THE DIRTY ARMY: Remember this girl? The one who booked town after helping herself to $800 belonging to one of her then best friends and roommates 3 years ago? Well, 1 year ago this hot mess returned to Victoria. We all forgave her and gave her the benefit of the doubt. Perhaps people really can change! No, they can’t. Rather, Chelsey can’t. During her year in Victoria, Chelsey blazed through 8+ jobs – fired from all but Wendy’s for being a no show. (“Why can’t you come in today, Chelsey?” “Oh, I just got super fcked on drugs and had sex with everyone. You see, my boyfriend was out of town so I figured I better take advantage of the situation!”) Ultimately, the upkeep was too much for our emaciated Chels. After being evicted and served a $2600 due and being fired, again, little Miss. “My life’s so tuff!” once more skipped town 1 month ago. Did I mention she had already signed a new lease with said best friend Kayte? That she didn’t so much as pay rent for the month. Oh, also, that Kayte lent her $1300 so that the law wouldn’t be eating their asses… was that paid? No. Let’s total her debt now: $1700. In short: She left town with out word while owing her best friend $1700 (other debts and distresses not included). Is this money ever to be seen again? What do you think? Let us know what you think!
You can never trust a junkie.- nik