Another MTV Trashbag

February 13, 2013 Dirty News, Virginia Tech, West Virginia 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Salwa Amin, the new hefty trashbag of MTV’s Buckwild series- This bitch first off doesn’t even know what it means to be country. I grew up in WV and we do not walk around in 5 inch heels when we know we are going to have fun in the mud and we sure as hell don’t priss around like we are better than anybody and talk the way she does. Come to find out, she was arrested Monday morning on 3 felony drug charges for intent to deliver Oxycontin and Her**n from Michigan with her douchebag boyfriend. Sickens me to know that this is what kids get to look up to and not the real part of what it means to live in WV and have fun doing so. We already have a bad rep as it is. MTV needs to take all of their dope pushers and pile them all in a room together until they figure out life. But then again, they would make a damn show out of it!

Its a hard life after your 15 minutes.- nik



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Christa Hucal

January 14, 2013 Richmond, Virginia Tech 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This goof right here is the number one jail hoe! She’ll be “dating” one guy in jail while dating another guy on the outs only for the soul purpose to live off them. She does crystal mth and ghb and thinks she’s is the shit and so secretive about her manipulative personality to get what she wants. She will say what ever sounds goods so you fall in love with her and support her while her number one man sits in jail. She is constantly getting jail calls from all these different inmates flirting and hoeing it up. She had this one guy so in love and when her other man gets out of jail kicked him to the curb like trash for her jail boyfriend to move in then when this guy went back to jail she was watching his house and was fcking at least 12 different guys on the daily, got pregnate and had a miscarriage cause of the amount of drugs she uses. She’s fake, loose, and used up!

I’d imagine she wears a lot of spandex lined pants with a belly like that.- nik



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Aaron Coleman

December 3, 2012 Richmond, Virginia Tech 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Aaron Coleman is a preppy asshole who thinks he’s the shit, when in reality he’s a loser. He likes to brag about girls he’s been with, but in reality he’s never even kissed a girl. He’s a douchebag. He talked to me for over a year and never told his preppy friends about it cause he was too embarrassed. He thinks he’s too good for everybody, when he’s really just a dick who’s fake and has no idea what the fck he wants. He’s a pssy – and he completely deserves this.

Put some pants on.- nik



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Fat Skeezer Vanessa

October 25, 2012 Richmond, Virginia Tech 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is a whore named Vanessa Cashmere Newman (facebook name) we use to be bestfriends UNTIL she backstabbed me. She faked like she was pregnant not once but TWICE she made a fake sonogram and she said she got an abortion both times then admitted to me it was a lie! Our friend died and while he was in the casket she was saying how she wish could have fucked him one last time and how sexy he looked in a casket and she wishes she could have cut his dick off and saved it. Sick right? She has herpes and she lost her virginity to her cousin and fcked TWO more of her cousins. She’s fully black but claims shes mixed. She’s a crazy bitch ADD her on fb and talk sooo much shit!!

I guess when you don’t know how to photoshop rubbing your mirror in water is the next best thing.- nik



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DC Girls Are Actually Hot

October 9, 2012 The Dirty, Virginia Tech, Washington DC 48



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the past submissions are absolute garbage. Of course Washington DC has no hot girls. The most beautiful girls live just outside the District in Northern Virginia. This girl, for example, is absolutely stunning. There is no denying that.  Let me know what you think about her and I can send in some more VA hotties.

She is denying her breasts from existence and has a fat face. Sorry, but I don’t need Virginia in my life.- nik



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The Big Three

July 19, 2012 Virginia Tech, Washington DC 1

The Big three

The Big three

The Big three

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the transexual chick wants to claim she rejected me and grabbed her boyfriend and boyfriend number 2 to hop on her greg and try tag team without even being able to speak proper Lol.

She looks better with a mustache.- nik



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No Love for Keith Loveless

July 15, 2012 The Dirty, Toronto, Virginia Tech 23

No Love for Loveless

No Love for Loveless

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce you to Oakville’s biggest juicehead douchebag, Keith Loveless. He hits on every girl he sees by telling them he’s a club owner in Toronto when he’s barely head of security, and then follows up with his signature text messages of the borderline homo sex moves he wants to try out on his unsuspecting victims. His obvious steroid use has shrunk his balls and his hairline, and given him a body growth hormone gut. Ladies, don’t fall for his lies or pathetic pick up lines! Put this dirtbag on blast!

Females victims please share with us Keith Loveless’ beautiful text messages. Screenshot that sh*t iPhone style and submit. I want to read smooth game.- nik



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Manny Clemente Wishes He Was A Baller

March 1, 2012 Dirty Athletes, Manhattan, The Dirty, Virginia Tech 52

Wish he was a baller.......

Wish he was a baller.......

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, HUGE fan of your brilliant work. I wanted to introduce you to one of the biggest tools in NYC. His name is Manny Clemente. In his mind he is a model, athlete, rapper, ladies man and all around pimp. When in reality he’s just another overly tattooed, under-educated ex-con scum bag on steroids. He needs to be brought down to earth in a major way. He’s a personal trainer/drug dealer at Equinox Gym because he can’t get a job else where with a rap sheet like his. He used to play football for VT but was kicked off the team and sent to prison for running coke from NYC to Virginia. (google him, its all that comes up).  I think you can see where I’m going with the level of brain cells this idiot possess. He tries running game on all the girls at Equinox but everyone knows what a scum bag he is and can’t stand him. There is a major push among members of the gym to get him fired. He’s a total creep. My friends and I watch him run around the gym harassing one girl after another and can’t stop laughing at his pathetic attempts. He thinks he’s going to be a reality tv star because he has big muscles but someone should tell him all those steroids are going to shrink his greg.  DA STROOOOOONG!

I thought Equinox is a high class gym?- nik



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