THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Clinton.  I sure hope that that is a real tattoo, although it suits him weird and creepy.  This guy is a sloppy drunk who just lurks around and stands around you  staring at you and smiling.  Is that a blue worm or what.

I would love to know that explanation behind this stupid mistake (both him and the tattoo).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jennifer. This girl is tall and has a rockin body, she likes to show it off which I was very happy for, until I noticed her hip bone.  I thought I was seeing things at first but it definitely looks like something is growing on her..what do you think, would you??

Answer: No, besides her face being hidioues. She has a condition I would like to call skinny/fat. Her bones stick out, but she still has major gut.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the gold diggin wh*re on the right is Mandy.  This girl thinks that everybody she goes to school with isn’t good enough for her, she thinks she is some goddess.  Reality check Mandy your ugly fat and beat.  Check out that grey haired trout she snagged, good work Mandy keep wh*rin it up.

Is that Juan Valdez on the left…when did he ditch the poncho?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I would not want to hear, see or speak to any of these three evils.  These chicks are ugly sk*nks who started their own band, probably in hopes that they would have groupies.  These girls figure the more guys they f*ck the more fans they will have, too bad their music hurts your ears.

They have officially exceeded the weight limit of that camera. I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik I don’t think any explanation is needed for this pic.

He looks like Andy Samburg with a Touch of Downs.- nik