THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this slut is the most desperate slut you will ever meet. Shes a fat Hippo that needs to be sent back to the jungle in a cage. She claims shes a good girl but really shes the biggest bopper you’ll meet. she tells everyone she’s still a virgin but this slut lost her virginity in middle school to her best friend’s ex. Ever since her boyfriend and her broke upr she will not give up to win him back. She’s stalked him and made her friends call him up and ask him to take her back. she even showed up to his mothers house. She looks like the alien Alf. She has the size of a ants brain even though shes the size of an elephant. Someone needs to hand this bitch a Big Mac.

That line should be straight.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, quick question for you. Since you are a pretty good predictor of people. Do you think we will have a Gay President or Woman President first? I think we should have a Gay President first because they will make our country happy again. We are not united, we are divided. A Woman President would make us look soft. I vote Gay.

Isn’t Hillary Clinton the package deal?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just read this long piece in The New York Times about how Anthony Weiner has changed. He seems to partially blame Twitter for the situation. He basically tries to make it seem like he would never hurt his wife again. But, post scandal he was talking to me and I have proof. This went on for months. Online, texting, phone calls (he was smart enough to always block the number) I truly respected and admired this man. I thought the media tried to make him out to be some creepy pervert and he wasn’t. I was totally wrong. Obviously I’m young and naive, because while my feelings grew as time passed, I quickly realized he only cared about the sexual. Please help me put this perv on blast. AGAIN. You would think he would learn from his mistakes… Anyway, if you know any journalists or publishers that want proof send them my way!  This guy is running for mayor of NYC seemingly on this platform of having changed..but he hasn’t.

F*ck the journalists. I want your proof, lets blast this fool on TheDirty. (Email me intel [email protected]).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am really confused about Porta Potty’s and who they vote for. A lot of stippers and porta pottys like to come off as independent free thinkers so they vote for the democratic party, but don’t they realize that most of their rich sugar daddy’s need a Republican in office in order to have money to blow on these dumb girls. I don’t understand why the would be for the party representing the poor when they all want a rich lifestyle so badly. There is a reason all the rich business men vote Republican. Won’t these girls ever learn? The photo I included comes from Scooby Snack. The perfect example of an airhead porta potty.

Girls who get pooped on don’t vote. They try not to be documented because they don’t pay taxes.- nik