VanDirty Housewives


Vandirty Housewives

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these b*tches are running all over vandirty pretending to be celebs and people are eating it up. Can we have some dirt on the “real” housewives of Vancouver??

Aren’t they all criminals? Also, can the producers of the show stop submitting them to my website to help ratings.- nik

Langley’s Gay Stripper


Langley's Gay Stripper

Langley's Gay Stripper

Langley's Gay Stripper

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Langley’s most famous gay stripper. Runs around to all the parties and clubs trying to make enough money to support his pepsi addiction. He got party hard tattooed on his ass just to have another excuse to take his pants off. This guy needs a reality check.

That chicks face says it all, I’m gunna have to agree with her on this one.- nik

Beware Of Club 241


Club 241

Club 241

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have never thought of putting a whole location up before but this place is the capital of douche island. The waitresses are the biggest f*cking c*nts I’ve ever met, so hurting for money they try to take your drink before its finished so they can get more tips. The fat ugly d*ke looking bartender with the pitbull face gets so drunk she screams at customers. Made some dude so mad he pissed on the floor and left. The floor that has GLASS EVERYWHERE no one cleans the dump. The custys are all skids one guy goes around handing out cards for a fake ring side girl agency then proceeds to make out with the troll of a waitress before moving on to trying to make out with some guys girlfriend, another dudes beating his girlfriend in the corner and no one cares and to top it all off some guy is walking around with a straw behind his ear telling everyone its his cocaine straw! I hope this place burns to the ground.

I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to wear pants when riding a horse, she must have a thing for rug burn.- nik

Brittany Samoil-Selk Uses Everyone To Her Advantage


Brittany Samoil-Selk

(Anyone still having IAU withdraws, click on her face for some #NBHNG)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch is a piece of sh*t who f*cks dudes for gifts and plays with a guy like a toy. When the toy gets old she just throws it away and gets a new one.  Don’t give this girl sh*t she my as well be a cam girl, a stripper, or a prostitute!  She’s sucks Greg like a champ and her *ss is off the hook can’t complain about the way she looks but deff a sh*tty person.

Tattoos ruin everything.- nik

Kidd Carson Finally Leaves The Beat



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you guys always have dirt on Kid Carson and how hes always receiving negative comments and his producers are about to kick him off….well its finally happened.  Click here to read full article.

Who cares.- nik

Drama Queen


Drama Queen!!

Drama Queen!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is this guy who parades around as if he is god’s gift to men!! He’s always going after straight men who have women, asks d*ck sizes and how good are the men in bed. Telling lies about who he f*cks. He is a dirty filthy spic who thinks he is Canadian. He is such a drama queen when a straight men don’t want his nasty d*ck. Get a f*cking life you low life sp*c!! Nik put this guy on blast!! Let the world know about how much of a loser this f*g is!!

Looks like he’s taking advantage of that boy, clearly a space cadet.- nik

Vegetarian Juice Monkey


Wannabe Vegetarian Juice Monkey

Wannabe Vegetarian Juice Monkey

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Matt Hill. This douche bag thinks he is just jacked yet he is a vegetarian spiritual drug addict. Who clearly did and does way to many drugs that now he just right f*cked. All he cares about is the government and that people are after him.. He walks around town thinking he is top sh*t, but hes an old man who thinks he is 19. What do you have to say about that Nik?

People are after him.- nik

Wannabe Model From Penticton


Wannabe model from Penticton

Wannabe model from Penticton

Wannabe model from Penticton

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Morgan Charlotte, A wannabe model from Penticton BC. She is such a joke and honestly one of the worst models I’ve ever seen, same ugly butch face in every “pose” Not to mention she’s dirty. She may act like some innocent virgin but don’t let it fool you she’s one of the biggest sloots in the Okanagan. She goes after any guy with tattoos or in a band, Seriously pathetic. Recently broke up with her boyfriend, who cheated on her through the entire relationship lol with her d*ck sucking skills, i don’t see why anyone sleeps with her. Everyone should stay clear of this annoying ugly brat.

Those freak show tattoos are a good distraction from her face and possible wig.- nik

Try And Spar Your Way Out Of This One Bro


Try and spar your way out of this one, bro.

Try and spar your way out of this one, bro.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jacen Brooks, Pro MMA douche bag. Ladies, don’t let his charm fool you. His real game is cheating and dating more than one girl at once. He’s real good at making you think you can trust him, and tells you everything you want to hear, only to be telling someone else the exact same thing. I recently found out thru a friend about another girl claiming Jacen to be her boyfriend. Not knowing who to believe with all this skeeze’s lies, the truth became crystal clear- he was “dating” us both. He has a real art of making you believe he actually gives a fck about you, when really he’s just down for multiple “f*ck’s”, some in the same night. I’m putting this out there as a warning to any other girls currently believing his lies, or that unfortunately get caught in them one day. He is dirt, and Karma is a b*tch. Peeeeeace.

He could use some man +2′s, those things are grossly under-sized for his body.- nik

Dead Beat Mom


Dead Beat Mom

Dead Beat Mom

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Anna. As you can see she is OBSESSED with herself, she has no idea how to use Photoshop and she is FUGLY!!!!! What is really disturbing about this goof is the fact that she has THREE children and 10,000 photos of HERSELF plastered all over her FACEBOOK page!!!! What kind of mother spends the entire weekend taking photos of herself and none of her children?!?

Its a business page.  Kids are bad for business.- nik