, do you think there will ever be a derby girl that is hot??

Two words: Carpet Munchers.- nik

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Play Like A Champion Everyday

September 8, 2009 University Of Idaho 3

Play Like a Champion Everyday


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check this out!

Looks like Mr. receding hairline couldn’t hold his Bro Light.- nik

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New Country Singer Would You?

June 29, 2009 The Dirty, University Of Idaho, Would You? 10


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, New Bangin Country Singer This Has To Be A At Least With The Lights Off One!

Answer:  No, her wrists are too veiny and I am not digging her deodorant.  It makes her rack chalky.

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Lick Me, I’ll Lick You

May 15, 2009 University Of Idaho 1


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this sk*nk is Casey.  This girl plays on the softball team, she got a tattoo that says softball for life on her @ss…don’t ask me how I know that.  This girl likes to do a show and tell for guys and then try and sucker them into sleeping with her, there is only so much of a free show and groin touching for even this girl to start looking good.  Don’t get trapped alone with this troll or she may get ya.

By “softball for life” she means Gregs need not apply.- nik

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Comedian In My Mind

May 14, 2009 University Of Idaho 1

1055249261_l-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is John.  This guy is in theatre and arts everything you need to do no work in, this guy now has aspirations of being a stand up comedian.  It must be all the w**d he is smoking because this kid is not funny at all, have you ever seen a satnd-up comic fail, I have and its not pretty.  This guy thinks he is like McLovin tries to use that to his advantage when trying to pick up girls lol.

Someone needs to tell him that Mclovin’s don’t exist in real life, but wait until he exhales.- nik

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Hands Up If Your Dirty

May 14, 2009 University Of Idaho 10


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Sara, and you guessed it she is a wh*re.  This girl thinks if she sleeps with a guy and tells him not to tell anybody that nobody will ever find out.  Wrong.  This b*tch is so stupid she has done the walk of shame through dorms or out of houses many times and thinks people believe her when she says they are just friends and she passed out in the bed.

She’s the kind of girl who sleeps with you and then assumes you guys are in a relationship. Total Clinger.- nik

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Idaho Would You?

May 14, 2009 University Of Idaho, Would You? 8


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Chelsea, flexibility is a good thing and I think you can agree..So does this she qualify??

Answer: No. She has inverted kneecaps and a frisbee face.- nik

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Stop Guys!

May 13, 2009 University Of Idaho 4


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Steve.  I think he was tryin to show how tough he is and why not to mess with him, but I think he is just proving that he is for the gays.  This guy is a total douche and wonders why people don’t like him, he is always complaining about his haters, or people being mean to him lol This guy has been b*tch slapped by both a guy and a girl and almost cried both times.

Touch of Downs? He can’t even tie his own shoes.- nik

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