THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is mel rocking out on  some guitar hero.  If your thinking to yourself why is that girls mouth/jaw so big, it because it is.  This girl has a huge mouth, she looks all innocent and like a lil bible girl but that would definitely be a false assumption. This girl is…well for lack of a better word very free spirited.  She is very close with all of her friends if ya know what I mean and they don’t seem to mind bouncing back between one another.

I think that is what Brett Michales looked like as a teenager.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Brooklyn, she is one cheap date.  This girl likes to fool around with douchebags who sleep with everybody and thinks she is special.  This girl sorta has a boyfriend so wont head out till late do a quick power hour get drunk and go home with a douche.  Poor guy is left all alone thinking she will be back.  I like the accidental bunny ears on this wh*re they suit her well.

I think she’s packing more heat down below than the D-bag she’s with.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Bobby, as you can tell he is for the gays.  This guy likes to pranch around and run up to striaght guys and make them feel uncomfortable and thinks just cause he is gay and a little feminine a**hole nobody will do anything.  Nothing against gays but people like this I want to hit in the face, especially if they think they can touch you like this douche

Definitely for the gays, self explanatory.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik may I present to you the finist peice of latina a** in Memphis.  This is one girl with an attitude who knows how to flaunt it.  Would you Nik??

Answer: No, she has huge THUNDERS, and I think there are live animals living in her hair.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Ashley and Laura.  These girls are fake SGM for sure, but they definitely do scissor each other.  These dykes are making out with each other by the end of every night in hopes of luring a guy home with them, too bad their ugly sl*ts.

Fake.

Real SGM don’t have 20 chins, and no neck.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Lisa and Leah.  These two little sl*ts are just trying to get high no big deal right?  These girls have a bad habit of creating a lot of drama between guys they live off of it.  I think they enjoy making friends fight over them, these b*tches are dumb and just smoke all day.

Their about as orange as a farmers market.- nik