THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, so these girls are completely delusional. This is Zeta Tau Alpha at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas. They are the newest sorority on campus and they’re convinced that they’re the new “hot” ones. Are they high? In all reality, they’re the ones that didn’t get bids from any of us during formal recruitment. We’re trying to convince them that they’re every other sorority’s rejects, but they’re just in denial. What do you think?

I think they are a fat camp house.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,

I was hoping I could get you to start a University of Nevada Las Vegas section on TheDirty.com for UNLV students out here representing the Dirty Army. let me get down to business; These are the Kappa Sigs at UNLV, the biggest wanna be tough guys around. Real or FAKE SGM?

Definitely FAKE POSER SGM.  UNLV let the games begin.- nik