Big Nosed Amazon

Posted in Washington DC, Would You? | February 6th, 2012

yellow fever big nosed amazon

yellow fever big nosed amazon

yellow fever big nosed amazon

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I cannot stand this thing. Everytime I see her I get nauseated. First off, her nose takes up 78% of her face. Second, she’s covered in trashy *ss tats . Third, she only f*cks and dates Asian guys. That’s just some of the gross things about her. She’s like 5’10 170. Straight up Amazonian freak of nature. She thinks bc she us tall that she is a model. Only problem there is that her idea of a classy photoshoot is her standing in front of the camera expression less and in some off brand cheap underware. I can’t stand her Nik. I know you totally wouldn’t but…would you if your life depended on it?

Answer: No, she’s manlier then her boyfriend.

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One Month Post Operation

Posted in The Dirty, Washington DC | February 4th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, remember my bandaged, 2-day post op +2′s from a month ago?  Well here are my babies one month later.  Will send a pic at the 6 month mark.  Lemme know what you think.  They’re absolutely perfect in my opinion.  Also started Cellan to get the perfect beach body for the summer.  I’ll send my results in a month.  Nik, you should let me be your spokes girl, I def have the whole package and will not disappoint.

I think it’s the angle, but one looks larger than the other. The CC size looks great for your frame and you have zero signs of REFUND Gap. Keep listening to my advice… we will get there.- nik

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Freedom Is Gone And America Is Failing

Posted in The Dirty, Washington DC | February 4th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think that if Ron Paul isn’t elected president our country is f*cked. What do you think?  He is the only one in the past 20 years that seems like he actually cares about this country and not just his personal gain.  Nik, my wife and I were planning and having a child sometime this year, but we are so worried about what is going on, that we are holding off for a year or two. I’m not bringing a child into this world.

Ron Paul would never get elected because of what he looks like. America doesn’t want a troll representing us.- nik

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Mitt Romney’s “People Skills”

Posted in The Dirty, Washington DC | February 3rd, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, glad to see the recent posts on the truth of Romney. The media portrays him as the best candidate but he is just another Obama…. he says he doesn’t want ObamaCare, but the health care policy he’s been proposing is almost IDENTICAL to ObamaCare… He may “look” like a good President, but he certainly doesn’t act like it. Take a look at this video where he blatantly ignores this poor man when he tries to ask him about his views on medical marijuana…. is that how our President should act when his people ask him a question? And this isn’t the only video where Romney acts like a total d*ck when people ask him questions that he doesn’t want to answer…here’s another video of Romney losing his cool when he is asked a question by a reporter at a press event….isn’t that what happens when you run for President?? You get asked questions and you give answers back…politely. If he can’t handle the pressure of a few “tough” questions now, how is he going to deal with anything if he becomes President?? Keep up the great work Nik…. RON PAUL 2012.

Roseanne Barr 2012.- nik

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Amanda Is A Freak In Between The Sheets

Posted in The Dirty, Washington DC | February 2nd, 2012

Try not to throw up

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Amanda.. She’s about 3 months pregnant and has been caught cheating on her boyfriend… I found this photo on facebook so I don’t even know how it was taken… How gross. She thinks shes some type of godness but is really some nasty low life. It’s time to expose this b*tch!

This is why I never touch hotel room comforters.- nik

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Violet Has Completely Transformed Herself

Posted in The Dirty, Washington DC | February 1st, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve submitted Violet here before, but now she completely transformed herself and she looks amazing. She looks incredible.  It is amazing what your site does for people. Really opens up their eyes and if they choose to listen to your opinion about them then they can usually be at their best.

Violet you injected too heavy on the upper lip.- nik

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Mitt Romney Scandal

Posted in The Dirty, Washington DC | January 31st, 2012


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Mitt Romney is so guilty of fraud and the world needs to know.  I get sick to my stomach when I see things like this and someone that could possibly be in charge of running my country.  I don’t know about this.

Mitt just lost my vote.- nik

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Not Surprised She Did A Photo Shoot With Photographer Creep Justin Price

Posted in Washington DC | January 30th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Heyyy Nik… DA strong for years.. ok I need to put this chick on blast. She does all this bootleg modeling and swears she is going to have this huge modeling career. She aspires to be in Playboy… Only problem is… She has no +2′s… and photoshops her fat out of every picture. She thinks that because she has blonde hair… That she is some sort of goddess. She does cheezy ass modeling for monster energy drinks …(really though Lmao) and apparently f*cks some lame ass photographers for free photoshoots. What a sloot! Funny thing is… Her photoshoots look like cheap ass. Oh… and she steals pictures from google of backsides of blonde models and claims they are her. Stupid girl.. Everyone knows that sh*t is from Google. Please… Put this ugly man on blast Nik!

Anyone else notice that Justin Price has been shooting homely girls lately?- nik

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And 10 Years Later… All Of Ron Paul’s Predictions Came True

Posted in The Dirty, Washington DC | January 24th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- I know you said you don’t know who you are voting for yet and I don’t usually get so involved in the elections…but is it just me or do all of the candidates seem like total assholes expect for Ron Paul? He really seems like the only one who is genuine about what he says, doesn’t flip flop and doesn’t change/cater what he believes to fit the audience in front of him. His intelligence is far beyond that of the other candidates and it’s so frustrating that the media doesn’t give him enough credit. In this video, he completely predicts everything that is currently happening to the US and this was 10 years ago.  And now…10 years later, all of his predictions are true. If people would have just listened to him during that speech, then maybe we would have a different America today. They really just act like Ron Paul isn’t even running and it has to be because the media is scared of him actually becoming President.

Honestly the only reason Mit Romney is dominating the Republican race is because he is the best looking candidate. Nobody likes an old ugly looking Grandpa.- nik

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How Do You Feel About Obama Being President Again

Posted in The Dirty, Washington DC | January 21st, 2012

obama president again?

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik I was just wondering what are you views on Obama becoming President again?  Do you like it?  Are you scared or worried… let us know.

The President is irrelevant. We are no longer a powerhouse country so who care who the puppet is.- nik

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