THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK HIS NAME IS HOLLYWOOD, HE DOES BJJ, HE THINKS HES A BADASS. SHE WAS THE QUIET FLAT CHESTED GIRL THAT NEVER WORE CLOTHES LIKE THAT TIL SHE GOT HER +2s, WHAT THE F**K IS THIS WORLD COMING TOO!

Douches are getting really inflated heads when their ugly girlfriends get +2’s…does her hairline start at her ears?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this guy Chris (C.J.) Johnson aka: rapper, Young OJ. I’ve known since 2001, we met in high school and dated, then engaged so he moved with me to Santa Barbara for college. We stayed together until 2004 when I caught him kissing another girl, she also thought she was his girlfriend, come to find out he had “girlfriends” all over Santa Barbara. I kicked him out and he went to go live with some dumb b*tch that he got to pay his car note and rent. He is a failed rapper, a college dropout, and a DOUCHE! He is now married to one girl, with a 2 month old son, and has another son by another chick. He is 29 years old and still goes to clubs and parties to get barely legal chicks. He still texts, tweets, and begs for me to go visit him. Please publish this so maybe of these dumb b*tches will stop falling for his game! picture is with his “mormon” wife, and other is from when i met him <– afro pic.

He sounds like a sex addict… that is probably why he married a Mormon chick.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik, I dated this guy, biggest player ( i caught him in bed with two other girls while i was dating)… what do you have to say about this douche.

Dude that never happened, posting yourself saying you did doesn’t make you cool.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I keep forgetting to submit the dirt on Unicorn. Did you not know she went to your alma mater, MVHS? She has been with this guy since then. I am not sure if they are boyfriend and girlfriend but she has been stringing him along for a long time. He was on the football team there also. Not quite Sanchez, but he was on the team.

Weird, I hung out with Unicorn one night during christmas break and she never mentioned him.  I like her more now.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I know you’ve been wondering where your whipping boy Matt Leinart has been hiding. Here is he with his current 21 year old USC football cheerleader girlfriend Brooke B*tler. What’s even more cute about her is she thinks he’s loyal to her and that his booty chasing ways are all in his past! So cute! She’s really moving up in the football dating world since dumping her ex Taylor M*ys for Matt. Go Trojans!

I can’t tell if Brooke is fat or not in this picture, but it doesn’t matter.  Matt you need to shut out all girls for a year so you are not weak in the legs.  Your whole life and child support rests on this new season.  Don’t blow it.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Bryn Fe**. This kid is quite possibly Huntington Beach’s biggest tool. He goes around flexing and taking pictures of muscles he doesn’t have. He thinks he’s a model and every picture of him is photoshopped. He mad-dogs everyone and TRIES to be the biggest badass but gets shut down everywhere. Biggest clown I’ve ever seen. Please expose him for the tool he is..

Sounds like he’s trying to cover up the fact that he loves to suck Gregs.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well Nik this girl is by far the sluttiest I have ever seen in Texas, she goes from barracks to barracks looking for guys. So you tell me Nik, Hot? or…..NOT!

Answer: no.  Her stomach eats itself and she has fangs.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik right off the bat, “The Fluctuation” what a great nickname you came up with my friend. Last pics of alexis aka “The Fluctuation” were a little on the boring side figured i’d do some digging and spice things up a bit.

Honestly, I think the Fluctuation might not have a neck and +2’s would be gigantic for her lifestyle.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: hey nik i met this mac force field clown who supposedly does porn down in Hermosa beach one night after her fat a$$ ate my cupcake. We hung out for a while but she got annoying so i had to drop her like Kurt Warner does footballs. Would you stick your greg in her and is she scissor gang mafia?

I don’t even want to know where those poop stabber fingers have been.  Major Fake SGM!- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is the wife of USC’s new head coach. Add some +2’s and would you?

Answer:  No, besides being Orange all the time she has a lot of alien like features (rib cage).  I think she is so overrated, just like her husband.