Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities » University Of Memphis

Two Big Sloots

The Dirty Army — Mon, 15 Nov 2010 06:00:25 +0000

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me tell you sumthin. These two whores go to the University of Memphis. (kyle and Colby) these are the loud bitches you see out all the time. they think they are so hott it makes me sick. the one on the right fcked so many of my friends boyfriends, its ridiculous. she had to move to florida during the summer bc people wouldn’t stop talkin’ shit about her. She likes to fk guys that are already taken. (well, the one on the left, hey name is Kyle. she is a psycho bitch who cannot get over her ex. she made up bunch of bs stories about him and got her parents involved. not only that, She likes to ride purple crayons.. ew Nik, tell these bitches they are pathetic and they need to grow up! look at kyle’s thighs. geeeeeez lay off the chocolate!

These girls are definitely drunk dials.- nik

Memphis Hooter’s Girl

The Dirty Army — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 16:00:44 +0000

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this chick thinks she is the sexiest thing in Memphis. She is a huge sloot who likes to stumble all over Memphis and acts ghetto when she yells at girls but backs down when they try and fight her and jumps on any guy thats around. She may be an easy bang but I wouldnt with my greg doubled up.

Why would anyone get a tattoo of ants climbing up a tree?- nik

Cute or Not?

The Dirty Army — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 18:36:45 +0000

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, saw this girl on campus. I think shes kinda cute but since I trust your judgment more than my own, tell me what you think..

Something is off, I dunno if its the shape of her head her nose or what…Send in better pics, she may be visine worthy.-nik

Extreme Frat Boy

Gayden Solo — Tue, 19 May 2009 00:29:20 +0000

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik seeing as how this is a frat boy I don’t think I need to go into much detail on how much of a douche he is. This is John and he will f*ck anything that moves. Wonder if they used that paddle in the innitiation process.

This is the exact reason why Frats are for the gays. No group of straight guys would ever make another man do this. It’s just plain wrong.- nik

Lets Jam

Gayden Solo — Tue, 19 May 2009 00:20:43 +0000

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is mel rocking out on some guitar hero. If your thinking to yourself why is that girls mouth/jaw so big, it because it is. This girl has a huge mouth, she looks all innocent and like a lil bible girl but that would definitely be a false assumption. This girl is…well for lack of a better word very free spirited. She is very close with all of her friends if ya know what I mean and they don’t seem to mind bouncing back between one another.

I think that is what Brett Michales looked like as a teenager.- nik

Cheap Date

Gayden Solo — Tue, 19 May 2009 00:14:18 +0000

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Brooklyn, she is one cheap date. This girl likes to fool around with douchebags who sleep with everybody and thinks she is special. This girl sorta has a boyfriend so wont head out till late do a quick power hour get drunk and go home with a douche. Poor guy is left all alone thinking she will be back. I like the accidental bunny ears on this wh*re they suit her well.

I think she’s packing more heat down below than the D-bag she’s with.- nik

For The What

Gayden Solo — Fri, 15 May 2009 22:43:38 +0000

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Bobby, as you can tell he is for the gays. This guy likes to pranch around and run up to striaght guys and make them feel uncomfortable and thinks just cause he is gay and a little feminine a**hole nobody will do anything. Nothing against gays but people like this I want to hit in the face, especially if they think they can touch you like this douche

Definitely for the gays, self explanatory.- nik

Would You

Gayden Solo — Fri, 15 May 2009 22:25:00 +0000

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik may I present to you the finist peice of latina a** in Memphis. This is one girl with an attitude who knows how to flaunt it. Would you Nik??

Answer: No, she has huge THUNDERS, and I think there are live animals living in her hair.

Fake SGM

Gayden Solo — Fri, 15 May 2009 22:21:51 +0000

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Ashley and Laura. These girls are fake SGM for sure, but they definitely do scissor each other. These dykes are making out with each other by the end of every night in hopes of luring a guy home with them, too bad their ugly sl*ts.

Fake.

Real SGM don’t have 20 chins, and no neck.- nik

Drama Queens

Gayden Solo — Fri, 15 May 2009 18:24:46 +0000

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Lisa and Leah. These two little sl*ts are just trying to get high no big deal right? These girls have a bad habit of creating a lot of drama between guys they live off of it. I think they enjoy making friends fight over them, these b*tches are dumb and just smoke all day.

Their about as orange as a farmers market.- nik