University Of Montana | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2


May 15, 2009 University Of Montana 3

clinton-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Clinton.  I sure hope that that is a real tattoo, although it suits him weird and creepy.  This guy is a sloppy drunk who just lurks around and stands around you  staring at you and smiling.  Is that a blue worm or what.

I would love to know that explanation behind this stupid mistake (both him and the tattoo).- nik

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Hip Bone?

May 15, 2009 University Of Montana, Would You? 5

jennifer-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jennifer. This girl is tall and has a rockin body, she likes to show it off which I was very happy for, until I noticed her hip bone.  I thought I was seeing things at first but it definitely looks like something is growing on her..what do you think, would you??

Answer: No, besides her face being hidioues. She has a condition I would like to call skinny/fat. Her bones stick out, but she still has major gut.

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Gold Digger

May 14, 2009 University Of Montana 8


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the gold diggin wh*re on the right is Mandy.  This girl thinks that everybody she goes to school with isn’t good enough for her, she thinks she is some goddess.  Reality check Mandy your ugly fat and beat.  Check out that grey haired trout she snagged, good work Mandy keep wh*rin it up.

Is that Juan Valdez on the left…when did he ditch the poncho?- nik

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Rock Band

May 13, 2009 University Of Montana 2


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I would not want to hear, see or speak to any of these three evils.  These chicks are ugly sk*nks who started their own band, probably in hopes that they would have groupies.  These girls figure the more guys they f*ck the more fans they will have, too bad their music hurts your ears.

They have officially exceeded the weight limit of that camera. I decided.- nik

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You Are NOT A Red Cup

April 30, 2009 Montana State, University Of Montana 1

You are NOT a Red Cup

THE DIRTY ARMY: Saw this at my gym. I’m not sure why these cups can’t except the fact that they’re translucent. I mean I know that red cups are every other cup’s wet dream, but seriously you’re translucent…you don’t even have a color. Sad.

Looks to me like those clear cups are just trying to fit in, it will never happen though.- nik

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For The Gays

April 21, 2009 Montana State, University Of Montana 1



THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik I don’t think any explanation is needed for this pic.

He looks like Andy Samburg with a Touch of Downs.- nik

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Racoon Eyes

April 16, 2009 Montana State, University Of Montana 0


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl Megan is a beat wh*re.  This girl is used to having loser druggy guys hang off of her.  This girl usually has a ton of make-up on she is into the racoon eye look, or the covering up a punch to da face look.  This girl is beat and just sits around all saying doing drugs.

Nice wig. Did she sell her hair for drugs?- nik

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Crazy Kids

April 15, 2009 Dirty TV, University Of Idaho, University of Kentucky, University Of Memphis, University Of Montana, Wake Forest 0

I bet he won an 18 pack of Natural Light.- nik

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