Thursday 20th June 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Projectile Vomit

May 13, 2009 University Of South Carolina 4 9,567 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I think this is an old photo but I thought it was perfect dirty material.  I wanna know how this pic turned out so perfectly.  Bet the dude was puking then his friends came in to mock him in the pic, then surprise surprise they just got puked on.  Bet the guy on the right didn’t finish his drink.

Looks like someone had dairy.- nik



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Chester Alert

May 13, 2009 Charlotte, NC State, UNC, University Of South Carolina, Wake Forest 15 3 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Listen up this guy is a total skeez! He jumps from girl to girl saying you mean so much to me blah blah blah even saying he loves them. Let me tell you i fell for it and im still paying for it. He recently has been bouncing from high school girl to high school girl. Let’s put this dirt bag creep on blast. It really isn’t as big as you think it is either babe!!!

His shirt says its all, and so does the date rape report that the SHIM with him filed.- nik



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Been Around The Block

May 12, 2009 Charlotte, UNC, University Of South Carolina, Wake Forest 5 9,055 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Lauren she is a tramp.  She traveled a lot so I guess she has learned the ways of being a sl*t.  She thinks it is ok to sleep with one guy one night their friend the next night and someone they know the night after.  She is the queen of f*cking up sh*t and one night stands.  I would be surprised if her drunk a** remembered the names of the last 5 guys shes slept with.

If I woke up next to that, I would hang myself with my shoelaces prison style.- nik



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Come Holla At Me Girl

May 10, 2009 Charlotte, University Of South Carolina 4 6,493 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik can you say ‘for the gays’.  This is Mike, he goes to the university of S. Carolina and thinks he owns it.  This guy as you can tell thinks he is hot sh*t, a gangster and is gunna be a model lol  This dude dresses more preppy, wears tighter clothes and talks more like a white guy then me…and I am a white guy.

The pose sealed the deal, For the Gays. Without a doubt.- nik



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Hot Friends

May 6, 2009 Charlotte, UNC, University Of South Carolina, Wake Forest 22 5,893 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik these girls go to Univ of South Carolina and probably are the hottest girls there.  The girl on the right is Chelsey she has always had some big jugs so I think they may actaully be real, the other girl is tall and thin more model looking.  So Nik what do you think about these beauties.

I almost wished for more pics of the chick on the right, but then I noticed her pooch. Keep trying Carolinas.- nik



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Take One For The Team

May 5, 2009 Charlotte, UNC, University Of South Carolina 12 6,838 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I don’t even know what to say about these girls cause I’m sure you can say it better.  The one of the left is Jenny and it took me a good 5 minutes to figure out that it was not a man but in fact a very beatdown chick, the other one looks like a lil ratface.  These girls are out all the time and I know they are over 40 years old, who would actually take a chick like this home.

That girl’s beak could give Pelican a run for her money. Don’t they have rhino on the east coast?- nik



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