10.27.09

Billabong Douche Likes ‘Em Big

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty, USC

Billabong Douche likes em big

Billabong Douche likes em big

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is the douche with the billabong tat on his stomach. Apparently he likes em big. He did. I met this whale at a concert and she wouldnt leave me alone, telling me how she had sex with this douche. Talk about liquid courage.

Judging from his sideburns… he was probably sober.- nik


Nik Richie

10.22.09

What is JBOB thinking!

What is JBOB thinking!

What is JBOB thinking!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Is J-BOB a Leinart fan??

Nobody is a Leinart fan anymore.  You should be embarrassed to have that on your wall.- nik


Nik Richie

10.19.09

Saints Bench Warmer Reggie Bush Now A Latin Lover

Saints bench warmer Reggie Bush now a latin lover

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here is New Orleans Saints bench warmer and most overrated running back in the NFL Reggie Bush, it looks like since KIM K dumped him he is having a bit of latin fever.

Why do black people wear Assliction?  It doesn’t make any sense to me?  You don’t see white people wearing FUBU.- nik


Nik Richie

10.13.09

Sorry Matty, Can’t Even Give It Away

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So my buddy was cleaning out his closet trying to get rid of old clothes and he stumbled upon this Jersey.  He wrote this on Facebook: “Anyone named John want this?”  Why would anyone want this?  TheDirty.com is the only thing keeping him relevant anymore.

here are the comments with my input

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Nik Richie

10.05.09

Dirty Sanchez’s New Girl

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik… I went to immaculate heart academy high school in jersey with this girl and for some reason, now that shes dating mark dirty sanchez its big time news. shes a junior that runs track at usc and her name’s jen mueller.

What the hell is Skittles doing?  He can pull way hotter than that civilian.  Her face is fat, nose is broken and her teeth are for the Vampires.- nik


Nik Richie

09.29.09

Ludacris Kicks It With The Class Of ‘13

Ludacris kicks it with the Class of '13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Freshman Tim (pictured in the back giving the bunny ears) brought down Ludacris on Monday Septermber 28 to watch him perform at Ground Zero where Tim performed stand up comedy. He made jokes about sleeping with his room mates sister, Nicole (girl in red dress) in front of his roommate, Justin (black t-shirt). He later brought Ludacris back to his dorm where he partied with Freshman.

Tim’s Dad must be loaded.- nik


Nik Richie

09.03.09

Nik Check Out This Hollywood Hottie

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty, USC

nik would you?

nik would you?

nik would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: her name is alex… drooool… her pics dont do her justice compared to in person. what u think?

I think she is 2 rhinoplasties away from greatness.- nik


Nik Richie

09.01.09

USC Alumnus Now In Law School Taking Sex And Drug Model Pics?

Posted in The Dirty, USC

USC Alumnus now in law school taking sex and drug model pics?

USC Alumnus now in law school taking sex and drug model pics?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Recent USC graduate, now in law school took these pictures, I can’t tell if they are real drug-use pics or not. Are these going too far for someone who is supposed to be a professional or is it just something to laugh off?

I only know of two firms that will probably hire him now:  Larry H. Parker or Phillips & Associates.- nik


Nik Richie

08.20.09

Back To School

Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!


Nik Richie

08.18.09

The Hottest Girl At USC

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty, USC
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I see this girl around at USC he HAS to be on your page.  Her name is Kimberly V*rge, I guess people call her Kim V. She just turned 21 and has been making her rounds all over Hollywood.. She even has her own group on facebook for her party group….I have no idea what that’s about. Not only is she pretty but she’s LOADED. Apparently dished out thousands for tables to get like of her 20 guy friends in at Playhouse the other week (I have a friend who works the door at the club). From what I know she’s a professional model and business student. Not the typical USC Kappa gamma blonde b*tch. I haven’t met one person who doesnt think she is the hottest girl at USC. Not only has she got brains but I’ve met her and she is the sweetest person.

Is it just me or does she have that slight scent we don’t speak of at Panda Express?  She has elements of greatness, but look at her neck wrinkles… that means she was fat as a kid which means she will be huge as a mom.- nik


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"