THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl name is Julie Santiago has a daughter but still goes out every weekend to get drunk and fuck military guys. Milf or slut? She loves the Greg
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this fat slut thinks that she is the hottest Milf in the DMV. She used to look really good but then she got fat and started f%#king black guys to make herself feel better. She has 3 kids, 2 of them are twins about 12 years old and a 20 year old that already has a kid herself. What do you think about her?
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this douchebag of the century Michael Barrett of the United States Marine Corps thinks that pay cuts will help Morale. He tells Congress that less money will raise discipline… but I don’t get how that will help, I’m having a hard time understanding the logic there. He wants to pay our finest warriors less money because he thinks it will make them more responsible? What the f*ck is this guy on? I don’t know anyone that wants less money in life for what they are currently doing. This man is a disgrace to our country and his uniform should be burned, while he is wearing it.
What happened to our country? I want to be proud again.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, went out this weekend and met this super hot blonde. Long story short, she decided to show us how much Patron she could drink… followed by showing us how quickly she can pass out. By the time we were able to get this girl and her friend home, this is how she exited the cab… C’mon DC girls, stop acting so f*cking trashy and act like some adults.
She shouldn’t be wearing a bra with that dress.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, TheDirty.com regular Dani Gartner has a newcomer in training. Pepsi/molly head social climber that holds up with club promoters and owners to get to the top of the industry. Shacking up with random guys in DC every chance she gets. Nobody really knows where she came from but she’s quickly making a name for herself in the DC club scene being dirty on and off work at dirty bar with the likes of Michael Romeo and other dirty army regulars. I had a brief encounter with her last month asking if I wanna party until her recent EX walked in and she played it off. Not worth the coke I wasted on her after she got off work. Lame, no personality and wanted a boyfriend desperately so she can mooch off like the princess that she is. Bad Boob job and has the nerve to ask me to take her out after we hooked up!!!
I thought bottle ratting was illegal in Washington DC?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Greg Hale was a chubby loser in collage who couldn’t get laid to save his life. With hard work and determination he has become one of the best secret sugar daddies for many girls online like Jessica Vaugn and Jen Wilke both thedirty.com alumni. Greg gets off on feeling like he is helping these girls with their careers buy spoiling them with special trips to LA. It’s sad this is the only way he can get girls to hang out with him. Greg they like the size of your wallet that is all. Inside sources reported to us that on this last trip to LA he just handed the girls his credit card and said have fun while he was at another meeting. I was also told Jessica knows how to spend money. You are being played. Jessica is known in the Hollywood scene for her lifestyle and Jen Wilke has a local boyfriend named David Harris. Hey Greggie Instead of spending money on these skanks invest in some testosterone so you can grow a full beard someday. What are you like 46 and still your face hair grows like patchwork? Nik when will these loser dudes learn apparently never because he is flying Jess and Jen out to Washington in May. SMH
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have always been suspicious of the way Robert Griffin the 3rd handles himself. He seems so perfect and not to be racist, acts just like an Uncle Tom… but I have always been weary of him because his image is too clean… well this past weekend, he hooked up with a girl I know. Her name in Robyn Ashley. She started texting everyone saying she was with RG3 but none of us believed her because there is no way he would cheat on his wife with a girl that was not super hot. She got really mad because we said its some other guy claiming to be him, so in her drunk moment, she posted on her Twitter… she since has deleted her twitter, but we have enough proof to know what happened. So RG3 is just like any other athlete… a CHEATER!!!
I always knew this guy was a fake. One season wonder.- nik