Tuesday 21st May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Cheater From Maple Ridge

May 16, 2013 Maple Ridge, Vancouver 1 8,900 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I met this guy, Adrien Scheer, through some friends for work. He was always hitting on all the girls around him… which I thought was just his personality. But he seemed to pay a bit more attention to me. He kept it up for a while and I ended up hooking up with him after he got me really really wasted. Big mistake. I find out later he’s got a wife or gf he lives with who just had his twin babies. Turns out he’s slept with half the town cheating on this girl… thinks he’s so smooth and no one finds out. He’s even slept with some of his buddies wives and gf’s!!
Goes on “work” trips without her and hooks up while there too. Apparently his wife has suspected something for a while, but he’s good at convincing people to do what he wants and makes her feel like she’s worthless. Wish I had known all this before hand!! Well here you go…. hope your wife see’s this asshole !! Try doing less pepsi!!

Who woulda ever expected this from A DJ…- nik



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Abby Slore

May 16, 2013 Abbotsford, Vancouver 24 5,501 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please put this b*tch on blast. I thought I was the happies until I fount out this SKANK is sending naked “modeling” pictures to all the boys in abby. She calls herself a model but is a grasy bus loop wh*ore. FYI anyone f*cking this bitch be aware she has alread had all of abby’s dick in her. You’re disgusting so pleaes for the sake of all th pretty girls out there STOP with the pics. You look like you constipated in the pics lol …. no one wants to see your beesting tits either

That’s an ill advised nude.  Its by far her worst picture.- nik



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How Did He/She Get A Reality Show On E!

May 16, 2013 Vancouver 16 6,544 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, what do you think of Jenna. She scored her own reality TV show on E which will be about her travelling and working modelling gigs.  I wonder how everyone else feels about a transgender model. It’s not natural and is an insult to real women everywhere.  And it amazes me you don’t have your own reality show and all these random f*cks get one and then get cancelled 3 episodes into it.

Transgender is the hot topic right now.- nik



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Krystine The Dream

May 16, 2013 Vancouver 4 5,707 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: well nik this here is KRYSTINE KELSALL also known as willslapaho kourtney well this chick has 10 boyfriends at once gets them to live her in house after only knowning them for 1 day. she has 2 kids and her baby daddy is a c*kehead just like her. she leaves with kids with her mom all the time so she can go party an get more drds nik this girl deserves to be put on blast for always talkin mad shit about everyone and everything cant keep her fat mouth closed or her fat legs **WARNING TO EVERYONE STAY AWAY FROM THIS WALKING drd KRYSTINE KELSALL**



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Michael Robatzek

May 15, 2013 Vancouver 32 10,075 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK THIS IS THE FAMOUS MICHAEL ROBAZTEK …. THIS GUY WAS A HELLS ANGEL MEMBER FOR YEARS THEN BOOTED FROM THE CLUB FOR STEALING ALL HIS “BROTHERS” CASH , YES MILLIONS…. AND THERE WOMEN HE FCKED ALL THERE WIFES AND GFS….THIS GUY SLEEPS WITH 17 YEAR OLDS AND THEN PIMPS THEM OUT TO WHITE ROCK DRUG ADDICTS … THIS CLOWN LOOSES HIS MANSION AND MONSTER TRUCK AND HIDES OUT IN THE NICE FAMILY AREA OF KITS IN VANCOUVER SO HE CANT GET SHOT …LOOSER EH … HE STILL GOES DOWN TOWN WITH HIS HOMO BUTT BUDDY BIG RON LOCKBALM … YES GOOGLE HIM HE IS THE 7 FT TALL RETARD THAT RATTED ON EVERY ONE THAT GOT LOCKED UP IN THE SEATTLE/BC WEED RING… HEY RON WHEN WILL YOU GET EXTRADITED … RAT!!! YOU AND MICHAEL BOTH RAT THEIFS…. MICHAEL GAVE ME HERPIES WHEN I WAS 18 … I AM 23 NOW… TOLD ME IF I DIDNT FUCK HIM HE WOULD LET HIS BUDDYS RUN A TRAIN ON ME… AND THIS LOOSER HAVE LIKE 6 KIDS….. NICK PUT THIS EX GANGSTER PEDIFLE ON BLAST HE IS STILL GOIN AFTER LITTLE GIRLS HEAR IS THE PROOF….

He was the driver.  For their prom…I decided.- nik



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VanDirty’s Bugatti Ryda And Red Rarri

May 15, 2013 The Dirty, Vancouver 148 83,353 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Bugatti Ryda and Red Rarri think that they are so macho and they think they run Vancouver because theyre now working with G Unit, Black Wall Street, and artists such as Tony Yayo, Kidd Kidd, Lloyd Banks and Compton Menace. I saw Bugatti Ryda driving an all white Range Rover in downtown Vancouver last weekend with Red Rarri sitting in the passenger seat acting like a total idiot. There were also two absolutely fake bimbos in the back seat that looked like pornostars if anything, and all I basically saw was Red Rarri throwing 10 dollar bills out of the car on Granville Street. These two guys have a two word vocabulary, and they only know how to say “Swag” and “cool” and dont really give a sh*t about anyone but themselves. Hmmm, all Bugatti Ryda keeps saying is “Swag” Album releasing June 1st “I Am The Bo$$”. I can only imagine that these two idiots are just gonna get bigger ego’s as time goes by.

Swag is the only thing these guys should be saying.  For those who don’t know, Swag was a word used in the early 1960′s amongst gay males.  Swag is short for “Secretly We Are Gay”- nik



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