Greg Oden's Purple Crayon Exposed
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Bombshell Cheerleader
Posted in Washington, Washington DC | February 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: WSU bombshell cheerleader Now gone brunette…What do you think Nik?
I think she can bite through steel with those chompers.- nik
WSU CHEERLEADERS
Posted in Washington DC | February 2nd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, More love for the WSU Cheerleader! i think she may have got +2s.
It doesn’t get much more horse face than that.- nik
More On Brittany The Possible DC Celeb?
Posted in The Dirty, Washington DC | January 30th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well you wanted more on Brittany A. No one knows her obsession with middle eastern men, most of them sleep with her and then leave her quick since she quickly becomes attached and is a stage 5 clinger. Her sister, in the purple dress, loves dating mexicans by the way. They are basically white trash but claim to be classy!
I think the time has come to give DC what it wants… DIRTY ARMY, what should we name her?- nik
Also See: DC Needs A Dirty Celeb Nik
I Found Your Girl, Persian
Posted in Cougars, Washington DC, Would You? | January 28th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! I found your girl!! Give me the honest truth! I know you would she is perrrsssian, wishes she was ARAB
Answer: no. She must stroke her greg a lot with forearms like that.
DC Needs A Dirty Celeb Nik
Posted in The Dirty, Washington DC | January 27th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DC never gets any love from The Dirty, and we definately need some dirty celebs here. So I think I found a few for you…even some with +2’s! First off there is Brittany A, she thinks she’s a “model” but in reality, she’s a gogo dancer/waitress at DC clubs, like The Reserve. B*tch is always drunk, and talks in a high baby voice. If you are out in DC there is a 99% chance that you will see her stumbling around. She sleeps with anyone, especially middle eastern men. In the picture with Brittany with the +2’s is that trash you had already posted about before, Jocelyn C. Another Bottle Rat. She was passed around a group of 4 friends at a trip at Atlantic City and loved the attention. This girl cannot function without alcohol as you can see in the photos. She always looks and smells like she doesn’t shower. Finally, here are some Iranian dirty celeb potential for dc. The one in the black shirt is Donya T and the one in the middle is Rochelle Z. They are cousins and always have their legs open for anyone. They have been clubbing since they were 15 and 16, they are now 18 and 19. Every week, Donya has a new man, breaks up with her ex, sleeps with someone new, then gets back with her ex. Rochelle was sleeping with a 27 year old when she was 17 not too long ago. She’s notorious for almost getting half naked in clubs and getting kicked out. Now she is dating a purple crayon, who stays home, while shes out, grinding and giving bj’s to every guy! Hopefully DC makes the cut!
I would love to get DC involved more. I am not sure on the blonde though… I need to know more about her. Like why is her face so plump? Why does she like Iranian men $$$? DC there is an application process to these things. Dirty Celebs are usually special and I don’t see anything special about her.- nik
She-Man Or Midget
Posted in Georgetown, Washington DC | January 22nd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay Nik here is the scoop, she was born in India, and realized she was half man half pig. She has absolutley nooo friends, because she is sooooo scary!!!!Her parents disowned her, so she sleeps around with dc men, to get a room to sleep for the night! what they don’t know is she has herpes, and gential warts!!!Look at her with no make up poor thing you can see the sores on her mouth! and look at her with makeup doesn’t even help!!!!! whats up with ugly girls that smell like chicken curry…haven’t they heard of a tooth brush perhaps soap and maybe plastic surgery???
Why is her head so big, I bet it gives her problems when she walks…and I would rather not check out the sores thanks.- nik
Beware She Is A Man
Posted in Georgetown, Washington DC | January 22nd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here is the DIIIIRRRTY: Chick is really a man, her daddy paid for the surgery and the meds, and has noooo chest!! Nooooo ASSS…looks like a man, has the adams apple 2!!!!!! Her men keep running away, and leave her to cry, and get more surgery done!!! Poor thang! Guys beware!!!! You never know what cha really with…especially since she chases anything and everything with a P! She wants a man to love her but they just keep runnin!!
Its the hair, nobody wants to deal with that mess..or of course the greg they find down below.- nik
DC Persian Hottie
Posted in The Dirty, Washington DC, Would You? | January 14th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sanaz E .. glorified DC Persian club trash. She’s got some cute dimples but that’s about it – absolutely annoying is the best way to describe her. I think she should wax those sideburns and lose the 5 pounds of concealer around her eyes and on her lips.. but Nik – would you?
Answer: No, besides the Orange skin I couldn’t if I tried because there is no such thing as Persian.
Gilbert Arenas Doesn’t Learn
Posted in Arizona / UofA, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty, Washington DC | January 6th, 2010
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as I am sure you remember, Gilbert Arenas is in trouble with the Washington D.C. police and the U.S. Attorney’s Office, for bringing guns into the locker room. While Arenas has managed to spin the situation, saying he never pointed a gun at anyone, he is still in a lot of trouble with both the law and the NBA. Anyways, on January 5th, Gilbert Arenas and the rest of the Washington Wizards, traveled to the Wachovia center in Philadelphia, to play the 76ers. During the pre-game warm-up, Arenas attempted to inspire and hype up his team, by jumping into the middle of the circle, pretending his fingers were guns, and then act like he was shooting all of his teammates. Do you think this is funny Nik? Has Gilbert Arenas lost his mind, or is he just stupid?
He is just that stupid. His idiot brain thinks if he makes fun of the situation that the law enforcement will believe his story. The only problem is that some of his teammates don’t like him. Someone will rat under the hot lamps… just watch.- nik
NBA Gun Standoff In Locker Room
Posted in Dirty Athletes, The Dirty, Washington DC | January 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have an incredible story for you today. On Christmas Eve, the Washington Wizards expereinced some team chemistry issues. The team’s star +$100 million point gaurd, Gilbert Arenas, owed some unknown amount of money, to the team’s back up gaurd, Javaris Crittenton. The debt was because of gambling. Javaris entered the locker room. Wanting to collect his money, he asked Gilbert to make good on their bet. Gilbert Arenas refused to comply, giving new meaning to his nickname “Agent Zero”. Crittenton, according to his long-time child-hood friend Kendrick Long, responded by saying, “I am not your punk!” So, how would Arenas respond to Crittenton standing up for himself? Like any normal deranged fake-gangster, by pulling a gun on Javaris, out of his locker! Crittenton, then responded by pulling out a gun on Arenas! So here they were, 2 NBA athletes making millions, on Christmas-eve, having a stand-off in their locker room, like some sort of Clint Eastwood western. I have no idea how the situation was defused. As you can tell, some details are still sketchy at this point. When Gilbert was questioned by the media about it, he denied it. Arenas will have to deal with tougher questions in the future, because both the Washington D.C. police and the U.S. Attorney’s Office (the feds) are looking into it. Nik, is any amount of money worth getting into a dispute like this? How big of idiots are they? Lastly, what does Judge Richie think would be an appropriate punishment?
This makes perfect sense considering other players have been telling me Gilbert has “over extended” himself financially. Word around the NBA is that he is broke and is in major debt right now. I think his punishment should be a demotion to the And1 tour where guns in the locker room are a way of life.- nik
