University Of Memphis | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Lets Jam

May 18, 2009 University Of Memphis 1

mel-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is mel rocking out on  some guitar hero.  If your thinking to yourself why is that girls mouth/jaw so big, it because it is.  This girl has a huge mouth, she looks all innocent and like a lil bible girl but that would definitely be a false assumption. This girl is…well for lack of a better word very free spirited.  She is very close with all of her friends if ya know what I mean and they don’t seem to mind bouncing back between one another.

I think that is what Brett Michales looked like as a teenager.- nik

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Cheap Date

May 18, 2009 University Of Memphis 1

l_035259b64ef5be9959de2cb7c7cb0824-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Brooklyn, she is one cheap date.  This girl likes to fool around with douchebags who sleep with everybody and thinks she is special.  This girl sorta has a boyfriend so wont head out till late do a quick power hour get drunk and go home with a douche.  Poor guy is left all alone thinking she will be back.  I like the accidental bunny ears on this wh*re they suit her well.

I think she’s packing more heat down below than the D-bag she’s with.- nik

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For The What

May 15, 2009 University Of Memphis 7

likes-to-tease-guysa-and-make-them-uncomfortbaleTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Bobby, as you can tell he is for the gays.  This guy likes to pranch around and run up to striaght guys and make them feel uncomfortable and thinks just cause he is gay and a little feminine a**hole nobody will do anything.  Nothing against gays but people like this I want to hit in the face, especially if they think they can touch you like this douche

Definitely for the gays, self explanatory.- nik

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Would You

May 15, 2009 University Of Memphis, Would You? 9

mammi-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik may I present to you the finist peice of latina a** in Memphis.  This is one girl with an attitude who knows how to flaunt it.  Would you Nik??

Answer: No, she has huge THUNDERS, and I think there are live animals living in her hair.

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Fake SGM

May 15, 2009 Scissor Gang Mafia, University Of Memphis 0

ashley-and-laura-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Ashley and Laura.  These girls are fake SGM for sure, but they definitely do scissor each other.  These dykes are making out with each other by the end of every night in hopes of luring a guy home with them, too bad their ugly sl*ts.


Real SGM don’t have 20 chins, and no neck.- nik

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Drama Queens

May 15, 2009 University Of Memphis 4

lisa-and-leah-copy1THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Lisa and Leah.  These two little sl*ts are just trying to get high no big deal right?  These girls have a bad habit of creating a lot of drama between guys they live off of it.  I think they enjoy making friends fight over them, these b*tches are dumb and just smoke all day.

Their about as orange as a farmers market.- nik

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May 13, 2009 University Of Memphis 11

nikki-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl Nikki this girl is insane.  She lies so much that she gets confused.  Went to a party with this girl and she jumped up and wrapped her legs around about half the guys.  She had a different excuse for how she knew all these guys she called friends, after her conflicting fishy stories I investigated a bit and found out she was a total sl*t and sleeps with everyone.

I’m guessing her and the leprecon shes with are just “good friends”.- nik

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University of Tennessee Girl

April 29, 2009 Memphis, Nashville, Tennessee, University Of Memphis, Vanderbilt 17

University of Tennessee Girl!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you know you would! She is fine as hell!!! Knoxville Girl.

They need to throw this monster back in that green swamp water.- nik

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