Vancouver | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Vancity Garden Gnome

November 17, 2014 Vancouver 105

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Patrick M*te aka Romeo Versace aka The Garden Gnome. This coked out loser claims to be Italian, but I did some research and he’s actually an Arab! Fake as they come! This stumpy bald goof has to sell coke and give girls drugs just to get laid. He is a woman beater and stalker too. You can catch this midget lurking around clubs downtown or on Commercial Drive, looking for blacked out girls to prey upon. He belongs on the site and I am surprised he is not already! Stop telling everyone you are Italian… You’ve been exposed!

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Beware Of Nicole Harris

November 17, 2014 Vancouver 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Nicole H. She is a dirty cheating woman. She goes out partying every night, and doesn’t come back until morning. She cheats with any man that gives her any smile at all, doesn’t care that she’s got a loving BF, all she cares about is sex, weed, and booze. Who knows what she’s got. Watch out for her on the streets of Vancouver. Beware!

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Keith Mack

November 17, 2014 Vancouver 23

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet my ex Keith. Dating him was one of the worst choices of my life and I was hurt down there for months from his so-called “exceptional” finger blasting because his nails were grimy and rarely clipped. I also discovered he left me because he was cheating on his then-pregnant ex that he had to go back and promised to raise their son as well as getting engaged. However, after a couple of months of trying to raise his son, he broke his promise because he is broke, promiscuous and most importantly, physically and verbally abusive to whoever he dates. He also has a tendency to try getting back in touch with his exes while dating someone else. To all guys and girls, please never ever approach him. You have been warned

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Why Do Sugar Babies Hide Their Sugar Daddies

November 16, 2014 The Dirty, Vancouver 822

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, wanted to post this gem… here is a very popular girl who claims she doesn’t date men for money… well check out her man, I’m sure she is with him for his looks… LOL!!!

Finally a GoPro in the shot.- nik

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Sabrina Mani’s Time Has Finally Come

November 16, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty, Vancouver 74

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I got the latest dirt on this fake tit gorilla looking rocking blonde hair skinny ass h*e(the one in the middle). She is the most hated from Hollywood. Her new man is a dip and a half he don’t no what he got himself into. She will do anything to get money, she is a gold digging no good easy h*e. Please Nik, every guy needs to be aware of this gold digger, she needs to be put on BLAST! Sabrina Mani your time finally came!!!

I’m not a fan of blonde hair on Mexicans.- nik

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Cougar Vicky

November 14, 2014 Vancouver 219

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this nasty whore known as Vicky (last name is unavailable) her facebook name is Basiliki Apbaviti. I don’t know where to start, this woman is 36 years old dating a 20 year old player (whom is already up here) she is the most disgusting woman I’ve ever seen in my life. For one, she got into a car accident and “only got $66,000″. She is threatening a 17 year old, and anyone who speaks to her “boyfriend”. She is so fat she wears a night gown when she has sex, to cover her fat, although I believe a sheet would work better. She also didn’t lose her virginity until she was 24, but since then has slept with over 200 men, and has albums upon albums of them in her home. (information coming from her “boyfriend”) She lives in North Vancouver, in mommy and daddy’s house, whom she doesn’t speak to, but lives off of them. She is old enough to be Robert’s mother, (Robert Levesque, EastVan Wannabe, 20) This woman thinks she can sue everyone and everything. She wants to sue Robert’s ex girlfriend, 17 for harassment because she still messages him. This woman has messaged the 17 year old’s mother, and best friend, under a fake account on Facebook. This bitch seriously needs to be taught a lesson, she is the most disgusting excuse for a woman. I also believe she has a gunt (such a fat stomach, it covers her vagina.) I mean, how gross can you get? She can’t find anyone her age, so she preys on the younger men, and shes giving him whatever the hell he wants. NIK GET THIS SKANK ON BLAAAST!!!

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Loose Lipped Liar

November 13, 2014 Vancouver 32

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, this is Candi durocher harbridge from goofsville. She definitely likes to hear her own pathetic voice, cause I’m pretty sure no one else does. About a year ago I met a man at a friends house. We were into each other and started seeing one another. Candi is his ex. She’s a fuking slalker and the queen of harassment. So, the loose lipped looser starts posting shit on Facebook calling me a goof and treating me. So scared, not. She constantly calls my my house, like 50 times in a row. Clearly this wierdo needs to grab a fuckin life. Can you say obsessed, Candi. Anyone can call names you fugley skunt. Your so good looking and smart more like refuckintarded and fugley.

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Beware of Pedrum Mahlooji

November 11, 2014 Vancouver 84

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Pedrum Mahlooji, the thief and biggest loser ugly reject of Vancouver. Me and my best friend were at a house party the other weekend and this rapist tried unsuccessfully to get into her pants. When she said no, he kept trying to force himself on her and she thankfully was able to get away and make a plea for help. However, in the midst of the conflict, Pedrum had the audacity to steal her new iPhone. On top of that, he lies to girls about the old and ugly brown SUV he drives, claiming it’s his, when it is his dad’s car. Nik, we are asking you to expose this piece of shit lying rapist Pedrum Mahlooji for what he really is, a worthless loser thief coward rapist that should be recognized and known across Vancouver. Watch out girls, he will strike again!

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