Answer: No. She has the worst uniboob ever and a huge gut.
THE DIRTY ARMY: This chicks name is emily….. she’s a 33 year old stripper who obviously thinks she’s real pretty. Please tell her about herself!!! She’s gross!!!
33 that’s about 150 in Stripper years.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, my boy kev, actin a fool! clown him dogg. ps, luv tha site kid!
Dennis Rodman? Is that you?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, so i was hollerin at some girlies on myspace the other day and got to talkin to this beezy. i told her to email me her “sexiiest” pic she had and she did… this was it.. hahaha!!! ridiculous!
Emailer you are further proof that myspace is for stalkers, and the dude you were cyber-flirting with needs to shave his pits.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, shes been myspacin me askin me to come thru to her place and bang the sh*t out of her.. but she’ll only send me this pic of her (its the only one he has). should i go after it? im leaving it in your hands nik.
Dude are you crazy? Guarantee she has rolls upon rolls my friend. Your better off on Craigslist. Just sayin’- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this is how we git down in tar heel city NC playa u kno house partiez n chronic bluntz all nite cuz. dirty army reppin tha east kidd
Emailer I don’t understand anything you just said, can somebody please translate? Is he trying to tell me how proud he is of his sausage fest? WTF?- nik