08.02.09

Oops I Crapped My Pants!

Nothing Slimier than a 2 bit whore holding a fish, huh Nik? Wutcha think of one of montana's Finest that shit her pants last summer at a party?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is there anything slimier than a 2 bit wh*re holding a fish? Wutcha think of one of montana’s Finest that sh*t her pants last summer at a party?

Looks like she is into Old Men.- nik


Nik Richie

05.15.09

Lurker

clinton-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Clinton.  I sure hope that that is a real tattoo, although it suits him weird and creepy.  This guy is a sloppy drunk who just lurks around and stands around you  staring at you and smiling.  Is that a blue worm or what.

I would love to know that explanation behind this stupid mistake (both him and the tattoo).- nik


Nik Richie

05.15.09

Hip Bone?

jennifer-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jennifer. This girl is tall and has a rockin body, she likes to show it off which I was very happy for, until I noticed her hip bone.  I thought I was seeing things at first but it definitely looks like something is growing on her..what do you think, would you??

Answer: No, besides her face being hidioues. She has a condition I would like to call skinny/fat. Her bones stick out, but she still has major gut.


Nik Richie

05.14.09

Gold Digger

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the gold diggin wh*re on the right is Mandy.  This girl thinks that everybody she goes to school with isn’t good enough for her, she thinks she is some goddess.  Reality check Mandy your ugly fat and beat.  Check out that grey haired trout she snagged, good work Mandy keep wh*rin it up.

Is that Juan Valdez on the left…when did he ditch the poncho?- nik


Nik Richie

05.13.09

Rock Band

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I would not want to hear, see or speak to any of these three evils.  These chicks are ugly sk*nks who started their own band, probably in hopes that they would have groupies.  These girls figure the more guys they f*ck the more fans they will have, too bad their music hurts your ears.

They have officially exceeded the weight limit of that camera. I decided.- nik


Nik Richie

05.05.09

Chi H*e’s!

CHI Hoe'S!

THE DIRTY ARMY: these girls are HUGE WH*RES! they think they are so hot! well pretty sure everyone around campus knows you guys are the Chi H*e’s!

What ever happened to the days of Sorority girls being hot? Montana State, I need to see some better looking chicks from you.- nik


Nik Richie

04.30.09

You Are NOT A Red Cup

You are NOT a Red Cup

THE DIRTY ARMY: Saw this at my gym. I’m not sure why these cups can’t except the fact that they’re translucent. I mean I know that red cups are every other cup’s wet dream, but seriously you’re translucent…you don’t even have a color. Sad.

Looks to me like those clear cups are just trying to fit in, it will never happen though.- nik


Nik Richie

04.21.09

For The Gays

 

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik I don’t think any explanation is needed for this pic.

He looks like Andy Samburg with a Touch of Downs.- nik


Nik Richie

04.17.09

Legendary Douche

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Ty. This guy is a major douchebag, I have never met anybody so cocky and dumb in my life.  This guy is a failure at life I am surprised he is even at university he is a retard, he thinks he can sleep with any girl he wants.  His friends don’t even like him the only reason he comes out to parties and sh*t like that is cause beat sl*tty girls bring him.

I guarantee the only person who gives him a Master Greg is behind him.- nik


Nik Richie

04.16.09

Racoon Eyes

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl Megan is a beat wh*re.  This girl is used to having loser druggy guys hang off of her.  This girl usually has a ton of make-up on she is into the racoon eye look, or the covering up a punch to da face look.  This girl is beat and just sits around all saying doing drugs.

Nice wig. Did she sell her hair for drugs?- nik


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"