THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Hannah…would you make her birthday wishes come true??
Sure, I’ll give her money for the buffet.- nik
8 Mile’s got nothing on this footage.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik these girls are hurtin for a squirtin. Sarah and Shelly I call them the pumpkin girls cause thats what they remind me of. These farm girls are nasty and they are not shy, hearing them talk about sex and sex toys is the dirtiest thing I have ever heard, it almost made me puke.
I just did. Thanks emailer.- nik
Yes. Heely’s are for children and queers.- nik
Does Barack know about this atrocity?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Spanish Catalonia (Mail Foreign Services) - Teenagers with a £56 camera and latex balloon have managed to take stunning pictures from 20 miles above Earth.
Proving that you don’t need Google’s billions or the BBC weather centre’s resources, the four Spanish students managed to send a camera-operated weather balloon into the stratosphere.
Taking atmospheric readings and photographs, the Meteotek team of IES La Bisbal school in Spanish Catalonia completed their incredible experiment at the end of February this year.
Guess who is still a virgin?- nik
[Image: Barcroft Media]
College life for guys has changed…it’s now for the Gays.- nik