Greg Oden's Purple Crayon Exposed
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The Fluctuation
Posted in Pittsburgh, The Dirty, USC | January 27th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik right off the bat, “The Fluctuation” what a great nickname you came up with my friend. Last pics of alexis aka “The Fluctuation” were a little on the boring side figured i’d do some digging and spice things up a bit.
Honestly, I think the Fluctuation might not have a neck and +2’s would be gigantic for her lifestyle.- nik
Porn Star SGM?
Posted in Scissor Gang Mafia, USC | January 20th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: hey nik i met this mac force field clown who supposedly does porn down in Hermosa beach one night after her fat a$$ ate my cupcake. We hung out for a while but she got annoying so i had to drop her like Kurt Warner does footballs. Would you stick your greg in her and is she scissor gang mafia?
I don’t even want to know where those poop stabber fingers have been. Major Fake SGM!- nik
Layla Kiffin Is The New Posh Spice
Posted in The Dirty, USC, Would You? | January 20th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is the wife of USC’s new head coach. Add some +2’s and would you?
Answer: No, besides being Orange all the time she has a lot of alien like features (rib cage). I think she is so overrated, just like her husband.
Douche Bag Unleashed
Posted in Las Vegas, The Dirty, USC | January 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, nobody likes this guy.. He has a house here in Vegas up near Red Rock but defineatly not in the country club area. He has a house on Mission Beach as well. He is ignorant and rude to people who feels are subservient… He is fat, ugly, jewish (extremely cheap), he is super tacky. He is always yelling and b*tching about everything and anything and engages in dramas like a 12 year old girl. Lol oh and he feels that graduating from USC makes him top notch. I just wonder if he is so “classy” and “smart” why he wouldn’t of gotten braces back in middle school like everybody else. He got his done 3 years ago and finally got them off 6 months or so off. Also, for somebody so classy.. He should realize wearing gay ed hardy with suits is embarassing. Between all your man jewelery and gay blinged out shirts im embarassed for your loud fat ass. Nobody in your life is true to you.. You can’t keep a relationship for longer then the girl can stand faking an orgasm or gets sick of binge drinking in order to be able to withstand your presence. You suck.
Man, this guy really thinks he has a life, but in reality he doesn’t have one at all.- nik
Kiffin and Tomlin Love Coeds and Red Cups
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Tennessee, USC | January 18th, 2010THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it is well known to all of your fans, that you are a bit harsher on USC football, than other programs. I was hopeful that this pic of the new USC football coach, Lane Kiffin, partying with a bunch of 20 somethings and Mike Tomlin (the Steelers coach), could sway you to be less critical. The pic is old, and from his Tennessee days. The people circulating the photo (bitter hicks from Tennessee) also say that Kiffin hooked up with one of the girls (not his wife) and got popped for a DUI that night, but was let go because he was Tennessee’s football coach. It could be true, but I highly doubt it, because of the timing of the story and how angry Tennesse fans are. So, does drinking out of a red cup get you better treatment and cool points, much like how silicon, equals +2 points on the attractive scale?
He is going to fail hard at USC. That program is about to go into the sh*tter.- nik
President Of Sorority
Posted in Dirty Greeks, The Dirty, USC | January 10th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sorority president thinks she’s hottest sh*t on the planet. Her name is Rachel O aka horse. The horse trots around bossing her mares, and is a snotty brat that walks around with her nose up in the air. My question is, what does she have to be proud of? I do not see one attractive feature. Alpha Phi has gone downhill since she took the reins last year, poor house – they were doing great with the previous presidents. PS – very classy photo Rachel. way to REPRESENT!
Her parents must have more money than all the other girls… that is the only reason she is president.- nik
Dakota, Unicorn’s Sidekick
Posted in Dallas, USC, Unicorn | December 15th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a huge fan of The Dirty and after I saw a post I couldn’t resist submitting this. The pink bird that’s the Unicorn’s sidekick is a girl named Dakota. I went to high school with her, and I f*cking hate this girl. She’s a spoiled oil heiress brat, and she’s super sl*tty. She’s from Dallas, but she goes to USC now. I obviously don’t talk to this b*tch, but I know from her Facebook that she parties all the time, has gotten a boob job, and cheers at USC, all of which probably have made her even more of a b*tch. I just thought I should let you know about her. PS she is the pirate.
Her face is as wide as her stomach.- nik
What Has Unicorn Been Up To?
Posted in The Dirty, USC, Unicorn | December 12th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the unicorn is at it again, and she has a new sidekick, the pink bird.
Unicorn, you are not aging very well. You were a lot better looking last semester. I decided.- nik
Beaner Cheerleaders
Posted in USC | December 1st, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, USC Cheerleaders? I think not.
Their guts are huge, they probably hit up the hot dog vendor at the game every hour.- nik
Lendale White’s Girlfriend
Posted in Los Angeles, Nashville, The Dirty, USC | November 23rd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was straight myspace stalking Christian C*rney and Lendale White. Nik with all the money and fame wouldnt you think he’d pull something hot?
Probably a high school mistake. It happens.- nik
