Friday 24th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Is She Hot or Not

May 24, 2013 Vancouver 1 6,993 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Everybody knows SHE thinks so, but do you?

That would be a big ‘negative’- nik



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Steer Clear Of This Cheater

May 24, 2013 Las Vegas, Vancouver 2 6,140 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Niik this is Nicole. 2 days ago I saw my boyfriend’s phone and I saw her number and conversations. She slept with my man of almost 4 yrs in Las Vegas. I got her number and asked her about it , she tells me I need to find someone that I can trust and that she indeed did sleep with my man. She had no regrets about it at all. I called her, no answer. As of this morning , she stopped replying to my text. Her area code is 604. After looking it up, that’s in Vancouver. Guys, if you like a slut , this one’s a go. Ladies , your man knows her, stay away or she’ll sleep with him just like she did with mine

At least she was honest.  I hope your not still with ‘your man’.- nik



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GCBx Works Better Than I Even Thought

May 23, 2013 Cellan, GCBx, The Dirty, Vancouver 0 86,151 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as you can you see in my before picture I had a good body, but was just slacking with the ITG and started forming a muffin top, got up to 135 pounds.  I started working out but all the sudden hit a major wall at 125 and couldn’t lose any more weight with just diet and exercise.  I added GCBx 7 weeks ago and cannot believe the freaking results.  Down to 111 and I just took this picture this morning and realized not only is my muffin top almost gone but I have started developing a legit ITG, I was so excited about it,  I barely realized that I had lost 14 pounds… .  Didn’t see that coming at all.  So I wanted to ask you what you think about my ITG?

It’s only 2 fingers. I want 4 fingers. Don’t stop fighting! The Green Coffee Bean Gods are with you.- nik

Click here to get your GCBx

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**Ladies please send me before and hot after pictures so I can share with everyone. And detail your results**



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Raunchy Rachel

May 23, 2013 Vancouver 4 6,423 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Rachel Majeau. Shes gotta be the ugliest little whore out there. Shes a complete mess, cheats on every guys shes with, lied about getting raped and got someone stabbed and her friend sent to jail. Shes a goofy little whore suck and greg for drugs. She even had the nerve to fck guys in her boyfriends bed. Shes the cheapiest piece of ass you can find, let you throw it in her for a fcking cigarette. Cheap usual means dirty though remember!! and she is!! If youve touched her GET CHECKED!! In case you cant tell by her nasty face that she clearly never showers, the smell should do it. Shes a winy little cnt who uses everyone and everything to get ahead in life. Grow the fuck up skank!! This slut is spiraling outa control!! Nik, please tell this bitch to put the breaks on the hoe train!

So that’s where her parents liquor cabinets going…- nik



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Oakridge Robberies

May 22, 2013 Vancouver 5 8,494 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is the guy responsible for the oakridge & metrotown apple store robberies! this fcking troll is none other than Josh Mikkelson. he’s locked up right now but in the event that he gets out avoid his ugly ass like the plague. (you might catch something). he thinks he’s a hardass east van kid but he is really just a fag from sperling-burnaby lake. he doesnt care who he’s with, he will sleep with any rotten pssy  thrown his way. not only does he accept swamp pussies, he also chases them. evidence of this is when he was with me he slept with SHELBY  LINDBERG, ASHLEY MENDIOLA, some fat chug named CARA and satan knows who else. he will tell you & everyone hes cheating on that you’re the prettiest girl he’s ever seen & that you’re the best he’s ever had. his equally ugly & creepy scumbag friends TENO MARTINEZ, SAM MASON, and SHELDON LINDBERG will encourage him to abuse you & cheat on you with whatever is laying around at the moment. not only is he a coke & m junkie, he drinks like a chug when he is actually a wetback. he is a pathological liar & will lie about ANYTHING & EVERYTHING. he doesn’t care if girls are only 13 or 14 or just ugly as sin, this 18 year old rapist will still hook up with them. he has a long history of cheating & forcing himself on people, even other guys. i just opened my sexual assault file on him yesterday! he emotionally, verbally, and sexually abused me for almost a year! he takes pride in the fact that he will sleep with any gremlin looking bitch & that he has the dirtiest, wartiest cock in all of the GVA. the most rich part is that if he didn’t have his E dealing ‘friends’ around, he would still be resorting to FB to find bitches. oh wait, he still does. LOL. he uses his fat riddled ‘best friend’ teno for alcohol & drugs he doesn’t have his own connections for. even though he is borderline autistic due to his nonverbal communicative disorder, he is an expert manipulator. he will get anything he wants through crocodile tears and lies. he may come across as exceptionally retarded, but don’t buy it for a second! no matter how stupid you think he is, he will ruin you. (with the help of his junkie friends). i was a virgin before i was with him & i regret EVERYTHING. especially first meeting him! that’s where my life went downhill, no joke!! nik, make the shit you say about everyone else sound like compliments!

Nice pepper spray tough guy.- nik



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Vandirty Scumbag

May 22, 2013 Vancouver 3 9,270 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: This right here is just another dirty loser from vancouver. He goes by “Mike fatil” and is the dirtiest scumbag out there, This guy thinks he is the hottest guy around selling drugs, robbing people and pimping out 2 cent h***ers. He sits at Metrotown mcdonalds and tries to pick up girls with his midget friend and cheats on his girlfriend when ever he gets the chance. This guy even tried screwing a girl while his girlfriend was at a bus stop waitting for him. He says that he has so much money but cant even pay to get a phone and steals from his own friends. Girls watch out for him he lies and says anything to get into a girls pants and even drugs them. He is a broke loser and will spend money he got from his girlfriend to take out other girls to eat while shes at home, He even had a 3 some with another guy and a drunk girl from commercial broadway that he got drds from 5 months ago. He was friends with a person i know and all he talks about is how “balling” he is apparently. I used to be friends with his girl but she just turned into another typical vandirty bitch W**** that thinks shes untachable because of her boyfriend when really he beats and cheats on her so much and she takes it and still doesnt leave him and pretends to be clueless to what he is doing, hopefully if she see’s this maybe she might smarten up. She even attacked my friend because she was talking to him. Shes a crazy ugly physcopath that should not be in society and needs to stop threatening people its not their fault your boyfriend goes out and f**** hookers and then comes home to f*** you. Both of these losers need help -NIK put this guy on blast

I wonder how long it takes him to point his side burns.- nik



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