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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can’t help but laugh and think about your JV every time I hear a reference about someone being JV.  I swear before you started saying that,  no one was using that reference and now they seem to all the time.

Who is the Obama Derrek Fisher looking douche?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy. Ryan Nastick, is this biggest loser EVER. I can’t believe i wasted my time on him! When I dated him, he was supposedly an “ex-army” soldier who had a purple heart, saved a girls life, had a special banquet at the white house for him, got his degree (both bachelors and masters online) while overseas… etc etc etc. Then, we dated and he just kept LYING About everything! I was paying his phone bill because he couldn’t keep a job. I found him texting a bunch of other girls, including ESCORT services! He cheated on me, lied to me, and then on top of that – stole blank checks from my DYING grandmother and forged them – for over TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS! Needless to say i dumped his *ss FAST and come to find out he’s telling people he broke up with me because i cheated on him and got pregnant & he found out it wasn’t his by paper he left out on the counter. Then he told some new chick that he had a baby once that died of cancer and that he is/was in the navy! (hmm.. i thought he was army?) This guy has a SERIOUS lying problem!

His purple heart was a tattoo.  Don’t believe the hype.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, have you ever read stories of how the FBI infiltrates child porn sites to catch people looking at them. Wouldnt it be smarter for the FBI to just shut down their servers then to just keep locking people up for this because its a loosing battle. I believe however that these child porn sites are actually created and owned by the FBI for reasons I don’t know. What do you think Nik?

I don’t care enough on the topic to think.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you have to post this. This makes me really wonder if Andrew Breitbart was actually murdered for what he knew. His website uncovered a booklet from Obama’s days at Harvard proclaiming he was “the first African American president of the Harvard law review” that’s not the shocker, the shocker is that it also claims he was “Born in Kenya and raised in Indonesia and Hawaii”. You are suppose to be born in this country to be able to run for president. Please spread this and get the word out because I feel as if CNN, NBC, FOX, and etc. won’t touch this. Here is the link from the article:

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/05/17/The-Vetting-Barack-Obama-Literary-Agent-1991-Born-in-Kenya-Raised-Indonesia-Hawaii

It’s from 1991. Looks pretty legitimate.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what is wrong with this guy? He adds every chick on facebook, then gets to know them takes them out and they all act like they are BFF’s when they seriously just met on FACEBOOK. He surrounds himself by sl*tty chicks… but in reality I think he is gay what do you think?

He must be For The Gays.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, why is it always a teacher whose involved in all these sex scandals. Obama’s secret austrailian girlfriend from back in the day was, you guessed it, A TEACHER!!!  Genevieve Cook an Australian teacher was referred to in Obama’s biography as the woman in New York that he loved.  So, I’m excited to see what dirt is gunna turn up in this tell all book that she’s coming out with.  Think this will be a career ender? or are we as a nation to stupid to care about whats going on and pay attention to anything on the news-with #’s at an all time low. Wake Up Nation!!

Obama and his camp need to stop worrying about the Gays and focus on our First Amendment rights. The court system is so corrupt, they are killing our countries constitution.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, have you noticed that Obama spends a lot of time partying? Booze, weed, Newports, private jets, celebrities, and no way to pay for anything that he does. How many times do you think he baked out the Lincoln Bedroom?

He is a true celebrity.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, seriously wtf? Why in the hell was Obama shmoozing it up in public with Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan in Washington DC at the White House correspondents dinner? Obama just lost 10 points in my book because he chooses to associate himself with the trash here in Hollywood. Last time I checked lilo was broke and posing in playboy naked, and Kim Kardashian was showing us her t*ts on twitter and on dancing with the stars. LMAO, real classy Obama. I am seriously considering changing my vote to Romney after that little stunt he played the other night. I thought the White House Correspondent’s dinner was supposed to be of people with status, wealth, purpose in life, and who change the world. Not the f*cking Kardashian’s who we’ve all seen get f*cked in the ass and peed on!!!! Lilo even showed up in a dress with her t*ts out. Ugh I’m disgusted. Obama get it together because you are making the Amercian government look like a mockery to the rest of the world once again, and I’m f*cking sick of it! We are the United States of America and we need to act like it! I don’t know about Obama anymore.. but this proud American wants America to be #1 forever.

**Don’t forget that Obama also hangs out with Jay-Z who use to be a major drug dealer in the late 80′s and all of 90′s.- JV

I still feel bad for Governor Chris Christie.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- I need the rundown of where to go for Memorial Day weekend in Vegas this year. My girlfriends and I are staying at the Cosmopolitan and getting a table there one night. The problem is, one of the girls is a Vegas newbie and will not stop emailing me these stupid links for Vegas deals. Every hour I get another link from her. She even is insisting on going to the Palms because she still thinks Playboy is relevant. We love her- she’s a calendar girl (so all bust and no brains) but she won’t listen to me when I tell her that is not the way to go. She is gonna need to hear it from you Nik. Please lay it out for her and help save my vacation!

Why don’t you just hang out with us on the grass at Wet Republic? Email Anthony@TheDirty.com (hot chicks only).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Lera Tsayukova, a russian 21 year old cocktail waitress who goes to schoolm at GW University, she has a boyfriend who’s life has turned miserable and loves her to the point he wants to hurt himself, she hooks up with table customers for tips, runs around the city making out with everyone and sleeping with whoever wants her. She resembles famous porn star Sasha Grey and does everything she can to also be like her. Watch out DC!

Resembles the porn star in what way, open leg policy.- nik