Whoever came up with that idea is definitely for they gays. I wouldn’t let those kids within 10 miles of me.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik you know you have had a long night when you end up like this. Im surprised there isn’t some douche who is all over this passed out wh*re.
I’m more surprised that raft can keep those thunders afloat.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik the fat blonde one is Ashley. I have been in love with her friend with the brown hair for a few years now, I think this is one girl that you could not even pass up.
Tell her to get +2s and reapply next year.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these are some of the Alpha Gam girls. What do you think about them, the two on the left are some of the hottest chicks in school, blonde is my fav.
Don’t these girls know about +2s? Haven’t they arrived in Tenn yet?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Betsy…I don’t think I need to say much about her but she is a f*ckin wh*re. Here she is displaying her d*ck sucking skills, anyone who is impressed with this will probably f*ck her. This girl is desperate for any d*ick, I think she feels good knowing that someone actually likes her.
That dress makes her look fat. Oh wait, no its her giant arms and gut that does.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik look at the joy on that girls face, probably the first time she ever got laid. Little did she know it was with the most used guy on campus, Lane, this guy whips his d*ck out at every party and just waits till some horny sl*ts hops on it. Total douche bag and cocky a**hole.
If this guy spent a little less time sticking needles in his butt, he would know that visors are For the Gays.- nik