THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is John.  This guy is in theatre and arts everything you need to do no work in, this guy now has aspirations of being a stand up comedian.  It must be all the w**d he is smoking because this kid is not funny at all, have you ever seen a satnd-up comic fail, I have and its not pretty.  This guy thinks he is like McLovin tries to use that to his advantage when trying to pick up girls lol.

Someone needs to tell him that Mclovin’s don’t exist in real life, but wait until he exhales.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Sara, and you guessed it she is a wh*re.  This girl thinks if she sleeps with a guy and tells him not to tell anybody that nobody will ever find out.  Wrong.  This b*tch is so stupid she has done the walk of shame through dorms or out of houses many times and thinks people believe her when she says they are just friends and she passed out in the bed.

She’s the kind of girl who sleeps with you and then assumes you guys are in a relationship. Total Clinger.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Chelsea, flexibility is a good thing and I think you can agree..So does this she qualify??

Answer: No. She has inverted kneecaps and a frisbee face.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Steve.  I think he was tryin to show how tough he is and why not to mess with him, but I think he is just proving that he is for the gays.  This guy is a total douche and wonders why people don’t like him, he is always complaining about his haters, or people being mean to him lol This guy has been b*tch slapped by both a guy and a girl and almost cried both times.

Touch of Downs? He can’t even tie his own shoes.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Alex and the dunce cap says it all.  This girl is a messy sloppy drunk, she must also do drugs cause she thinks she is some hot a** chick which everyone wants to sleep with.  This girl mis-interperets everything and thinks everyone is out to get her, she will b*tch at guys for doing nothing because she thinks they are hitting on her or being rude too her.  She is dumb.

She looks more like the wicked witch of the herps.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Josh and Matt practicing their pole dancing moves on eachother.  Using one another as the pole ofcourse, how else does one practice…Josh the guy in red shirt being the pole is a f*g he thinks he is a player, he wears eye liner and affliction shirts every day he looks like a friggin ballorina.

Looks like they are stretching for a big game of Tummy Sticks.- nik