Ali Would Be So Much Hotter If She Fixed Her Eyebrows

April 24, 2014 The Dirty, Vancouver 3 78,978 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ali, her friends won’t tell her the truth and let her know she needs to get her eyebrows fixed.  The girl a fox and very attractive but those brows just gotta go, I do believe if she can fix them, she will be a ton hotter.  Fix your eyebrows woman!

Those are strong sperms.- nik

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Wannabe Escort

April 23, 2014 Vancouver 2 9,684 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: This chick is Shaye, she’s a using slut who looks for rich guys, all she does is do coke and talk about being a escort. Her pussy looks like a smashed bag of hamburger. Cute face and great body, that she shares with everyone.

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Basic Parenting

April 23, 2014 Vancouver 12 6,511 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this b*tch lies thinks shes better then any women she comes across. Convos with her feels like your chatting with a child/high school geek. She started smoking m*th to be cool with her dead beat baby daddy. She shacked out her small apartment. Ignoring her baby. Hot boxing the poor baby. Letting any jibb head hang out so she can keep high. And look at herself in a mirror and take pics of herself all day. Alllowing drug users to handle her baby. She sends all her naked pics to all the men in her contacts list. She thinks shes a good person. She lies whores around and the dumbest person in the okanagan. Smokes metth and tells other ppeople they are this and that. When she does the same damn shit if not worst. Blasted

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How Hot Would Karina Be In Hollywood

April 22, 2014 The Dirty, Vancouver 100 110,549 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Karina, she has been posted several times before.  For some reason a lot of girls hate on her and that is because she is one of VanDirty’s hottest girls.  She has the prettiest eases and her amazing +2′s fit her perfect.  Now she is considered a 9 or higher her in VanDirty, but I wanted to ask you what she would be in Hollywood if she came out there.

She is a solid 6.8762812. Her minimal chin enlarges her nose. Makes her look too Canadian for California standards.- nik

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Tucker Gosselin

April 22, 2014 Vancouver 14 7,377 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this 43 year old washed up tattoo artist goes around praying on young girls. He will act like the perfect kind caring guy to win you over but once he has you he will suck you dry he will use you as free daycare for his kid and freeload off you till you have nothing left meanwhile he cheats on every girl he has been with hes looking for a gravy train and instant mommy to his son beware ladys dont fall for his dirty tricks or youll het unneeded drama with a free side of the dose.

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Class act Stripper

April 22, 2014 Vancouver 38 8,303 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik whats up, this is another proud stripper “XTINA minx” Who thinks what she does for a living is something exceptional! Beyond the understanding of a normal woman who actually respects themselves and their body, strippers in Canada flaunt this occupation with passion. I agree it takes a lot of guts to get naked for a crowd of strangers but again so does walking the streets at night looking for your next trick. Enjoy the blast Xtina maybe it will increase biz .

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Amber Is Using Lance

April 19, 2014 The Dirty, Vancouver 235 93,722 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you need to put this fatass on blast… AGAIN!!!!! I was seeing this guy for a minute but it ended bcuz he told me he wasn’t looking for a relationship. Shortly after he started dating his now bimbo skank GF Amber!!!!! You’are telling me you not wanting a GF yet you settled down with a fake, plastic, luxury-whore, white whore like Amber?!?!? Don’t even get me goin bout this chick!!!!! All she does is get plastic surgery and put on makeup!!!!! Shes filled with botox, and has fake everything!!!!! Fake nails, fake eyelashes, fake tan and all you can see is her nasty implants and duck lips!!!!! Amber jus uses Lance like a white ho would do!!!!!

Guys with tribal tattoos just want sex and love to cheat.  It makes them feel more tribal.- nik

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Rebels And Rogues Vanity Parlour Scammed Me

April 18, 2014 The Dirty, Vancouver 177 99,755 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been going to the same hair girl for about 2 years now, but she just moved away so I was forced to find another hair girl asap. I found out about Rebels and Rogues from just a google search, so I made a consult apt with the owner, Liz Pederson. We established a plan for my hair and a price that amounted to $150 for the coloring, and cut (basic overall color and about 3 inches cut off) nothing too difficult. I usually paid less but I liked Liz’s approach and was willing to pay that amount. So the next day I go in and she’s already late. I had to stand outside the shop for 25 minutes just because she was on her way. I didn’t make a big deal about it. Liz cut my hair and colored it in about 2 hours. She insisted some photos to take on her instagram account and I told her that was fine. When I went to pay, she totaled the amount to $265 (not including tax or tip) and I was obviously thrown off. I told her that I had made the consultation apt for that reason only, (to see a price) and that I was only able to pay the $150 especially since nothing had changed during the cut or coloring to have it amount to more. She told me that the consultation was an ESTIMATE, and was very rude. What kind of estimate is that? Over $100 more, for what? Your time?! I’ve gotten extentions and highlights before and it hasn’t even cost that much. Anyways, bottom line is Rebels and Rogues is not the place to go unless your willing to pay way more than you anticipated. SCAM!

What a VanDirty move.- nik

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