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I Wonder If Brittney’s Sorority Sisters Know About Her Job

January 16, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty, UNLV 60


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, escorts in Vegas are multiplying by the second. Take this girl, her name is Brittney and she’s an Alpha Delta Pi at UNLV.  I wonder if her sorority friends and boyfriend know that this is how she pays her bills. I don’t get it Nik. Please explain to me why becoming a sugar baby is the newest thing? How can you marry anyone who would do this?

Seeking Arrangements is a classier way to pay for college these days.- nik

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Straight Up Classy

November 4, 2013 Charlotte, The Dirty, UNLV 153

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, can we stop pretending like UNLV is a “tough” school. Do you have respect for women who are “Just working their way through college” like BC? She loves to point out how stupid other people are, all the while dancing around half naked, partying, and sucking up to her promoter boyfriend. Dear BC, what are you guys going to do when X closes down a few months from now? No one wants to go to your boyfriends sh*tty club, and the staff there is miserable. Stay in Las Vegas, and spare Charlotte your bullsh*t. Have fun getting any sort of respectable job with pictures like this on the internet.

Electrical tape makes for a good Halloween costume.- nik

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The Zeta Tau Alpha At University Of Nevada Must Be High

November 28, 2011 Dirty Greeks, Las Vegas, UNLV 39

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, so these girls are completely delusional. This is Zeta Tau Alpha at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas. They are the newest sorority on campus and they’re convinced that they’re the new “hot” ones. Are they high? In all reality, they’re the ones that didn’t get bids from any of us during formal recruitment. We’re trying to convince them that they’re every other sorority’s rejects, but they’re just in denial. What do you think?

I think they are a fat camp house.- nik

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Back To School

August 20, 2009 Alabama, Arizona / UofA, ASU, Auburn, BYU, Chico State, Clemson, Colorado, Colorado State, East Carolina University, Florida Gators, Fresno State, FSU, George Washington University, Georgetown, Georgia, Gonzaga, Harvard, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas State, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Missouri, Montana State, MSU, Navy, NC State, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Rutgers, South Florida, Southern Illinois University, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty, UCLA, UCONN, UCSB, UMASS, UNC, UNLV, USC, Utah, Utah State, VCU 30

Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!

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National Health Warning

March 6, 2009 Air Force, Alabama, Anchorage, Appalachian State, Charlotte, Davidson, Delaware, Drake, Duke, East Carolina University, Harvard, Hawaii, Honolulu, SDSU, South Florida, Southern, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, UCLA, UCONN, UCSB, UMASS, UNC, University Of Central Florida, University Of Idaho, University of Kentucky, University Of Memphis, University of Miami, University Of Montana, University Of South Carolina, University Of Virginia, UNLV, USC, Utah, Utah State, Vanderbilt, VCU, Villanova, Virginia Tech, Washington State, Western Kentucky, Western Michigan, Xavier, Yale 6

The gift that keeps on giving.- nik

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Ladies Put Your Cups Up

February 9, 2009 UNLV 1

ladies put your cups up

THE DIRTY ARMY: This would be Jon, the douche dead center with his cup in the air. He is still a virgin, and got his first kiss his freshmen year in college. The closest he ever got to sex would be when one of his good friends paid a stripper in Mexico to give him a h*ndjob. His life consists of taking hulk hogan myspace pictures, masturbating, working at rubios, and getting sh*t faced/passing out. Best believe many people have t bagged that face before.

He’s definitely for the gays.- nik

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February 4, 2009 Dirty Greeks, Las Vegas, Scissor Gang Mafia, UNLV 8



I was hoping I could get you to start a University of Nevada Las Vegas section on TheDirty.com for UNLV students out here representing the Dirty Army. let me get down to business; These are the Kappa Sigs at UNLV, the biggest wanna be tough guys around. Real or FAKE SGM?

Definitely FAKE POSER SGM.  UNLV let the games begin.- nik

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