THE DIRTY ARMY: Ross Dauk thinks hes a comedian. But rly were just laughing at how pathetic he is. He always has props becuz his stuff is so weak. Maybe hes trying to be the next DemetriMartin or sumthin but its not working. His jokes fall flat as he pretends the ladies are in luv with him. No self respecting woman would bother with this loser. Ive never seen him with a girl so maybe no self respecting man would either. I dont care if hes gay thats totally fine and all but who would be interested in this goon? Hes not bad looking just an idiot all round. I kno he asked the friend of a friend for this amazing (beautiful sexy smart everything) girls number and I just thought hows he gonna explain it when he calls her. And he fucked it up for any of us normal dudes who might wanna legit ask her out becuz now were gonna be those dopes who know this tard.i never heard or seen them go out so obvs she turned down his creepy ass. Its hilarious for others in the biz when he says he wants to do more, like act. Act? U cant even tell ur own material well… how u gonna work with someone else? Thats just my opinion tho. Maybe u guys see sumthin else when hes at it. Sprry images kinda suck but thats all the stuff he has publicly available online that actually looks like him and isnt photoshopped tons.