THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, meet Dave Andrew a douche bag, abusive mother fcker! And when I say mother fcker, I mean mother fcker, his own mother! Yeah, this almost 30 year old loser shares an apartment with his mother. A two bedroom now, only because the Ministry got involved with him and his kids, but it used to be a one bedroom. Pretty cozy, I guess he likes moms cooking – how does she taste Dave? Yeah the Ministry is involved in his life because he forced his way in to his ex’s place and started beating on her friend. Charged for assault, not the first time – but the second, he was charged before for beating on his ex. Yet he does this shit to his ex, then sends her naked pictures of himself and is constantly contacting her. Oh, but he stopped paying his child support and his ex is losing her place. Nice guy – can we say psycho! Anyways Nik, the Ministry needs to get their head out of their ass because this loser is still using yet gets access to his kids. Do you still smack them around Dave? Oh that’s right you went to rehab and anger management – did you hurt yourself falling off the wagon?

No homo, but how’d he take that picture of himself?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this lady if you can call her that, has 8 kids with about 7 different men. Doesn’t know who most of the fathers are. A welfare queen, never worked a day in her life, doesn’t plan to, just thinks popping out children from unsuspecting men is her paycheck. Men beware, this one will trap you with lies she is on birth control, she meets you, sleeps with you and oops shes pregnant yet again and you are on the hook.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This here is Anna. She claims to be a perfect girl but she’s the biggest fake and attention seeking sloot. At parties she’ll make out with other girls just to get attention and hopes to get with any guy. She’s been with tons of guys so it wouldn’t surprising if she had some STIs- boys look out! She thinks that now that she’s a teacher that she’s all that but she still acts like she’s still 19. She lives at home on mommy and daddy’s dime. Anna thinks she’s the health guru too… but let’s not forget that she does some pretty hard drugs and has been using ciggies for quite some time now. Stop preaching! If she was smart like she claims to be, she’d grow the fck up. .

Whose bright idea was it to pose on a car covered in bird sh*t…in a skirt no less.- nik