THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this creeper is Juan, he is addicted to porn.  This creeper always talks about porn, well only talks about porn.  This guy probably has 10 hidden cams in his room if a girl ever made it back there.  This is the kind of creeper is the guy who would spike ones drink, ladies beware.  I wonder why he is taking the picture left handed, probably cause his hand is no deformed from the number of times hes serviced himself.

Does he keep that handkerchief in his pocket for easy wiping access ?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is some of Carolina’s finest in my opinion. Would you Nik with the one on the right? 

Answer: No. Not into chicks that look like bowling pins. -nik

GetRad? Is that you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, i asked this guy for a pic on myspace (im a girl) and this is what he sent me. kinda gay if you ask me.. so nik, is he for the gays?

Yes, mommy’s underwear and the gayviators gave it away.- nik

Answer: No. She has the worst uniboob ever and a huge gut.