THE DIRTY ARMY: Remember this girl? The one who booked town after helping herself to $800 belonging to one of her then best friends and roommates 3 years ago? Well, 1 year ago this hot mess returned to Victoria. We all forgave her and gave her the benefit of the doubt. Perhaps people really can change! No, they can’t. Rather, Chelsey can’t. During her year in Victoria, Chelsey blazed through 8+ jobs – fired from all but Wendy’s for being a no show. (“Why can’t you come in today, Chelsey?” “Oh, I just got super fcked on drugs and had sex with everyone. You see, my boyfriend was out of town so I figured I better take advantage of the situation!”) Ultimately, the upkeep was too much for our emaciated Chels. After being evicted and served a $2600 due and being fired, again, little Miss. “My life’s so tuff!” once more skipped town 1 month ago. Did I mention she had already signed a new lease with said best friend Kayte? That she didn’t so much as pay rent for the month. Oh, also, that Kayte lent her $1300 so that the law wouldn’t be eating their asses… was that paid? No. Let’s total her debt now: $1700. In short: She left town with out word while owing her best friend $1700 (other debts and distresses not included). Is this money ever to be seen again? What do you think? Let us know what you think!

You can never trust a junkie.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m terribly sorry to harass your eyes with more “Aquaalynn Slaughter” aka Kristina Ewart. She claims her birthname was “Kristinalynne Scribnber” and she “legally changed it to Aquaalynn Slaughter when she was 14″. I’m pretty sure you can’t do that at age 14. Recently she\’s taken to harassing and downright threatening to “beat the living sh*t” out of 17 year old girls and making visible threats to “run you over with my car. That\’s what I\’m stoked on most about moving to Kelowna”. She’s been warned that if she continues, a complaint will be made but alas! Her uncle is suddenly a police officer who claims it\’s okay to harass people and OF COURSE she\’s done no wrong!! Shocking, isn\’t it?! Oh, and did anyone else know she\’s pregnant? Neither did I. But I\’m not surprised one bit.

Some one needs some anger management.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dirty Dahlen.. a girl who knows everything and anything about keeping her legs spread. Will fck anyone and everything and her 17 notches at 19 will tell you that. Shady bitch to say the least, does not care who she lies to or fucks over. Will do anything to be the centre of attention and craves cm. if you are looking for a easy fck with a girl who only has 3 types of drds, dirty dahlen is your go to girl.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is a fake ass b*tch, take off all that makeup and you ain’t got nothing.  She thinks people don’t know that she uses guys for money.  She saved all her money for a nose job but still looks like crap.  She gets wasted and starts fights with chicks that she can’t finish cause her wannabe thug boyfriend can just help her beat on chicks with her along with her friends.  Put this VanDirty tramp on blast.

She has Vampire skin and smells like eyelash glue.- nik