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September 2, 2014 Surrey, Vancouver 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik you won’t believe how disgusting this so called gentlemen is. His name is dilsher Cheema. This has got to be the biggest excuse for a man of all time. For starters all this chump does is ride around in his escalade that his mom bought. He never even let’s her drive her own car an demands that she give him the keys no matter what. The size of his nose has reached an astronomical level because of all the cocaine he snorts. He sells weed all day but always says that weed is a poor mans drug and cocaine is for rich men like me. Aside from buying cocaine, he also buys pills in which he slips in girls drinks every single party he goes to. I once walked in on him fingering a girl who was passed out in the washroom at a house party. Talk about desperate and unforgiving. Rumor has it that he also has a kid in India from when he had sex with a poor village girl. This chump doesn’t even bother to pay child support and just laughs whenever someone brings up how his child is doing. He got so drunk one night that he admitted that he can’t get enough of drugging girls and getting them pregnant. He actually said that his goal was to drug another girl and get her pregnant. Don’t know If it was the liqour talking or not but I would stay away. Nik put this monster on blast to warn all of the young girls.

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Top Douchebag In Canada

September 1, 2014 The Dirty, Vancouver 35

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m surprised no one has posted Landon Hamilton before. He has slept with over 400 girls, even had a party to celebrate the 200th! Lure girls in with the promise of cash, booze, and gifts. His sexy body helps women over look his true colors. Typical douchebag he never uses uses condoms because its against his code of honor, he probably has **** by now. Women, beware of this douchebag because he loves to get his Greg wet in anything with a hole and he has DRD. He thinks hes a big shot cause he worked on the rigs for a few years and made a little money, which ended with him investing in many failed businesses already because hes got an IQ of 30. He loves hookers and pepsi. He used to date Sarah Hlapcic who’s been on theDirty before, she’s a well known hooker in Calgary, Alberta.

I’m guessing by the spikes those are Red Bottoms.- nik

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Saundra Harper Is Just A Big Windmill

August 29, 2014 The Dirty, Vancouver 133


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Saundra might not admit it, but she’s just a big windmill; she’s a huge fan of this site. I don’t want to talk about how Saundra is just a walking paradox and how she’s not as loyal as she claims, or how she talks about her close friends, like Rebecca who she said lived rent-free and shared a bed with and how she wanted her to leave, or how she can never keep up with all her lies like one day she’s OB’s, I mean Blake’s, sugar baby and then saying how she can’t wait until he tells her he loves her and asks her to move to Florida. And she definitely can be trusted. I mean, who wouldn’t trust someone who snaps pics of their sponsor and talks sh*t about him or sends naked pics of her best friend Rebecca while telling me about the last sponsor she had? I’ll just let these texts speak for themselves and finally clear Saundra’s name. And she knows exactly who this is and has plenty of texts and emails she can post about me. Can’t wait to read them while I sit back with a Budweiser and a cigarette and laugh. Just curious, are you still sleeping with that one guy that would leave Kinder Surprises all over your house for you to find? That was adorable. Deep down she knows I still love her and I hope things work out with this new guy. Give your mom and Moosey a kiss for me, babe. Oh, and here is a tip, just because I love you so much: stop using the word “class”, use elegance instead; we don’t need anymore confused whores telling us they finished high school.

Please submit the texts and naked Rebecca pics for DIRTY ARMY review. Thank you.- nik

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Cisco Executive Surya Panditi Caught Up In Sexual Affair And Money Kickbacks

August 28, 2014 Dirty Business, The Dirty, Vancouver 198


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am shocked and surprised no one posted this salacious story on The Dirty, especially since this gossip has been making the news rounds around Silicon Valley lately.  Cisco Executive Surya Panditi not only had a sexual affair with his former staff Katja Gagen but he is also said to have slept with many young teenage girls (one of the girls he fornicated with was his teen daughter’s best friend) while taking kickback money from venture capitalists and investment bankers. You can read more about his naughty ways and kinky affairs.  This guy Surya Panditi is complete scum. Young girls need to be aware of his predatory ways. This horn-dog sexual freak needs to be put on a leash! Here is a photo of this sex monster and his mistress that lead to his divorce.

Make sure Cisco is not part of your investment portfolio.- nik

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Chris Odi The Pre Teen Stalker

August 28, 2014 Vancouver 131

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this loser is trash. He has been hitting on two of my friends texting them non stop claiming he is rich and that he is going to buy them LV purses and take them on trips. He told my friend that he got rich working on the riggs but everyone says that its a big lie to cover for his pepsi sales business. So we did some investigating and he has a girlfriend. Not to big of a shock but really get a life Chris and hit on girls your own age next time. Gross.

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Skeena Sloot

August 28, 2014 Vancouver 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl right here is a dirty slum prostitute that fcks her landlord for grocery money and cash for her oxy’s, plus she is on disability (wefare) when she is more then capable of working; disowns her own son to her family because she wants no responsibility. Has had many abortions clearly doesn’t want to use any condoms I am positive she has something because you stand 5 feet away from her you can smell fish, Message for you hunny GO TO THE DOCTORS. She goes on every internet site talking smack about everyone but wont say shit to their face only hangs out with guys because they will only listen to her shit since she giving out her p*ssy for free. Goes and pays for people to take pictures of her and claims she is a model. Acts like she is 100% sober but is never she pops pills and drinks all the time. Listen you have a problem go get help, grow up and take responsibility for you child and please stop having sex; getting pregnant then having abortions by the way she claims she is against abortions. Ha Get well sweetie

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How Can Someone Post This Online

August 26, 2014 The Dirty, Vancouver 156

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, how can Rose be proud of an image like this?  Its like some bootleg location and as you can see how fit her booty is.

This is art.- nik

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You Can’t Be All Eyes

August 25, 2014 Vancouver 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Kelly, a fat stuck up bitch from VanCity. She uses men and throws them out like a used tampon but when she looks at you with those amazing eyes that doesn’t seem to matter. She doesn’t take body pictures cause she carries an extra 40 pounds.  You can’t be all eyes girl!!!!

Why does her nose bend like that?- nik

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