THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it has been confirmed that 9/11 comedian and emo-extraordinaire Chad Brown is gay.  I wonder if his boyfriend thinks 9/11 is so funny?

If you missed it… I had a very disturbing post up Friday night on 9-11 about this tool bag.  Make sure you click the link below to share your thoughts.- nik

Also See: 9/11 Is A Joke Potluck Party

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, My name is Stacy and I live in Virginia Beach, VA.  I found your site from a friend in Richmond and just wanted to let you know it is blowing up out here.  That being said, I need your help.  I went out to a local bar one night and met this guy Paul.  He seemed like a pretty normal guy, we chit chatted a little and I gave him my number before I left.  He started to call me and things got weird really fast.  I asked him what he did and he told me he was a model and a naturalist.  I had no idea what he meant but he kept asking me if I wanted to be his Jane and we could live in a cabin in the woods and he would kill our food and cook it.  That was when I knew he went off the deep end.  So today I get an e-mail from him showing me his pictures and asking again if I wanted to be his Jane again.  I keep telling him to leave me alone but he won’t!  Can you let him know I am not interested and don’t want to be his Jane and that he is freaking me out.  Thanks Nik.

Paul, can you please leave Stacy alone and go after your true calling which is MALES.  Your pictures scream Sword-Fighter, not Tarzan.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ok so heres “its” 3 wishes..#1-i wish a was hot,#2-i wish i was a man, and #3 I wish Nik loved me.

You forgot fourth wish… for people to stop calling me New York.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I would say he or she is either a Vag Lover or a Pre Med OB/GYN student….

That plate is awesome.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is gorgeous. A little stuck up, but if I looked like that, I would be too. This is not photoshopped.

Maybe she should start Photoshopping. She needs it.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Joseph.  This f*g thinks he is some big model, who wants to see a grimy mop top greasy husky kid tryin to model.  This guy is on a constant diet to stay in shape for his modeling career lol.

Looks like he is training to be Carrot Top’s power bottom.- nik