09.21.09

Cute or Not?

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, saw this girl on campus. I think shes kinda cute but since I trust your judgment more than my own, tell me what you think..

Something is off, I dunno if its the shape of her head her nose or what…Send in better pics, she may be visine worthy.-nik


Nik Richie

05.18.09

Extreme Frat Boy

john-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik seeing as how this is a frat boy I don’t think I need to go into much detail on how much of a douche he is.  This is John and he will f*ck anything that moves.  Wonder if they used that paddle in the innitiation process.

This is the exact reason why Frats are for the gays. No group of straight guys would ever make another man do this. It’s just plain wrong.- nik


Nik Richie

05.18.09

Lets Jam

mel-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is mel rocking out on  some guitar hero.  If your thinking to yourself why is that girls mouth/jaw so big, it because it is.  This girl has a huge mouth, she looks all innocent and like a lil bible girl but that would definitely be a false assumption. This girl is…well for lack of a better word very free spirited.  She is very close with all of her friends if ya know what I mean and they don’t seem to mind bouncing back between one another.

I think that is what Brett Michales looked like as a teenager.- nik


Nik Richie

05.18.09

Cheap Date

l_035259b64ef5be9959de2cb7c7cb0824-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Brooklyn, she is one cheap date.  This girl likes to fool around with douchebags who sleep with everybody and thinks she is special.  This girl sorta has a boyfriend so wont head out till late do a quick power hour get drunk and go home with a douche.  Poor guy is left all alone thinking she will be back.  I like the accidental bunny ears on this wh*re they suit her well.

I think she’s packing more heat down below than the D-bag she’s with.- nik


Nik Richie

05.15.09

For The What

likes-to-tease-guysa-and-make-them-uncomfortbaleTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Bobby, as you can tell he is for the gays.  This guy likes to pranch around and run up to striaght guys and make them feel uncomfortable and thinks just cause he is gay and a little feminine a**hole nobody will do anything.  Nothing against gays but people like this I want to hit in the face, especially if they think they can touch you like this douche

Definitely for the gays, self explanatory.- nik


Nik Richie

05.15.09

Would You

mammi-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik may I present to you the finist peice of latina a** in Memphis.  This is one girl with an attitude who knows how to flaunt it.  Would you Nik??

Answer: No, she has huge THUNDERS, and I think there are live animals living in her hair.


Nik Richie

05.15.09

Fake SGM

ashley-and-laura-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Ashley and Laura.  These girls are fake SGM for sure, but they definitely do scissor each other.  These dykes are making out with each other by the end of every night in hopes of luring a guy home with them, too bad their ugly sl*ts.

Fake.

Real SGM don’t have 20 chins, and no neck.- nik


Nik Richie

05.15.09

Drama Queens

lisa-and-leah-copy1THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Lisa and Leah.  These two little sl*ts are just trying to get high no big deal right?  These girls have a bad habit of creating a lot of drama between guys they live off of it.  I think they enjoy making friends fight over them, these b*tches are dumb and just smoke all day.

Their about as orange as a farmers market.- nik


Nik Richie

05.13.09

Righhht

nikki-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl Nikki this girl is insane.  She lies so much that she gets confused.  Went to a party with this girl and she jumped up and wrapped her legs around about half the guys.  She had a different excuse for how she knew all these guys she called friends, after her conflicting fishy stories I investigated a bit and found out she was a total sl*t and sleeps with everyone.

I’m guessing her and the leprecon shes with are just “good friends”.- nik


Nik Richie

04.29.09

University of Tennessee Girl

University of Tennessee Girl!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you know you would! She is fine as hell!!! Knoxville Girl.

They need to throw this monster back in that green swamp water.- nik


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"