Washington DC | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Do You Believe All The Stuff You Write About Michael Phelp’s Girl

October 22, 2014 The Dirty, Washington DC 223

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, curious why you only post the worst pictures of this girl? These are all on the web and she is not an ugly old lady like you portray her on here. Just saying…. I think it’s sad she is gone from social media and is no longer working publicly since this happened to her. What happens when Phelps gets out of rehab and they go public with a statement and she looks nothing like the way you have put her on blast here, but more like her public persona outside your website? You probably won’t post this due to the fact it doesn’t fit the criteria of degradation, but oh well. Insert your dismissive, awful comment here and post away like you do.

Stop submitting yourself please, we get it…Phelps was drunk and texted you for naked pictures. Also, why are you implants rejecting from your body…I think it’s pretty obvious.- nik

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Brandon Tran

October 1, 2014 Washington DC 34

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Brandon Tran from Washington DC. I used to attend Langley High with him. He LIES constantly and about everything. Do not be fooled by his looks…he looks innocent but he is a disgusting personality. H’s tall as a giraffe and talks too much shit. He once owed money to his friend BRYAN for some cards that he bought and he never paid us back..and on top of it, he brags to every one that his family has money. He cheated on his girlfriend back then and pretends that she cheated on him. His sister Ashley Tran is also a little bitch and slut who sleeps with every indian guy she hangs out with while having an asian boyfriend! Guess she likes them dark! hahaha. Her and her “sorority sisters” are all the same! They’re an ugly family from inside and out! STAY AWAY FROM THEM! Before speaking about how family is rich, have the decency to pay us back the money you owe us. Peace bitches.

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Kara Barbero and her Ever Growing Brows

September 30, 2014 Virginia Beach, Washington DC 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Kara Barbero needs to lay off the eyebrow pencil because she is morphing herself into Groucho Marx and drawing attention to her crows feet at the young age of 28. And while she is at it she should stop spending a lot of time on f_k sites advertising herself as some positive spiritual person who gives good massages, when in reality she is just trying to hook a dude dumb enough to be a meal ticket for her and her kid (who she happens to NOT mention online let alone while on ‘dates’). Kara, go take care of your kid and stop being nothing more than a warm hole and lousy slay.

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Revolution Moving and Storage Will Lose Your Furniture

September 25, 2014 Dirty Business, Washington DC 3


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, on August 16, 2014, Revolution Moving & Storage came out to our prior residence at 10 am to disassemble our large furniture and load it onto our Uhaul truck. They were told in advance that they were only hired to remove the heavy items (consisting of our kitchen table, buffet table, master bedroom set, daughters crib and dressers and son’s bunkbed and dresser) and that we had our own supplies. We had no intention of paying for supplies, because we furnished our own tape and mattress pads. My wife and I were asked over 1/2 a dozen times if they could use other materials, even though my wife kept deferring the owner (John) to me. He wasted time trying to upsell us for supplies, rather than monitoring his crew. Our original quote of $225, changed to an actual charge of $370 (including their supplies). We also observed smaller boxes being moved ahead of the larger items we hired them to move!

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Drake vs. Lil Wayne Concert Tour

August 29, 2014 Atlanta, Baltimore, Birmingham, Charlotte, Chesapeake, Greensboro, Philadelphia, Raleigh-Durham, The Dirty, Washington DC 0


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I Was Sleeping With The Wrong Cop

August 27, 2014 Washington DC 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Brad Morris a police officer and I have been hooking up for a year and half, I work for the fire department we normally go upstairs to do our business well the reason I’m writing this is he’s engaged to be married and has been with her for over a year! Everyone knows about us at the department it’s just fun but that’s until I found out I wasn’t the only one he’s on the side with!! I hope his fiancé Kristen leaves him she’s beautiful and deserves better I want to say sorry to her and for any hurt I’ve caused if she is even aware but I doubt it because he works when she sleeps … So brad Morris screw you I wish you and the “clap” you gave me a great miserable life pig.

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The Republic

August 25, 2014 The Dirty, Washington DC 154

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, the police expect us to be conditioned to bend over and be a serf. Janet Reno grabbing your crotch after getting ripped off by Southwest Airlines going through TSA and radiation from the body scanners. Later she will be at a biker bar with her dyke haircut and hiking boots, listening to Tim McGraw. I have a pulse and libertarian red blood flowing through my veins. Have you NO compassion for citizens of planet earth . I’m in touch with humanity and feel the pain of all my countrymen , who have had there god given constitutial rights deprived from them… Wake up from your mindless soap opera brainwashing. Who cares what Justin Bieber and Kim Kardashian had for lunch today. I care more that the US is funding Israel to commit genocide against the Palestinians, while there is a 17 trillion dollar deficit, are constitutional rights being stripped from us and the militarization of the police and the building of FEMA camps….

I wish RoboCop was real. Alex Murphy could save us.- nik

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Walk Lightly And Carry A Big Iron

August 25, 2014 Washington DC 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can not believe our President went to a tee time immediately following his public address of James Foley, while for the first time he did seem truly concerned for the incident (unlike Benghazi, but I digress) he laid out nothing for a future plan of any kind, he went right back to vacationing.

Dick Cheney was recently interviewed and said “I think every single day that goes by [Obama] is finding that there’s a bigger and bigger gulf between his hoped-for view of the world and reality,” , “I think the danger is enormous, I don’t think the president understands it.” Cheney commented that he believes Obama’s view of the world is “fundamentally flawed” and that his aversion to military action has made other world leaders view the president as “weak and ineffective,” saying “there is no question … he is viewed as perhaps the weakest president in my lifetime.”

I hope he is right in that Obama is realizing his world view is flawed & sees the need for something more than nice visits, food, & photo ops with world leaders does not solve the worlds problems, but a strong America helps keep the world as peaceful as possible through democracy with other world alias who share those similar beliefs. God Bless America, & you Nik Lamas-Richie are a great American!

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