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Another LA Transplant

Posted in Dirty Business, Scottsdale, USC

Another LA Transplant.... Professional By Day, Football Whore by Night

Another LA Transplant.... Professional By Day, Football Whore by Night

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we would like to submit some info on this tramp running through Scottsdale. Her name is Jaclyn Lee. HR Business Partner @ University of Phoenix. Here we are in week 5 of keeping close watch on our boy after she yet, again… came back into his life, played with his head and ran back to Mr Marcell Allmond (USC Football Cornerback Graduated 2004) after he gave her a wonderful drd during his visit behind our boy’s back in 2011. Doesnt surprise us one bit given his Domestic Violence incident in 2008 (mug shot here) drd’s run rampant in her circle considering her best friend Sarrinna Chavez of Southern Wine and Spirits holds onto a wonderful bumpy, blistery illness that comes back every now and again…. lets not even begin to talk about how many men inherited ants in their pants thanks to that sloot. Jaclyn even had the nerve to play more headgames and tell our boy to choose between her and his son. Little did anyone know…Jaclyn hid the cheating with Marcell which lasted for over 2 years. While our boy spent 15 years of his life trying to make this primadonna happy and keep her under 200 LBS; she paraded Mr Allmond around her parents knowing daddy would be ok with her riding some football pony. Locker Room Stories are nothing new with this family… her sister got banged out pretty good by the SC football team too during her short attendance there. After SHE decided that the hood ran through her enough… she married some goofy unknowing moron. LMFAO Guys be careful of these broads…. lies, lies and more lies. It amazes us at how desperate these “thick” (FAT) girls get realizing that no ones gonna want em but some Reggie Bush wanna-be looking to toss up his next Kim WannaBe… Dont wait for the video or the pictures… weve got plenty. question is… which video is more disappointing? Kim or Jaclyn… neither of em really look awake in bed from what i see… Probably the reason our boy left her in 07 and had a child…. of which she thought she could just eliminate from the picture by giving him some ballgame. Oh yea, from what he told us… she needs a lawnmower too…. In the pics below Jaclyn Has the Curls, Sarrinna and her recent Valtrex Fan, and Marcel and his Child (yes, he beat up his kids mom).

Don’t wait to long before you send them, people forget bland faces like hers quickly.- nik

Newport Beach Crypt Keeper

Posted in Cougars, Newport, The Dirty, USC

Newport Beach Crypt Keeper

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- Once again Playboy has fell off the wagon when they used this Old “Crypt Keeper” in one of there side project shoots. Her Name is Wendy James and she works out at my gym and thinks she is the sh*t, mean mugging all the chicks and hitting on all the trouts looking for her next meal. If your going to let you hair extensions look that nappy why get them?? So put this 1989 USC Grad on blast, just seeing her is going to give me nightmares.. Dirty Army strong from Dust till Dawn!

She looks like a Balboa Island regular.- nik

Is Amber Rose Real SGM

Posted in Fresno, Scissor Gang Mafia, The Dirty, USC

Real of fake SGM??

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Amber Rose, real of fake SGM? And do you think she has remained faithful to her man Wiz Khalifa?

Fake Scissor Gang Mafia, Amber only sleeps with these guys to stay relevant… she is not even Irish.- nik

Are Any Athletes Worth Dating

Posted in Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, The Dirty, USC

Dirty Athletes

Dirty Athletes

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my friend and I were talking about all the recent sports scandals and debating athletes. She was surprised/pissed at how many ppl are in the dark with how awful they are so she started a blog about it. What do you think Nik? Do you think there is such thing as non-dirty athlete? Or are they all worthless cheaters not worth dating?

