THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this slut is the most desperate slut you will ever meet. Shes a fat Hippo that needs to be sent back to the jungle in a cage. She claims shes a good girl but really shes the biggest bopper you’ll meet. she tells everyone she’s still a virgin but this slut lost her virginity in middle school to her best friend’s ex. Ever since her boyfriend and her broke upr she will not give up to win him back. She’s stalked him and made her friends call him up and ask him to take her back. she even showed up to his mothers house. She looks like the alien Alf. She has the size of a ants brain even though shes the size of an elephant. Someone needs to hand this bitch a Big Mac.
That line should be straight.- nik