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Had It Coming

November 21, 2014 Vancouver 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Wel where to start……well i guess it goes back to 2007 when this girl came into my life through family members. I thought she was sweet girl until she ended up pregnant very early in a relationship to someone I was associated with. Whatever, no big deal life goes on. Sorry forgot to mention they met at a Women’s Shelter, I have nothing wrong with such facilities they are there for women in need. But not in this case, she lied and said that her step father molested so she could cheat the system. They get on and she gets more pregnant, well she felt that she wasn’t getting enough attention from her baby daddy so what does she do?? Pretends that she got in a car accident and the baby is dead. Shortly, after baby came my associate got fed up and left her and baby. Well, 5 years pass my associate and this broad met up again other one. Long story short she is preggers again. Big surprise right. Well whatever, as long as I don’t have to really socialize with her things are fine. Until I end up pregnant …….. with twins ……. boys ….. and she was having a girl (concerned the little one would steal all the attention) she wasn’t happy. I unfortunately, go into labor verry early. I’m in the hospital trying to save my babies lives. She can\’t handle the attention on me, she lies and says her water broke and tries to induce labor at 35 week gestation. She check in to the room across to me even. Like are you serious?!? Acting a fool! Anyways have more to say no space

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Too Much

November 18, 2014 The Dirty, Vancouver 123

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this girl used to be one of my sugar babies but after she did this to her lips… I had to cut her off.  I do miss her all the time, but I couldn’t be seen in public with her lips looking like Jay-Z’s, do you think I jumped the gun?

I HATE FAT UPPER LIPS. Such a turn off.- nik

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Sophia Lodato’s Mother Could Care Less

November 18, 2014 The Dirty, Vancouver 61


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, her name is Sophia Lodato she just turned 17 years old as of October 1st. She’s been internet famous since 13 and lying about her age ever since. I am a close family friend who is just sick of the actions of these “little girls” and their mothers who allow these actions. Her and her friend Sewin, who has already made it to your site both escort at a very young age. I just think it’s the right thing to do by exposing them for who they really are before someone catches a charge for having sexual relations with an underage child. Don’t be fooled she does have a fake ID which her mother knows very well about but does nothing at all because she was once just like her daughter. I guess the saying is right, like mother like daughter. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Another thing guys don’t be fooled by her internet pictures, yes she does have an ass but it is nothing like her pictures, all her booty pics get edit by her trustie plastic surgery app. Available for any smart phone. This is disgusting and degraceful.

I’m guessing that is not a Halloween outfit.- nik

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Tyson Sykes

November 18, 2014 Vancouver 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Tyson Sykes he enjoys getting hammered and paying escorts for sex even though he had a girlfriend at the time. Hes beyond dirty and thinks he’s the boss because he sells weed and also works so he’s convinced every girl wants him. Yeah I don’t! I feel bad because he did have a shitty childhood but that’s no reason to cheat and become a goof. Girls be warned he has a hell of a lot of issues that he’s not willing to fix or even admit he has.

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Vancity Garden Gnome

November 17, 2014 Vancouver 86

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Patrick M*te aka Romeo Versace aka The Garden Gnome. This coked out loser claims to be Italian, but I did some research and he’s actually an Arab! Fake as they come! This stumpy bald goof has to sell coke and give girls drugs just to get laid. He is a woman beater and stalker too. You can catch this midget lurking around clubs downtown or on Commercial Drive, looking for blacked out girls to prey upon. He belongs on the site and I am surprised he is not already! Stop telling everyone you are Italian… You’ve been exposed!

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Beware Of Nicole Harris

November 17, 2014 Vancouver 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Nicole H. She is a dirty cheating woman. She goes out partying every night, and doesn’t come back until morning. She cheats with any man that gives her any smile at all, doesn’t care that she’s got a loving BF, all she cares about is sex, weed, and booze. Who knows what she’s got. Watch out for her on the streets of Vancouver. Beware!

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Keith Mack

November 17, 2014 Vancouver 23

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet my ex Keith. Dating him was one of the worst choices of my life and I was hurt down there for months from his so-called “exceptional” finger blasting because his nails were grimy and rarely clipped. I also discovered he left me because he was cheating on his then-pregnant ex that he had to go back and promised to raise their son as well as getting engaged. However, after a couple of months of trying to raise his son, he broke his promise because he is broke, promiscuous and most importantly, physically and verbally abusive to whoever he dates. He also has a tendency to try getting back in touch with his exes while dating someone else. To all guys and girls, please never ever approach him. You have been warned

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Why Do Sugar Babies Hide Their Sugar Daddies

November 16, 2014 The Dirty, Vancouver 739

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, wanted to post this gem… here is a very popular girl who claims she doesn’t date men for money… well check out her man, I’m sure she is with him for his looks… LOL!!!

Finally a GoPro in the shot.- nik

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