University Of South Carolina | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Daddy Issues

November 16, 2010 University Of South Carolina 4

Daddy Issues

Daddy Issues

Daddy Issues

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Don’t let the pictures fool you, Danna L*wsky is no angel! She has been a trashy slut, ever since we were 15 growing up in Columbia, SC and its only gotten worse since she moved to Charleston. The girl has serious daddy issues and fucks anything that walks.. Anyone in the Charleston area, beware!

In what way do these pictures make her look like an angel?- nik

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Police Officer Cleared Of Any Wrong Doing

September 24, 2010 Dirty Cops, The Dirty, University Of South Carolina 33

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so these girls from a local strip club were holding a charity car wash, well a police officer being the Gentleman he is decided to get his car washed.  Pictures were taking and posted on facebook and thats when everyone started freaking out because girls in bikinis were washing a police officers car… LOL, what do you think Nik, was he doing anything wrong?

Yes, we don’t pay taxes so a Police Officer can get his rocks off.- nik

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Finally A Hot Redskins Cheerleader

May 14, 2010 Dirty Cheerleaders, The Dirty, University Of South Carolina, Washington DC 50

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Donna a Redskins Cheerleader. She is smokin hot, smart, super athletic, and has a great sense of humor. She always has guys after her, but is single. So Nik what do you think, would you?

Answer:  No, her nose gets really wide like a black persons when she smiles so I can only imagine how wide it would get if she was having an orgasm.  That would totally make me soft and lose interest.

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Michael Jordan’s North Carolina Friend

March 18, 2010 Charlotte, Dirty Athletes, Raleigh-Durham, The Dirty, UNC, University Of South Carolina 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Audra she is from NC , I grew up with her and she always would tell us one day she would get to Jordan and he would love her. Well looks like her and his AIRNESS are now “just friends” … Nik this is Micheal JORDAN we are talking about why do ex NBA guys like Dennis Rodman, Charles Barkley etc, Score better tail than the great MJ?

Yeah that is true… MJ does score some pretty RANK chicks, but from what I have heard he is a sex addict like Tiger which throws looks out the window.- nik

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Shamu The Whale Sloot

November 19, 2009 Charlotte, University Of South Carolina 23

shamu the whale slut

shamu the whale slut

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, this girl is a wh*re! she has hooked up with three of her friends boyfriends behind their backs, she thinks she’s so sexy, look at her picture!! sexy is the last thing that comes to my mind!! When guys hook up with her she just lays there, and takes it like a dead fish while her belly juggles. SICKKKK. she has grandma t*ts, her nipples are bigger than her actual t*t. she’s a liar. this b*tch had more facial hair than most men!! she’s a fugly wh*re, who needs to get her upper lip and side burns waxed off.

It’s like she’s a big ball of fat, I wonder what it’s like to be so undesirable to the male race.- nik

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South Carolina Pageant Queens

October 6, 2009 Charlotte, University Of South Carolina 22

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, this is Tyler Sm*th. She thinks shes hot sh*t because she’s won a few pageants. in reality, shes just one of those girls who wins her title in a city she doesnt live in and then goes for state. ie: oconee. shes obsessed with herself and becoming famous and about had a duck when she found out she was on king of the crowns for 2 seconds. help to turn her ego down a notch Nik.

Her legs are not proportionate to her body, and she smells like Taco Bell.- nik

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Horse Face

October 6, 2009 Atlanta, University Of South Carolina 24

horse-face whore

horse-face whore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Dana Pf*ifer from Columbia SC, this girl lives in 5 points- honestly. Look at him, not only does he have a horse-face, look like a man but he’s thinks shes hot. F*cks a different guy every night and wakes up the next morning and gets back to his serious alcoholic ways- hes underaged (19) and deff overused looks like hes 40 from all that drinking and partying. I think hes a lost cause…

Shes gonna look 80 by the time she’s 25.- nik

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Man Charged With Having Sex With Same Horse As Previous Arrest

July 30, 2009 The Dirty, University Of South Carolina 82


THE DIRTY ARMY: (AP) - A South Carolina man was charged with having sex with a horse after the animal’s owner caught the act on videotape, then staked out the stable and caught him at shotgun point, authorities said Wednesday.

But this wasn’t the first time Rodell Vereen has been charged with buggery. He pleaded guilty last year to having sex with the same horse after owner Barbara Kenley found him in the same stable and was sentenced to probation and placed on the state’s sex offender list.

Kenley said she noticed several weeks ago her 21-year-old horse Sugar was acting strange and getting infections again. She noticed things in the barn had been moved around — dirt piled up and bales of hay stacked near the horse’s stall at her Lazy B Stables in Longs, about 20 miles northeast of Myrtle Beach.

“Police kept telling me it couldn’t be the same guy,” Kenley said Wednesday. “I couldn’t believe that there were two guys going around doing this to the same horse.”

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Can you imagine how big Rodell’s bung hole must be now?- nik

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