THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Danielle Verdon. She likes to pretend she’s the innocent girl next door , and that everybody uses her while pretending to be her friend. Which is probably true considering. She runs around telling lies to ruin people lives and try to rip apart friendships and relationships. She slept with my boyfriend while pretending to be my friend and even called me last week to tell me about how her friend walked in on her having sex with her boyfriend. She also tells me she’s to classy to have sex outside. Too classy for outside, juuuust classy enough to be a homewrecker. Danielle’s favorite hobbies include; talking shit about every single person in her life behind their backs, telling work she needs a day off because her mom died when in reality she’s very much alive, stealing laptops from women in wheelchairs and pawning them and frauding their bank account, talking ishh about people’s children when she doesn’t get her way, calling children’s aid on the kids she’s babysitting because she doesn’t feel like babysitting anymore, stealing clothes off her fuk buddy’s girlfriends and then sitting back and trying to tell everyone she’s better then them. Recently, she caught chla**a and blamed it on every guy she slept with. A lady with her class just doesn’t need to remember or be aware of things like that. My advice? Don’t give this girl half as many chances as I did, considering I’ve fallen a victim to almost all of her shenanigans. Don’t waste your time befriending her no matter how genuine or sincere she may sound when complaining about nobody in her life loving her. I can see why.