Balding Douchebag

September 12, 2014 Vancouver 60

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Meet Blake Croxwall. He is a hardcore gangster who has lost every hair on his head and wears a hat 24/7 because he cant afford a hairtransplant. He gets young girls drunk and takes advantage of them. He is broke, hairless, and cant get a woman unless she is pissing her pants wasted.. He has this thing with his boys called a jerking off competition where they all jerk off together and help eachother out. Its nasty and so is he. He’s spreading DRD throughout the lower mainland.. Warning, this guy is an abusive pig! I also heard hes an informant for the VPD

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Drake vs. Lil Wayne Concert Tour

September 11, 2014 Aurora, Bellevue, Boulder, BYU, Colorado, Colorado Springs, Colorado State, Denver, Oregon, Oregon State, Portland, Provo, Seattle, Tacoma, The Dirty, Vancouver, Washington, Washington State 17


The joint headlining tour marks the first time the two artists have toured together. Get your ticket now!

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Poco Sloot

September 10, 2014 Vancouver 34



THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this ugly looking cow is Rebecca Castellanos, AKA the udercover slut willing to fck 40 year old men and exposes herself on tumblr. SHE goes by the name highlibidoo. This girl has nudes posted up all over tumblr, masturbation videos, butt play, shes even selling her snap chat for $20 so she “can move out cuz shes poor” and live her dream as a cam girl LMFAO. she goes about her day pretending she knows nothing of this and none of it is real. shes just a cow with a lisp who likes to talk mad shit but yet cant say anything or runs away if put on the spot. and about th 40 year old, well lets just say she WOULD DO IT AGAIN. so tel me nick would you?

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How Can You Not Find This Hot

September 9, 2014 The Dirty, Vancouver 228


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, all you skinny gays keep talking sh*t about us strong and fit girls.  It seems like if you aren’t fat like Kate Upton these days, you aren’t considered hot.  Well look at my girl, tell me you couldn’t see yourself behind her?  So sexy, those arms are just chiseled to perfection.

I think I’m going to throw up.- nik

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Anthony Perez

September 9, 2014 Richmond-BC, Vancouver 53

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, This is Anthony Perez, Ive about had it with this kid hurting my best friend, He needs to be stopped now! He was in a relationship with my friend for 4 years, and hes done nothing but cheat hit and lie to her, Did I mention shes wayyy way wayyy out of his lead, he has no idea what he had. Shes the most beautiful amzing young women Ive ever met. He flirts and hits on girls over the internet and trys to pick up randoms using google and facebook! Like hello have u seen your girlfriend!!!hes a fuckin loser, Ive never been so mad and disgusted in my life, Kiana u need to leave this guy and move on! hes gonna do nothing but drag you down and hurt you, and honestly hes nothing special look at him. Watch out ladies stay away from this one. Not like youd hit it anyways hes ugly as fuck.

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Clubrat Hayden

September 8, 2014 Kelowna, Vancouver 40

THE DIRTY ARMY: #ClubLevel #Kids #DRAMA #LMFAO #LadiesOfLevel #HSkids # Haters #Jealousy #HorribleFigures #KeepHatin (you won’t bother me  Your bc left you and your dad don’t want to deal w ur BS drama. Cnt needs a good ass beatin to shrink that head bc she is a nobody and has a horrible figure to be walkin around in bra and boy shorts.. REALITY CHECK you DON’T look as good as you think you do plus being a bitch won’t get you anywhere. Level turning into OTR bc of the teenagers.. They lost all the good old school crew it’s not the same anymore.

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Ghetto DJ ‘Lady Remix’

September 5, 2014 Vancouver 20

THE DIRTY ARMY: HI NIK! So we have someone in Vancouver that needs a little bit of attention ) this gorgeous trailer park dime DJs at a bar in a strip mall out in Orchards. She also works quarter time at Wendy’s. I guess her DJing career doesn’t fully support the life of glamour she lives- staying in her parents house and sleeping till 2 pm everyday and neglecting the fact that she has a son. She is nasty. She sleeps around with so many guys, it scares me to think of how many drds are piling up inside of her loose vagina. She thinks she is hot shit and the next famous DJ-honey, you’re almost thirty and you have made it no where. She has jacked up teeth, a 10-finger forehead and some Casper white ass skin. She always smells like BO (if you know her, you know what I’m talking about!). It’s so bad someone once bought her a 3-pack of deodorant as a gag Christmas gift hoping she would get the hint. I can tell you, she did not get the message!! Still stankin up every ghetto bar in the ‘couve. I know some of the guys she has messed with in her life and I feel sorry for them. She uses men until they have no more to give and moves on to the next victim. Sad thing is, she has a son she could give two shits about. It’s only about her and her partying. She loves drinking and doing drugs. Maybe she should try some harder drugs so she would lose some of that extra baggage I have seen on her lately. If you meet this bitch, steer clear. She is a nasty slutt who will steal all of your money and leave you with a few lingering surprises! Hopefully no A**S yet… But better to be safe than sorry! Rock on Lady Remix!

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Leave Saundra Harper Alone

September 4, 2014 The Dirty, Vancouver 247

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, all you weirdo scumbags need to leave Saundra alone. It’s not her fault being promiscuous, riddled with DRDs, unfaithful, and a whore is hereditary in her family. She’s one of the most honest people I know; it’s not her fault her brain is filled with so much c*m and coke and she can’t remember to keep her stories straight. Just because she talks sh*t about certain people behind their backs and then hops on their gregs, I’m looking at you Amer, the minute she sees them doesn’t make her a bad person. She’s one of the most loyal people I know; she let Rebecca live with her, rent free, and only bitched and complained about wanting her out once. She even pimped her out in Australia, as you can see in the picture. She’s had a rough year. It’s not easy being dumped by your sugar daddy during the same time you tell everyone he’s going to tell you he loves you and ask you to move in with him. Saundra is not the type of person who wants or is looking for love and meaningful relationships. She’s the type of woman who is suppose to be enjoyed. Just be glad I didn’t post screenshots of texts you sent me. You know, like saying the ones where you said you’d let guys sh*t on you or how Blake made you play with his nipples while he called you his little bitch in a baby voice or about your past. And I think it’s sweet she commemorated her abortion with a bellybutton ring. If you’re wondering why I’m posting this… well, because f*ck you… And because I’m drunk… Love you, babe. LoL.

I want the text messages for my porta-potty research.- nik

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