3 Wishes

June 11, 2009 Little Rock, Philadelphia, Raleigh-Durham, The Dirty, University Of Virginia, Washington DC 52 5,090 Views

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3 wishes

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ok so heres “its” 3 wishes..#1-i wish a was hot,#2-i wish i was a man, and #3 I wish Nik loved me.

You forgot fourth wish… for people to stop calling me New York.- nik



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Vag Lover

June 11, 2009 Dirty Rides, University Of Virginia, Virginia Tech 9 8,968 Views

Vag Lover

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I would say he or she is either a Vag Lover or a Pre Med OB/GYN student….

That plate is awesome.- nik



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West VA Beauty

May 1, 2009 Marshall University, Richmond, University Of Virginia, VCU, Virginia Tech, West Virginia 21 5,855 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is gorgeous. A little stuck up, but if I looked like that, I would be too. This is not photoshopped.

Maybe she should start Photoshopping. She needs it.- nik



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Fairy

April 30, 2009 Marshall University, Richmond, University Of Virginia, VCU, Virginia Tech, West Virginia 4 6,132 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Joseph.  This f*g thinks he is some big model, who wants to see a grimy mop top greasy husky kid tryin to model.  This guy is on a constant diet to stay in shape for his modeling career lol.

Looks like he is training to be Carrot Top’s power bottom.- nik



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Frat Boys

April 29, 2009 University Of Virginia, VCU, Virginia Tech, West Virginia 1 7,455 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik I thought I would give a warning to all girls out there and show them who to stay away from…these are some of the douche frat boys you will see around campus.

Top row, 3rd from the left. Definitely Robert De Niro’s lovechild.- nik



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Does This Make Rock Band Cool?

April 28, 2009 University Of Virginia, VCU, Virginia Tech, West Virginia 2 8,839 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Kayla trying to copy that Heidi Klum commercial.  Kayla thinks she is a goddess and guys should kneel at her feet, she wh*res it up for everything she wants.  Nice underbumb Kayla you wh*re.

Looks like she is going miss the yellow button. No high score today.- nik



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Hooters Girl

April 17, 2009 Marshall University, University Of Virginia, VCU, Virginia Tech, West Virginia 5 7,065 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik that beauty on the right is Amanda, she is the best looking hooter’s girl by far.  Nik does she cut it, is she hooterific enough for you??

The saggers on the left must get that girl like two dollars in tips per week.- nik



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Creepy Old Guy

April 16, 2009 Marshall University, University Of Virginia, VCU, Virginia Tech, West Virginia 6 6,052 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik at first everyone was scared of this guy and keeping their distance.  But after everyone started to get drunk this loud and dirty old guy became everyones best friend, no one even knows where he came from.  Nik is this guy a creepy bumb or the ultimate trout gettin it done without the funds to back his game.

Not even Red Cups could have saved this white trash.- nik



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