THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Michelle (Shelly) Darcy, the gold digging, bottle rat sloot. I don’t even know where to begin when it comes to this fugly skunt. She’s been jumping from wallet to wallet for at least a decade, looking for an easy ride through life. If you got loot… look out for this sloot. She’ll dry your wallet right out, and move on to the next victim. No conscience either. She doesn’t care if you’re a guy or a girl, she fcks em all. She’s lousy in bed, gives weak head, and stinks like fish. She’s prowling Campbell River at the moment, but has been known to frequent the Nanaimo area as well. She likes boys with toys and jumps from dick to dick collecting toys she never pays for. If you got bling… she’ll be riding your ding-a-ling. She’s shacked up with some dude who bought her a snowmobile, but she’s Down To Fck at a moment’s notice. Just buy her sloppy stinky flat ass a few beers, and she’ll be on her knees doing what she knows best. No wonder her nickname is “The Chicken”…. Not only does she look like one, but she’s all about the buck buck bucks, and the cock a doodle do. Nik, put this bitch on blast!
I wonder whats living in her nest.- nik