THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Audra she is from NC , I grew up with her and she always would tell us one day she would get to Jordan and he would love her. Well looks like her and his AIRNESS are now “just friends” … Nik this is Micheal JORDAN we are talking about why do ex NBA guys like Dennis Rodman, Charles Barkley etc, Score better tail than the great MJ?

Yeah that is true… MJ does score some pretty RANK chicks, but from what I have heard he is a sex addict like Tiger which throws looks out the window.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, this girl is a wh*re! she has hooked up with three of her friends boyfriends behind their backs, she thinks she’s so sexy, look at her picture!! sexy is the last thing that comes to my mind!! When guys hook up with her she just lays there, and takes it like a dead fish while her belly juggles. SICKKKK. she has grandma t*ts, her nipples are bigger than her actual t*t. she’s a liar. this b*tch had more facial hair than most men!! she’s a fugly wh*re, who needs to get her upper lip and side burns waxed off.

It’s like she’s a big ball of fat, I wonder what it’s like to be so undesirable to the male race.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, this is Tyler Sm*th. She thinks shes hot sh*t because she’s won a few pageants. in reality, shes just one of those girls who wins her title in a city she doesnt live in and then goes for state. ie: oconee. shes obsessed with herself and becoming famous and about had a duck when she found out she was on king of the crowns for 2 seconds. help to turn her ego down a notch Nik.

Her legs are not proportionate to her body, and she smells like Taco Bell.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Dana Pf*ifer from Columbia SC, this girl lives in 5 points- honestly. Look at him, not only does he have a horse-face, look like a man but he’s thinks shes hot. F*cks a different guy every night and wakes up the next morning and gets back to his serious alcoholic ways- hes underaged (19) and deff overused looks like hes 40 from all that drinking and partying. I think hes a lost cause…

Shes gonna look 80 by the time she’s 25.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: (AP) - A South Carolina man was charged with having sex with a horse after the animal’s owner caught the act on videotape, then staked out the stable and caught him at shotgun point, authorities said Wednesday.

But this wasn’t the first time Rodell Vereen has been charged with buggery. He pleaded guilty last year to having sex with the same horse after owner Barbara Kenley found him in the same stable and was sentenced to probation and placed on the state’s sex offender list.

Kenley said she noticed several weeks ago her 21-year-old horse Sugar was acting strange and getting infections again. She noticed things in the barn had been moved around — dirt piled up and bales of hay stacked near the horse’s stall at her Lazy B Stables in Longs, about 20 miles northeast of Myrtle Beach.

“Police kept telling me it couldn’t be the same guy,” Kenley said Wednesday. “I couldn’t believe that there were two guys going around doing this to the same horse.”

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Can you imagine how big Rodell’s bung hole must be now?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, tragedy struck raleigh several weeks ago when several people went into panic at a local benefit for cancer when the mysterious “big foot” showed up. Here we have a couple of pictures of two unlucky people who had to touch the beast. I guess big foot was showing the man how to check for cervical cancer…..

That land monster will haunt my dreams forever.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I had a very unfortunate run in with the very pretentious Kimberely Alexander, from Real World Hollywood (who lives in New Orleans now). I had no clue who this b*tch was. She was hanging out in our VIP room, drinking all of our booze, acting like she was some superstar. NO ONE knew who this b*tch was. I’m not a confrontational person, but I had never been around such a snobby, immature b*tch, ever. Well, several hours later, at another club, Kimberly made a total 180. I wish I had more pics of this sl*t. She ended up dry humping every guy in the club, even pulling her top off, exposing her saggy boobs, and straddling her girlfriend. This chick is nothing but a rude, hypocritical, celeb wannabe. If she only knew what a fool she made of herself.

Nice GUT Kimmy.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: this girlll right here on the left is kiki on real chance of love, first off who would even do that show, however she matches chance space tooth+braceface=NASTYYY, this girl is the ugliest thing ive everrrrr seeeen on tv. ew like seriously LOUD mouth b*tch so gross so rude so sick. ew i cant even stand to look at her on charm school why are they even putting her on tv still im glad she went home EWW. uggg. btw the girl on the right (rabbit) yeah gross too, and sad that shed take a pic of krusty kiki.

Are they related to Black Barbie Shim? Their skin tones are almost to the shade of yellow just like BBS.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Momo she thinks everyone is checking her out and that she is beautiful.  This girl would look better as a guy, I thought I would spare you and not put up one of the 200 pics of her head-on, frontal pics in a swimsuit or some skimpy outfit.  This sk*nk has a nasty body and even nastier face, but you would be surprised with the number of guys she has slept with and are willings to stick it in her.

No possible way this thing doesn’t have a Greg.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Kurt..At first when he told me that he had a stripper pole in his room my hat was off too him cause I thought he was gay…Then I later found out it was his pole for himself, then I went back to thinking he was gay, well knowing he was gay now.  I don’t think any man should be swinging around on a pole like that, he was made for the gays and for the strip clubs.  He must make gay guys for going absolutely crazy.

Take note of the posters on his wall, definitely for the gays.- nik

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