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I Don’t Hear Anybody Blaming Obama Now

December 22, 2014 Washington DC 0


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, everyone always talks sh*t about Obama and how he has screwed this country up… so why isn’t anyone giving him hell for gas prices being so low?  Funny how our stupid society works.  Give this man some props.  He has done a great job.

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U.S. And Cuba Seek To Normalize Relations

December 17, 2014 The Dirty, Washington DC 41


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, the United States and Cuba will start talks on normalizing full diplomatic relations, marking the most significant shift in U.S. policy toward the communist island in forever. How do you feel about this? I think its awesome for both countries and now I feel like the MLB is going to have even better baseball players, since the Cubans won’t have to run away from their country.

I can’t wait to party in Cuba.- nik

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Cops Should Walk Off The Job

December 15, 2014 Washington DC 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, am I the only one who cannot believe this sh*t. If you want to protest do it on your own time not on my dime. As far as Im concerned the police across the nations should all take tomorrow off, in support of their fellow officers and the legal system. I see it going down something like the “the purge”.

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The “Real Imposter” In DC

December 8, 2014 Washington DC 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl, Keisha Bennis from DC is a real loser. She likes to call herself “The Real Kelly Bundy”, but she is nowhere close to real. She spends her days tweeting meaningless comments on Twitter and she spends her nights escorting in D.C. She looks nothing like her pics that she posts online. She’s a grown ass woman and is constantly on the party scene trying to score her next high. She talks a big game online at Twitter and thinks she’s the shit. I’ve seen her in the D.C. scene for years trying to hookup with guys to make a few dollars. She once hooked up with my ex-boyfriend in a club bathroom just to get some yayo. This ho is always online calling out women for being whores but she is the biggest one of all of them. She claims to be a spokes model/actress on her twitter account “The Real Kelly Bundy”, she’s a fake wannabe groupie that will lay on her back for an hour for any guy that is willing to throw her a few dollars. Her hobbies include, taking selfies, tweeting, partying, taking more selfies, more partying and taking some more selfies. Sad thing is that she has two small children that probably never see their mother because she’s always partying and could care less about them. To all you guys out there that run into her late night, buyer beware, there is nothing real about Keisha Bennis or the name she ripped off from the real Kelly Bundy.

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Obama Can’t Be Serious

November 26, 2014 Dirty Politics, The Dirty, Washington DC 279


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, why is Obama talking about sending troops back to the Middle East.  What kinda of nonsense is this?  He lied to us.

Two more years and Obama will go down as the worst president in American history…worse than Carter.- nik

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Broke King

November 20, 2014 The Dirty, Washington DC 47

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is (ugh I don’t even want to type his name) “King Rich”. He is one of the most vile, useless, repulsive wanna-be PIECES OF SH*T to ever exist. He kind of just appeared in DC a couple years ago… I was part of the club scene for a while and I had never seen him before. Anyways he just started popping up everywhere in DC and claimed to be a manager at Dirty Bar but really he was nothing but the doorman. All he does is post pics of stupid shit he buys at LV, Gucci or Nike (doesn’t even buy the expensive stuff at LV/Gucci…lame sh*t like belts), posts pics of him and random girls at the club (98% he doesn’t know, just starts talking to them and says lets take a pic), and posts ridiculous statuses about women referring to them as bitches or sl*ts. And he uses stupid #’s like #ballterstatus #kingslanding etc. Did I mention he’s a deadbeat dad? He has 2 younger daughters (like under 12) and he never sees them. They came to DC to visit from Texas and he is so obsessed with partying and has nothing better to do that he brought them to a BAR called A-Town for Sunday funday – just has music blasting and everyone is wasted. He thinks he’s so hot and can get all the ass he wants but really he’s fat and has a pig nose. All the girls in pics are like I said randoms and the girls he actually does bang are -3′s. Case in point his ex Shana who looks like a man. He was once put on blast bc he didn’t pay his A-Town tab haha more like #brokeking.

Those big arms on the blonde totally ruin her strong jawline.- nik

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What Do You Think Of Phelps’ Girl At HRC National Dinner

November 6, 2014 Washington DC 20

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, our girl appeared finally after a month, what do you think? She was at a prominent table of DC movers and shakers. Talked openly about Michael Phelps when people came up and asked about him throughout the night. Said she had seen him that morning as part of family therapy. No sign of a baby bump in this dress by BCBG. Also to note, she could walk back stage and all around free of secret service interference.

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Does Mike Esterman manage escorts

November 6, 2014 Washington DC 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Not sure why I never put this together myself but Mike Esterman may very well have his own escorting service. If you venture to his site and try to book a “atmosphere model” you’ll see a ton of familiar faces (Scars/Kina/Sky). I was also told he was the one that worked with Laura Michelle Prestin to send her out to Dubai for ..work. What’s the deal with him?

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