10.06.09

South Carolina Pageant Queens

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, this is Tyler Sm*th. She thinks shes hot sh*t because she’s won a few pageants. in reality, shes just one of those girls who wins her title in a city she doesnt live in and then goes for state. ie: oconee. shes obsessed with herself and becoming famous and about had a duck when she found out she was on king of the crowns for 2 seconds. help to turn her ego down a notch Nik.

Her legs are not proportionate to her body, and she smells like Taco Bell.- nik


Nik Richie

10.06.09

Horse Face

horse-face whore

horse-face whore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Dana Pf*ifer from Columbia SC, this girl lives in 5 points- honestly. Look at him, not only does he have a horse-face, look like a man but he’s thinks shes hot. F*cks a different guy every night and wakes up the next morning and gets back to his serious alcoholic ways- hes underaged (19) and deff overused looks like hes 40 from all that drinking and partying. I think hes a lost cause…

Shes gonna look 80 by the time she’s 25.- nik


Nik Richie

07.30.09

Man Charged With Having Sex With Same Horse As Previous Arrest

amd_rodell_vereen-copy

THE DIRTY ARMY: (AP) - A South Carolina man was charged with having sex with a horse after the animal’s owner caught the act on videotape, then staked out the stable and caught him at shotgun point, authorities said Wednesday.

But this wasn’t the first time Rodell Vereen has been charged with buggery. He pleaded guilty last year to having sex with the same horse after owner Barbara Kenley found him in the same stable and was sentenced to probation and placed on the state’s sex offender list.

Kenley said she noticed several weeks ago her 21-year-old horse Sugar was acting strange and getting infections again. She noticed things in the barn had been moved around — dirt piled up and bales of hay stacked near the horse’s stall at her Lazy B Stables in Longs, about 20 miles northeast of Myrtle Beach.

“Police kept telling me it couldn’t be the same guy,” Kenley said Wednesday. “I couldn’t believe that there were two guys going around doing this to the same horse.”

Click Here To Read The Full Story

Can you imagine how big Rodell’s bung hole must be now?- nik


Nik Richie

07.04.09

Local Man And Woman Attacked By BigFoot

Local Man and Woman Attacked by BigFoot

Local Man and Woman Attacked by BigFoot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, tragedy struck raleigh several weeks ago when several people went into panic at a local benefit for cancer when the mysterious “big foot” showed up. Here we have a couple of pictures of two unlucky people who had to touch the beast. I guess big foot was showing the man how to check for cervical cancer…..

That land monster will haunt my dreams forever.- nik


Nik Richie

06.10.09

Kimberly From The Real World Hollywood Wasted

Kimberly Alexander (goody goody two shoes) Real World Hollywood- undercover HOE

Kimberly Alexander (goody goody two shoes) Real World Hollywood- undercover HOE

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I had a very unfortunate run in with the very pretentious Kimberely Alexander, from Real World Hollywood (who lives in New Orleans now). I had no clue who this b*tch was. She was hanging out in our VIP room, drinking all of our booze, acting like she was some superstar. NO ONE knew who this b*tch was. I’m not a confrontational person, but I had never been around such a snobby, immature b*tch, ever. Well, several hours later, at another club, Kimberly made a total 180. I wish I had more pics of this sl*t. She ended up dry humping every guy in the club, even pulling her top off, exposing her saggy boobs, and straddling her girlfriend. This chick is nothing but a rude, hypocritical, celeb wannabe. If she only knew what a fool she made of herself.

Nice GUT Kimmy.- nik


Nik Richie

05.20.09

Braceface Kiki From Real Chance Of Love

braceface kiki

THE DIRTY ARMY: this girlll right here on the left is kiki on real chance of love, first off who would even do that show, however she matches chance space tooth+braceface=NASTYYY, this girl is the ugliest thing ive everrrrr seeeen on tv. ew like seriously LOUD mouth b*tch so gross so rude so sick. ew i cant even stand to look at her on charm school why are they even putting her on tv still im glad she went home EWW. uggg. btw the girl on the right (rabbit) yeah gross too, and sad that shed take a pic of krusty kiki.

Are they related to Black Barbie Shim? Their skin tones are almost to the shade of yellow just like BBS.- nik


Nik Richie

05.14.09

Please No More Pics

momo-copy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Momo she thinks everyone is checking her out and that she is beautiful.  This girl would look better as a guy, I thought I would spare you and not put up one of the 200 pics of her head-on, frontal pics in a swimsuit or some skimpy outfit.  This sk*nk has a nasty body and even nastier face, but you would be surprised with the number of guys she has slept with and are willings to stick it in her.

No possible way this thing doesn’t have a Greg.- nik

 


Nik Richie

05.14.09

Pole Dancer

kurt-copy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Kurt..At first when he told me that he had a stripper pole in his room my hat was off too him cause I thought he was gay…Then I later found out it was his pole for himself, then I went back to thinking he was gay, well knowing he was gay now.  I don’t think any man should be swinging around on a pole like that, he was made for the gays and for the strip clubs.  He must make gay guys for going absolutely crazy.

Take note of the posters on his wall, definitely for the gays.- nik


Nik Richie

05.13.09

Projectile Vomit

l_39eeaf6cfa50cb6d6df863bda619b4a9-copy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I think this is an old photo but I thought it was perfect dirty material.  I wanna know how this pic turned out so perfectly.  Bet the dude was puking then his friends came in to mock him in the pic, then surprise surprise they just got puked on.  Bet the guy on the right didn’t finish his drink.

Looks like someone had dairy.- nik


Nik Richie

05.13.09

Chester Alert

Chester Alert

THE DIRTY ARMY: Listen up this guy is a total skeez! He jumps from girl to girl saying you mean so much to me blah blah blah even saying he loves them. Let me tell you i fell for it and im still paying for it. He recently has been bouncing from high school girl to high school girl. Let’s put this dirt bag creep on blast. It really isn’t as big as you think it is either babe!!!

His shirt says its all, and so does the date rape report that the SHIM with him filed.- nik


Nik Richie


 

 

 

 

 
 

 

 

 

 
 

 

 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 
 

 

 
 

back forward

 

 

 

 

 
 

 

 

 

 

+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"