THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik she is a dum ritch snob. she drives a mercdes n alwayz has expensive clothes on n walks round like shes da sh*t. she thinks her sh*t dun stink. she been dating some purple crayon on the wvu team forever but he f*cks everyone else. she is a dum slut thinking hes gonna be with her when he goes pro. he luvs me and is with me and c*ms to see me in her car. he fux her friends shes a dumb c*nt n got fat..

Her lip stud is way to big, and she doesn’t realize that make-up doesn’t hide the size of her face.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl has slept with every athlete at WVU. Claims to have dated them but really only got f*cked by all of them. She is a psycho. She even tryied to fight one of the boys girls at the club. She doesnt even go to school there she just sucks dick there. She went from white basketball players there to f*cking every football player. She is white trash..

True Life: I’m addicted to purple crayons.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: It’s starting from the top Nik! Nice to see the White House finally following through on something. I know they were smart and bought their Molson Canadian 24 in Washington instead of paying $40 to buy it up here in Canada though.

This picture makes me want to throw up.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Liz Ta**.. she was a striper at the Miami Club in Baltimore, Md and not one at the Flamingo Lounge. (I guess the clubs expectations have gone down)
This girl is just plain nasty. She f*cks with every guys head and the moment they are about to break up with her she tells them that she is pregnant with their kid. When they expect that she isn’t pregnant she trys and convince them that she miss carry’s when she is really on her period. Show any interest she will have sex with you. She can’t even look innocent without dirty skank crossing her forehead..

Every strip club needs a girl who is willing to sleep with all the patrons…however, I’m a little dumbfounded by this one getting the job.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, i figured you could you use a close of our sleezy Michael R*m*o in DC. He only hires the sluttiest, beat b*tches. He runs the Oil Tycoon filled clubs such as Fur, Lotus and the Loft. These places are nothing short of wanabe 1980s, cigar smoking, scar face gangsters. With a touch of assliciton and Ed Farty. If there is going to be another earth quake, i hope it hits Fur with Michael R*m*o in it..

He looks way to excited to be hanging out with those guys…and holding that sword.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik – Here are some more pics of Jackie, AKA DC Hottie. Like your readers, I also thought this tranny was 50 yrs old, but come to find out, she is only 25 years old!!!

No way she is 25.  Maybe her balloons are, but her face is 50 for sure.  Also, can you not call her DC Hottie… she is not even hot.- nik

Also See: DC Hottie

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Erica, DC bartender, sasquatch, district sk*nk, and career bartender. Pretty sure she’s been bartending for over 10 years now, and expects people to take her seriously. She worked at a high end bar and got the logo tattooed on her chunky ribs. Now she works for the skeeziest of all DC club owners – Michael R*meo. The bartenders at his bar are notorious for tampering with drinks in order to get bigger tips or have people kicked out before paying their tabs & then they forge the check. It’s no secret that she’s an insecure person, and her eating disorder is equally obvious. Just check out the pictures, her weight fluctuates by about 30 pounds back and forth her arms are so hairy Rogaine should start researching them.  But her nasty *ss on blast and warn visitors to this city how shady Michael’s bars are.

I want more dirt on Mr. Romeo… obviously he hires beat chicks for his clubs, what else?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik this is the same pic of that girl you posted! I think she is alright..So would you do her now nik?

ANSWER: No, she is a solid 2.1256489 under a 2 on the 10 scale.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik my man, help me here. So i have heard, the rumor is this brownie has slept with almost all my boys. How WHY? HOW HOW? She has tried getting with me but it aint gunna happen! Am i missing something here? IS there something these men see in her? Supposedly she models..how how ?What has this world come to?? NIK EXPLAIN to me what guys see in her?

I cant because I think she looks like a raccoon whose been through a few to many garbage’s.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I had no comment I just want you to tell me what you guys think. Warning might cause damage to your eyes..

Usually you warn someone before they see something, I would have rather not of seen these 2.34’s.- nik