THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik, this awful looking creature isn’t getting the point. I would say that 75 % of girls who get posted on here have had a reality check and realized it was time to stop acting and dressing like such damn wh*res. This girl just doesn’t seem to get the point.  She dresses like a low end underpaid escort, Models for free, and has a completely copied bikini line.  She is a compulsive liar, and lies about everything you could think of. I HAVE NEVER MET A BIGGER ATTENTION WH*RE THAN NICOLE. I know she has been on here before, but seriously its time to get your sh*t together Nicole.  Nik, see how she tries to show off her fake louboutin shoes, and her fake fur. Pleaseeee stop! and if your going to put make up on thats 6 shades darker than your face, you might as well do your chest and disgusting t*ts too.. just look at these pictures her face is way darker than her body! ugh, Please help this girl nik.

Some girls don’t want to be saved. Without attention they cannot survive.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girls name is ‘Carissa Marie Carmichael’ she is an attention wh*re via facebook. Always talks about smokin’ her greens, going partying, any new status update every hour. Not to mention, how insecure she is that she pays people to take pictures of herself half naked, or mostly naked, photoshop the hell out of them so they look halfway decent and post them on facebook. Acting as if agencies wanted HER to be signed to them. I don’t personally have anything against this girl, I just feel sorry and pitty her, I mean she’s dragging in the wrong kind of attention, and actually LIKES it.

Most definitely is not, she got tricked into taking her clothes off.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy has haunted me since I was a little kid when he broke into my families house and robbed us. I’d like to know if people like this ever feel bad for what they have done. His name is Adam West and this is a true story. Him and his friends actually bragged about this but I could never tell my family or the police.

At least you didn’t sleep with him or you’d have a lifetime of pain.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Kid Carson. A dbag host on the beat 94.5. Where do I even begin with this tool. I’ve listened to his radio show once in a while on my way to work and he manages to up his doucheness to a new level every time. Dating back two years ago he bad mouthed his supposed “brother” and best friend benny the butler for telling the truth and calling him a wh*re. Kid Carson is a wh*re that does sleep with a new women every night, or he did. Now however hes a changed man. All he talks about is his girlfriend that has a six year old kid. He manages to mention it every hour, is someone in the closet maybe? He also defended the pride of wearing affliction shirts in nightclubs. He even admitted on air that he had a profile on plentyoffish and cried about his ex girlfriend like the tool he is way back. Put this guy on blast, he proves what a joke vancouver is since many tune into his show.

I bet he’ll cry on radio about this post.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this has got to be the biggest B*TCH of all! This c*nt works @ Woodys pub in Coquitlam and can’t even be nice just one time? Her time of the month is everyday if you talk to her. She says that people who don’t leave tips should die in pain? That’s so nice. Her name is gold digger and let me tell you something her boyfriend is banging her so called friend behind her back and she doesn’t even know about it! I sure hope she gets what’s coming to her one day. Its people like this that makes my glad that the DIRTY.com is here and whit out this info that we get, where would we be? Thanks King Nik!

Mac disaster for life.  Is she aware she powders herself into a rooster.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this song is just horrible but it’s definitely the song for all those Porta Potties out there! I am so stoked to see them all this summer drunk prancing to this like it’s their job (oh wait). Don’t be shy girls, come out come out wherever you are!

Amber Rose should never open her mouth unless it’s in the bedroom. I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I need the help of the Dirty Army. My very good friend was involved in a serious accident on Saturday morning around 3am. She was driving home from work when an SUV ran a red light and T-boned her car (passenger side) and pushed her car onto the light rail tracks on the intersection of 16th St and Jefferson. He got out of car and RAN ON FOOT. The f*cking coward ran, Nik. Thank God there were bystanders who saw it all happen and pulled my friend out of the car, which is totaled. Her car is in such bad shape, the men who helped her had to pry off the driver side door and carry her to the curb because she was too hysterical and in so much pain she couldn’t move. Anyway, I want this coward found. His name is Jaime Torres (pronounced Hi-Me). He was driving his girlfriend’s car, I can’t remember her name. He does not have a valid driver’s license and he may be an illegal immigrant. I’m so beyond pissed that this coward did not stay and face this situation like a man. My friend did not deserve this. She is one of the smartest, humble, most beautiful girls that I know and I am proud to call her my sister. She’s a perfect driver and this is in no way her fault. DIRTY ARMY FIND JAMIE TORRES!! Help the police track this coward down and send him back over the border. Please spread this around Nik, my friend deserves justice. I don’t have any more information about Jamie Torres, I’m just hoping someone knows him or also witnessed this accident and can help police track him down. Thanks Nik.

What’s the girlfriends name? She will lead you to the promise land (love is pain).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I met the girl on the right, Tina Aslanyan, at Cactus Yaletown a couple weeks ago. I left her a good tip and she was very insistent that I come back the next day during her lunch shift. So I’ve been in now several times while she was working, and then on my last visit I got a shocking proposal. Before leaving she asked for my number saying that she’d drop me a txt if she was heading out on the weekend. About an hour later I get a text with this picture, letting me know that her and her friend on the left were needing to pay some bills and was wondering if I could help. I was like what do you mean. She text back “I’ll come over for a few hours and we can do whatever you want, would ask you donate $500 for my time. Could bring my friend too for $1000…we have hot fun together and I guarantee you’ll have fun too.” I haven’t done anything yet. What do you think Nik? Should I give it a go. With one or both? I almost feel like this could be a trap of some sort. I’ll do whatever you decide.

Neither, you could find much better talent for that kinda money.  If your geared on doing it I’d at least insist on them both for 500, don’t let her whip you around in this situation or you’ll walk outta it with only a hand job.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is for her….Nicole, You need to stop the cke and drugs and look after her child you leave at home. She has smoked Crck because the cke was not doing it anymore. She only dates hindus because they dont have standards and are not imbarassed to be seen with this slut who has slept with 84 men that she has admited to me but who knows because she use to hook for cash and drugs. I know that because I was her friend until I realized how embarrassing she is and how much of a wh*re she is. She gets so high and does not remember if the guy wore a condom and I went with her to get tested two times. She wears so much makeup to hide her crck head face. “Nicole Vikki Vida” on facebook if you want to find her she is 100% WHITE and Trailor Trash. Sorry I had to share this Nicole but the truth hurts and you need to change to set a good example for your daughter. Nicole leave Vancouver if you ever want to find a Man and stop being a slut because nobody will date you here.

Her heads cone shaped, no horse would add to their head with unnecessary buns.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this nasty Nanaimo trash h*e sleeps with a different guy every time she goes clubbing and brags about how many men she sleeps with. She’s short and fat with her lip rings that make it look like she has DRD. She is the definition of trash. Sleeps with her boyfriends best friends. Breaks up with her boyfriends to sleep with other guys then gets back with her boyfriends. She’s a nasty slob!

You know what they say about people who look like they have drd…they have drd.- nik