Athletes don’t have stable lives because they travel so much. Non-grounded men have non-grounded relationships.- nik

I Thought I Was Done For

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty, USC

AddTabs is the TRUTH!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am definitely the most skeptical person I know. I never believe the hype and see through BS like its transparent. When my doctor stopped prescribing me Adderol because I failed a piss test for weed, I figured I’d just start buying my pills on the street in order to keep my GPA intact. Then, a friend told me about AddTabs after he saw it on your site. I still didn’t believe it, but for $80 of mom and dad’s money, I figured it was worth a shot. All I can say is WOW. I feel focused, alert and most importantly, I don’t feel like a crackhead while feeling those beneficial effects. I am 100% a believer. This stuff is unreal. Thanks for turning me on to a product that will change the productivity of students and employees everywhere. If anyone doubts the product, give them my email.

I have already written 134 pages of my book because of this stuff. It works.- nik

**Now that I got the legal fun out of the way… Click here to buy over the counter Adderall.**

How Do You Feel About Emo Chicks

Posted in USC

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick had no friends growing up and no family she was the biggest freak in middle/high school. When she was 14 she ended up in the hospital for drinking too much. Nobody wants her and she thinks shes all that now getting a scholarship to USC. Everyone knows shes the same FREAK EMO as she always was.  She wants to become an actress. I don’t know if she has what it takes.

Nik Richie Radio – Episode 28 “Robo QB”

Posted in The Dirty, USC

This week on Nik Richie Radio, we have Todd Marinovich joining us in studio.  Tune into hear Todd’s story about the pressure to become an NFL quarterback.

**Leave questions for Todd in the comments and I will get to them on Wednesday.- nik

Click here to see Todd’s Art.

Santa’s Little Elf

Posted in Oxnard, The Dirty, USC

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is 2011′s santas elf Janice Michelle. She thinks she is a model because her cousin had her 15 minutes of fame on For The Love Of Ray J. I think this little hochie is scrawny and her boob job is horrible. She dated a buddy of mine and some friends of ours haha she thinks she is smart but her blow jobs are whats getting her through grad school.  Without all her makeup and lashes shes just another b*tch she looks like a 12 year old.

You cannot be a model with a REFUND Gap.- nik

Midlands Sloot

Posted in Charlotte, Columbia, Dirty Craigslist, USC

OMG!!!!THIS CHICK IS THE WH*RE OF THE MIDLANDS AND SURROUNDING AREAS IN SC! WOULD YOU DARE BE SEEN WITH THIS STANK?

OMG!!!!THIS CHICK IS THE WH*RE OF THE MIDLANDS AND SURROUNDING AREAS IN SC! WOULD YOU DARE BE SEEN WITH THIS STANK?

OMG!!!!THIS CHICK IS THE WH*RE OF THE MIDLANDS AND SURROUNDING AREAS IN SC! WOULD YOU DARE BE SEEN WITH THIS STANK?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Tamara Ro*gers-Sm*th she is originally from Loudon,Tenn a white girl wanting to be black so bad its killing her!She has stated she was the hottest thing smoking at USC i don’t see whats so hott about her.This chick advertised herself on craigslist and actually thanks she can get paid for it! OMG! I would’nt spend my last penny on this skank! she has two kids which are with black men. When she walks past you or sit by you she a scent that almost smells like dead feets.She is bad luck last baby daddy got 30 yrs and even the boyfriend before him got life in prison!! Now Nik tell me is this skank bad luck or what? All men should stay away from this chick or you may be sitting in prison thinking why did i do this contagious tramp. She has five hobbies smoking crck,popping pills,selling them feets between her legs,trying to be black and last trying to be pretty but that didn’t work for her! Who would pay for this skank?

You’d think a guy with a car like that could afford a better looking escort.- nik

Smoking SGM

Posted in Miami, Scissor Gang Mafia, USC

Smoking SMG

Smoking SMG

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, with all this cry baby BS on Anderson Show.  Just wanted to send you over some Nanny material. DA. 100.  This girl is amazing, and I don’t know one human being, male or female that would not hook up with this beauty.

You can tell by her lips she is a smoker.- nik