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Beautiful Hooters Brunette
Posted in The Dirty, University Of Montana, Would You? | February 10th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik…may have found your perfect girl. this is Brittney C. She is a HOOTERS girl. She was praised in the local newspaper for making it into the Hooters 2010 calendar this year. She is super nice, and her aspirations are to be in Maxim and Sports Illustrated. She works out everyday, and is tanner than Snooki. She just got her +2s done..I know you’re going for brunettes this year so would you?’
Answer: No, the scouts at Hooters need to focus. Ladies if you are going to waste you money on +2’s please shoot for 450cc’s or higher. Small +2’s just make your legs look fat like this girl.
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Oops I Crapped My Pants!
Posted in Montana State, The Dirty, University Of Montana | August 2nd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is there anything slimier than a 2 bit wh*re holding a fish? Wutcha think of one of montana’s Finest that sh*t her pants last summer at a party?
Looks like she is into Old Men.- nik
Lurker
Posted in University Of Montana | May 15th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Clinton. I sure hope that that is a real tattoo, although it suits him weird and creepy. This guy is a sloppy drunk who just lurks around and stands around you staring at you and smiling. Is that a blue worm or what.
I would love to know that explanation behind this stupid mistake (both him and the tattoo).- nik
Hip Bone?
Posted in University Of Montana, Would You? | May 15th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jennifer. This girl is tall and has a rockin body, she likes to show it off which I was very happy for, until I noticed her hip bone. I thought I was seeing things at first but it definitely looks like something is growing on her..what do you think, would you??
Answer: No, besides her face being hidioues. She has a condition I would like to call skinny/fat. Her bones stick out, but she still has major gut.
Gold Digger
Posted in University Of Montana | May 14th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the gold diggin wh*re on the right is Mandy. This girl thinks that everybody she goes to school with isn’t good enough for her, she thinks she is some goddess. Reality check Mandy your ugly fat and beat. Check out that grey haired trout she snagged, good work Mandy keep wh*rin it up.
Is that Juan Valdez on the left…when did he ditch the poncho?- nik
Rock Band
Posted in University Of Montana | May 13th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I would not want to hear, see or speak to any of these three evils. These chicks are ugly sk*nks who started their own band, probably in hopes that they would have groupies. These girls figure the more guys they f*ck the more fans they will have, too bad their music hurts your ears.
They have officially exceeded the weight limit of that camera. I decided.- nik
Chi H*e’s!
Posted in Montana State, University Of Montana | May 5th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: these girls are HUGE WH*RES! they think they are so hot! well pretty sure everyone around campus knows you guys are the Chi H*e’s!
What ever happened to the days of Sorority girls being hot? Montana State, I need to see some better looking chicks from you.- nik
You Are NOT A Red Cup
Posted in Montana State, University Of Montana | April 30th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Saw this at my gym. I’m not sure why these cups can’t except the fact that they’re translucent. I mean I know that red cups are every other cup’s wet dream, but seriously you’re translucent…you don’t even have a color. Sad.
Looks to me like those clear cups are just trying to fit in, it will never happen though.- nik
For The Gays
Posted in Montana State, University Of Montana | April 21st, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik I don’t think any explanation is needed for this pic.
He looks like Andy Samburg with a Touch of Downs.- nik
Legendary Douche
Posted in Montana State, University Of Montana | April 17th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Ty. This guy is a major douchebag, I have never met anybody so cocky and dumb in my life. This guy is a failure at life I am surprised he is even at university he is a retard, he thinks he can sleep with any girl he wants. His friends don’t even like him the only reason he comes out to parties and sh*t like that is cause beat sl*tty girls bring him.
I guarantee the only person who gives him a Master Greg is behind him.- nik
