THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl Megan is a beat wh*re.  This girl is used to having loser druggy guys hang off of her.  This girl usually has a ton of make-up on she is into the racoon eye look, or the covering up a punch to da face look.  This girl is beat and just sits around all saying doing drugs.

Nice wig. Did she sell her hair for drugs?- nik

I bet he won an 18 pack of Natural Light.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is a nice douche party attempt, looks like they failed at recruiting women too their short shorts party.  The dude in the pink hat is the biggest douche of all, he claims to sleep with a chick a night, a different chick every night.  This guy drinks way too much and tries way too hard to be funny.

Short shorts party + Zero Girls = For the Gays.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I didn’t realize that throwing or shotput whatever it is where you throw that ball from your neck was an actual sport.  There is a whole throwing team at the university, I don’t see a single athletic person in that bunch.

I think this is the Greg gobbling team.- nik

He must be so embarrassed.- nik

Did it go through? He has a hole in his chest.- nik