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Here Comes The Paynter

December 18, 2014 Vancouver 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik and the city of Vancouver, meet Dylan Paynter, who will choke you and force you to call him Dylan Girardo as this happened to me while working with him at the Metropolitan Hotel. He may be a chubby-chasing c*nt at a first glance because he is a full-on chubby-chasing c*nt. At his mid-30′s, he desperately seeks for young girls to be his girlfriend and dumps them after he finds them too mature for his tastes. As a pathological liar, he calls himself an executive chef of various restaurants and failed to name menu items in front of his own staff. Experience? He has experience getting fired as a low-level chef at any restaurant you can name of and has work skills such as sexual harassing and violently backhanding other employees in the face with metallic kitchen utensils. He would use those harmful acts as a way to put himself in a good mood because he rather do something better than “needing release” from both men and women. I hope this goof is blacklisted from being employed because people who worked with him are tired of his crap as well as unwanted calls and texts from him. Engage full blast, Nik?

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Get Real – You Lost The Fight

December 18, 2014 Vancouver 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this boy can talk, talk about his life, talk about his fights. He trains for MMA, yeah we get that. And after years of fight cancellations he actually competes. He celebrates like a king, like he has won. But did he?

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Psycho Cross Dresser

December 18, 2014 Vancouver 0


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how creepy is this?

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Chantelle is OkCupid Durty

December 18, 2014 Vancouver 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: thought id spread the wealth and introduce everyone to, Chantelle. This dirty asian i met on okcupid is vancity sloot. at first when we met up, she was all shy and timid, but as soon as i flashed a wad of 50s, she dropped her pants and we’ve been at it like jack-rabbits. i would say that at this point, were just fck buddies. not a lot going on upstairs if you know what i mean, having a conversation with her is like talking to a brick wall. but i digress, the sex, amaaaaaazing. so i figure, why not share the wealth. Right, NIk?

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Its Noodle Time

December 18, 2014 Vancouver 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being the worst) Nik, what do you rate this before and after photo?

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**UPDATE: I’m So Sick Of Seth Rogen — ‘The Interview’ Is Dead

December 17, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty, Vancouver 89


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Seth Rogen and his bottom James Franco will try their hardest for any attention. It’s way too much and people are over these two douchebags.  So now their new movie has pissed off so many people that Sony is getting hacked, and now a lot of theaters aren’t even going to show this movie because there is a fear of a terrorist act of happening.  What are your thoughts on this?

Who cares. Seth loves all this because he is Canadian.- nik

**Update via TMZ:

Sony just released a statement, saying, “In light of the decision by the majority “The Interview,” we have decided not to move forward with the planned December 25 theatrical release.”

The statement goes on, saying, “We are deeply saddened at this brazen effort to suppress the distribution of a movie, and in the process do damage to our company, our employees, and the American public.”

The execs are underscoring the distinction between pulling the film because of the distributors rather than out of fear, saying, “We stand by our filmmakers and their right to free expression and are extremely disappointed by this outcome.”

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Zandrina Hanuse

December 17, 2014 Vancouver 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik once again it is time to put this sloot on blast. this girl is so in love with herself it is not even right. she shows way to much skin. she feels her saggy boobs are hawt and them duck lips need to really go. she brags she was modeling in a few pics but really this was a photo shoot that was paid for by the other chug in the pictures with her. her pic i am posting of her smile is fake just like her. this hoodrat needs to grow up and act like a mother and not a gapped out old hooker. pretty sad her own family wants nothing to do with her. she wears he welcome out fast with so many people. she is also fake as her name Zandrina Hanuse. get a job Zandralook after that kid of yours and put your time into your child and not you. sweetheart you are not all that and trust me no one wants to be like you. saggy boobs and duck lips and dressing like a washed out stripper is very un lady like. you wonder why people can not stand you lol look how you treat them.

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William Strickland is a psychopath

December 17, 2014 Vancouver 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: you probably hold the record for your age group being posted the most times on here before and I wonder why lol bI’ve never posted on here before or replied. I’m actually a non judge mental person so this really says what he is. He’s a wannabe cop buying and selling cop cars while still trolling 13-16 year olds still as we all know. This guys actually THE WORST / WIERDEST human being on the island. Never encountered a guy that’s more freaking nuts / out of it in the head. Like seriously, something has been disconnected up there for a long time. I mean the whole town hates you for a GOOD reason & he still loves attention. The guys pushing 50 if not already 50 and he actually loves drama with 14 – 29 year olds! Clearly there’s some SERIOUS youth problems. Lack of parenting. Drug / alcohol problems or all combined plus who knows what. This guys FREAKY WEIRD. EVERYONE BEWARE! Don’t know HOW he isn’t in jail yet!!?!???? He stocks & creeps both men and women. He has zero life hobbies friends etc. But in his own head he actually thinks he’s big & important. Far from!!! He’s a 100% DEAD BEAT low life scum of the earth

Also See: William Strickland is a loser

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