THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is “celebrity” agent Mike Esterman. And when he uses the term “celebrity” he means girls on model mayhem that he represents. He needs to be put on blast because he takes advantage both physically and monetarily of young naive models. Here is his scam, he sneaks into parties where celebrities are, begs them to take a photo with him and then he puts them on his website and facebook and claims to represent them. This of course is all just a charade to make him look legit to the 19 and 20 year old models and DJ’s he represents. He lures them in by saying, hey look I work with this actor and this singer, the girls believe him and then he books the girls out to clubs at only a few hundred dollars and takes 50% of that. At the clubs he “accompanies” them but that is just so he can make sure he gets them drunk enough so at the end of the night he can “escort” them back to their hotel rooms. And that of course is where he tries to force himself on them. This guy truly is a creeper and horrible person. Just look at him, he even looks the part. Nik please make all those unsuspecting models he hits up on facebook aware of this to protect them from making a mistake with this loser!

I always wondered when Mike Esterman would show up on TheDirty.com. Kim, what are you pointing at?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve seen Violet Slepoy on TheDirty before but never have I found her attractive or interesting.  Well, yesterday I finally got to meet her in person, and OMG… she is insanely gorgeous and a damn sweetheart.  I told her I recognized her from TheDirty and she didn’t seemed all that bother by it.  She kept it brief, anyway super chill and super sexy.  No photoshop here, thoughts?

She looks like an overweight Kristen Stewart with no neck.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I cannot stand this thing. Everytime I see her I get nauseated. First off, her nose takes up 78% of her face. Second, she’s covered in trashy *ss tats . Third, she only f*cks and dates Asian guys. That’s just some of the gross things about her. She’s like 5’10 170. Straight up Amazonian freak of nature. She thinks bc she us tall that she is a model. Only problem there is that her idea of a classy photoshoot is her standing in front of the camera expression less and in some off brand cheap underware. I can’t stand her Nik. I know you totally wouldn’t but…would you if your life depended on it?

Answer: No, she’s manlier then her boyfriend.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, remember my bandaged, 2-day post op +2′s from a month ago?  Well here are my babies one month later.  Will send a pic at the 6 month mark.  Lemme know what you think.  They’re absolutely perfect in my opinion.  Also started Cellan to get the perfect beach body for the summer.  I’ll send my results in a month.  Nik, you should let me be your spokes girl, I def have the whole package and will not disappoint.

I think it’s the angle, but one looks larger than the other. The CC size looks great for your frame and you have zero signs of REFUND Gap. Keep listening to my advice… we will get there.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think that if Ron Paul isn’t elected president our country is f*cked. What do you think?  He is the only one in the past 20 years that seems like he actually cares about this country and not just his personal gain.  Nik, my wife and I were planning and having a child sometime this year, but we are so worried about what is going on, that we are holding off for a year or two. I’m not bringing a child into this world.

Ron Paul would never get elected because of what he looks like. America doesn’t want a troll representing us.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, glad to see the recent posts on the truth of Romney. The media portrays him as the best candidate but he is just another Obama…. he says he doesn’t want ObamaCare, but the health care policy he’s been proposing is almost IDENTICAL to ObamaCare… He may “look” like a good President, but he certainly doesn’t act like it. Take a look at this video where he blatantly ignores this poor man when he tries to ask him about his views on medical marijuana…. is that how our President should act when his people ask him a question? And this isn’t the only video where Romney acts like a total d*ck when people ask him questions that he doesn’t want to answer…here’s another video of Romney losing his cool when he is asked a question by a reporter at a press event….isn’t that what happens when you run for President?? You get asked questions and you give answers back…politely. If he can’t handle the pressure of a few “tough” questions now, how is he going to deal with anything if he becomes President?? Keep up the great work Nik…. RON PAUL 2012.

Roseanne Barr 2012.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Amanda.. She’s about 3 months pregnant and has been caught cheating on her boyfriend… I found this photo on facebook so I don’t even know how it was taken… How gross. She thinks shes some type of godness but is really some nasty low life. It’s time to expose this b*tch!

This is why I never touch hotel room comforters.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve submitted Violet here before, but now she completely transformed herself and she looks amazing. She looks incredible.  It is amazing what your site does for people. Really opens up their eyes and if they choose to listen to your opinion about them then they can usually be at their best.

Violet you injected too heavy on the upper lip.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Mitt Romney is so guilty of fraud and the world needs to know.  I get sick to my stomach when I see things like this and someone that could possibly be in charge of running my country.  I don’t know about this.

Mitt just lost my vote.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Heyyy Nik… DA strong for years.. ok I need to put this chick on blast. She does all this bootleg modeling and swears she is going to have this huge modeling career. She aspires to be in Playboy… Only problem is… She has no +2′s… and photoshops her fat out of every picture. She thinks that because she has blonde hair… That she is some sort of goddess. She does cheezy ass modeling for monster energy drinks …(really though Lmao) and apparently f*cks some lame ass photographers for free photoshoots. What a sloot! Funny thing is… Her photoshoots look like cheap ass. Oh… and she steals pictures from google of backsides of blonde models and claims they are her. Stupid girl.. Everyone knows that sh*t is from Google. Please… Put this ugly man on blast Nik!

Anyone else notice that Justin Price has been shooting homely girls lately?- nik