THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, shes been myspacin me askin me to come thru to her place and bang the sh*t out of her.. but she’ll only send me this pic of her (its the only one he has). should i go after it? im leaving it in your hands nik.

Dude are you crazy? Guarantee she has rolls upon rolls my friend. Your better off on Craigslist. Just sayin’- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this is how we git down in tar heel city NC playa u kno house partiez n chronic bluntz all nite cuz. dirty army reppin tha east kidd

Emailer I don’t understand anything you just said, can somebody please translate? Is he trying to tell me how proud he is of his sausage fest? WTF?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this douche thought he was the man at the club, he was such a fu*kin scrub with his shades on and his wannabe pimp shirt. homo status all the way.

Don’t be mad. He was just trying to hide his almond eyes.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, check out this trout pimpin it hard last night. he was pullin ass left and right. some trouts just cant be stopped. Dont hate the trout, hate the game!

Nice catch TROUT, she looks like she just got hit by a Mac truck repeatedly.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, snuck a picture of the two legends.. Dr. J and MJ just kickin it. these guys got it made in the shade… your welcome!!

Your welcome for what? I always see Jordan out making an ass of himself. But thanks for the contribution I guess?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: mark you clearly have a drug problem and need help. quit fu*king your life up!

Emailer please don’t tell me you’re the one who drew that queer little heart on him?- nik